That's what a good personality will get for you TG.That poor Borat imitator has almost NO junk!! Why are all the ladies clamoring around him, I wonder???!!
To top it off, the cutest chick(IMO) is also right next to his nut sack.... go figure.
That's what a good personality will get for you TG.That poor Borat imitator has almost NO junk!! Why are all the ladies clamoring around him, I wonder???!!
It's been pretty fun. The crew and I have some fun stuff planned for the whole month with a different contest each week. They're mostly October/Fall/Halloween themed. Feel free to enter and nab something. We don't discriminate, and it's not like there's an obligation to log it! lol Geez... just had the thought... $50K worth of product out there and if we mandated that it all be logged, I'd be busy for YEARS just trying to catch up!!! (Kidding...I don't read logs...I'm a horrible person...)I gotcha now. Cool beans. There are some really good entries on that thread BTW.
Sometimes my wife refers to it as a "gay lapdog". She desperately wants one. I got a Great Dane instead.That poor Borat imitator has almost NO junk!! Why are all the ladies clamoring around him, I wonder???!!
So you are saying that your personality was a secondary factor in your wife choosing to marry you.Sometimes my wife refers to it as a "gay lapdog". She desperately wants one. I got a Great Dane instead.
Yeah. The real deciding factor is something that I can't show you on here... and it probably wouldn't fit on the screen anyway... and you'd be jealous....of my schlong cause yeah she really likes it so there.So you are saying that your personality was a secondary factor in your wife choosing to marry you.
Gee... yet another 2-faced puzzy.... wait. LOLhttp://apnews.myway.com/article/20110929/D9Q2DUC03.html
This cat has lived for 12 years. Awesome story.
Janus cat is of two minds about a great, many things...
His name is 'Frank and Louie'
It happens.Gee... yet another 2-faced puzzy.... wait. LOL
Indian Tabloid? Not sure if legit, or 'The Onion,' legit.
Best line of the whole article: "The surgeon removed the barrier between her two vaginas, leaving her with one big one"Indian Tabloid? Not sure if legit, or 'The Onion,' legit.
Hey, if Tyra and TLC talk about it, I'd consider it legit.Indian Tabloid? Not sure if legit, or 'The Onion,' legit.
Hmm I wonder if she ever yelled out "wrong hole!"
You could say that's...twice as likely.Hmm I wonder if she ever yelled out "wrong hole!"
Actually, a buddy of mine use to date a girl like this. When ever one hole got tired, he just put it in the other one. Weird but true.Hmm I wonder if she ever yelled out "wrong hole!"
We are edumacationable like thatwow the things you find in this thread
Sounds like a smart lady lolreminds me of this chick that only liked it in the "other hole" she was kind of a whore though and didn't wanna get prego again
makes sense, women are far more psychological in sex then men will ever be.I knew a girl who had been raped, who after that could only orgasm from anal. She didn't mind regular sex, but couldn't get off from it
its a scary thought to think how men would act if they were emotional connected sex wise.makes sense, women are far more psychological in sex then men will ever be.
I get angry when I don't get sex, anger is an emotion...its a scary thought to think how men would act if they were emotional connected sex wise.
Clomidin Brah...??
I'm with ^^^^.I get angry when I don't get sex, anger is an emotion...
I get angry when I don't get sex, anger is an emotion...
I'm with ^^^^.
It's called masterbation, boys. Sheesh, would have thought you all would have learned that back in grammar school.Me too!! ^^^^^^^^^
I've never met anyone that can have rough sex with themselves. Kudos TAD. lolJust because I don't play well with others doesn't mean I play well with myself. wait what?
I get angry when I don't get sex, anger is an emotion...
I'm with ^^^^.
If that's the case my anger burns with the fire of a thousand suns.Me too!! ^^^^^^^^^
lolA cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my 'Johnson', so now, I'm, Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.....
Ok, just watched it. Got chills. MUST SEE THIS!!!!!http://thefilmstage.com/trailer/first-trailer-for-the-avengers/
Weeeeee! excited about this
Finally got to see the hulk. That's cool.http://thefilmstage.com/trailer/first-trailer-for-the-avengers/
Weeeeee! excited about this
Lord Thor wouldst verily crush him!!Very! and whats got me is that there looks to be a fight between Captain America and Thor. just a quick glimpse but I'm intrigued
You rang?Lord Thor wouldst verily crush him!!
Even a super-soldier is no match for a god.
The most intriguing thing about the Avengers, at least to me, is the inner turmoil in the group. You always have heads clashing with Cap. American and Iron Man, as evidence by the trailer(different beliefs will do that). Of course, Hulk always causes trouble. The battles between him and the rest of the Avengers are better then any of their team up fights IMO. One aspect I really like is what they are doing with Tony Stark and the play between him and Bruce Banner. Tony is the only person in the world that wants to see Banner go ape **** crazy, and Banner likes it. That just sounds cool. The best line I've heard from the film so far, was from a footage sneak peak at the Orlando Comic Con(I believe) in which Stark is talking to a trap Loki. Loki looks at Stark and says, "I have an entire army." Stark looks calmly at Loki and says, " Yeah, well.... we have a Hulk." Nuff said lol.Very! and whats got me is that there looks to be a fight between Captain America and Thor. just a quick glimpse but I'm intrigued
Awesome! I love the Avengers and can't wait to see it! Disney XD has the Avengers cartoon series on there and it is pretty cool! I rented the Hulk vs Thor and Hulk vs Wolverine the other day and it was awesome!Loki looks at Stark and says, "I have an entire army." Stark looks calmly at Loki and says, " Yeah, well.... we have a Hulk." Nuff said lol.
Me too , but I was anticipating him not reprising his role.I liked Edward Norton as Bruce Banner and was kinda hoping he would play him in the avengers
Oof!! I got goosebumps reading that last line, Loki is great too, love me a good bad guy.The most intriguing thing about the Avengers, at least to me, is the inner turmoil in the group. You always have heads clashing with Cap. American and Iron Man, as evidence by the trailer(different beliefs will do that). Of course, Hulk always causes trouble. The battles between him and the rest of the Avengers are better then any of their team up fights IMO. One aspect I really like is what they are doing with Tony Stark and the play between him and Bruce Banner. Tony is the only person in the world that wants to see Banner go ape **** crazy, and Banner likes it. That just sounds cool. The best line I've heard from the film so far, was from a footage sneak peak at the Orlando Comic Con(I believe) in which Stark is talking to a trap Loki. Loki looks at Stark and says, "I have an entire army." Stark looks calmly at Loki and says, " Yeah, well.... we have a Hulk." Nuff said lol.
Alas, i feel the same brother. Edward made it more serious to me, more intense. And the stark difference between the two (hulk vs man) was awesome. This guy looks more beasty-ish he's got that heavy brow.I liked Edward Norton as Bruce Banner and was kinda hoping he would play him in the avengers
No Spiderman wasn't an original Avenger. Originals were Hulk, Iron Man, Thor and Cap. Spiderman would join the team later, on and off as sort of a recruitment candidate but never actually became a full Avenger. He did the same for FF, Xforce and Xmen.Oof!! I got goosebumps reading that last line, Loki is great too, love me a good bad guy.
Alas, i feel the same brother. Edward made it more serious to me, more intense. And the stark difference between the two (hulk vs man) was awesome. This guy looks more beasty-ish he's got that heavy brow.
question, Spiderman was an original Avenger no?
Norton looked less than feminine in American History X.Edward Norton is just way too nasally and feminine for me to ever believe he is any type of super hero. Great actor but he absolutely sucked in The Incredible Hulk. So did Liv Tyler lol. Jennifer Connelly anyday.
No love for The Black Panther eh?No Spiderman wasn't an original Avenger. Originals were Hulk, Iron Man, Thor and Cap. Spiderman would join the team later, on and off as sort of a recruitment candidate but never actually became a full Avenger. He did the same for FF, Xforce and Xmen.
That can happen when you put on 30lbs of muscle shave your head and add a few tatoo's lol.Norton looked less than feminine in American History X.
If we were talking about the Fantastic Four or the Ultimates absolutely.No love for The Black Panther eh?
Truer words were never written.Never go at peak hours period. That's how murder was created.