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That's what a good personality will get for you TG.
To top it off, the cutest chick(IMO) is also right next to his nut sack.... go figure.
To top it off, the cutest chick(IMO) is also right next to his nut sack.... go figure.
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It's been pretty fun. The crew and I have some fun stuff planned for the whole month with a different contest each week. They're mostly October/Fall/Halloween themed. Feel free to enter and nab something. We don't discriminate, and it's not like there's an obligation to log it! lol Geez... just had the thought... $50K worth of product out there and if we mandated that it all be logged, I'd be busy for YEARS just trying to catch up!!! (Kidding...I don't read logs...I'm a horrible person...)
Sometimes my wife refers to it as a "gay lapdog". She desperately wants one. I got a Great Dane instead.
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So you are saying that your personality was a secondary factor in your wife choosing to marry you.Sometimes my wife refers to it as a "gay lapdog". She desperately wants one. I got a Great Dane instead.
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Yeah. The real deciding factor is something that I can't show you on here... and it probably wouldn't fit on the screen anyway... and you'd be jealous....of my schlong cause yeah she really likes it so there.
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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110929/D9Q2DUC03.html
This cat has lived for 12 years. Awesome story.
Janus cat is of two minds about a great, many things...
His name is 'Frank and Louie'
This cat has lived for 12 years. Awesome story.
Janus cat is of two minds about a great, many things...
His name is 'Frank and Louie'
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Gee... yet another 2-faced puzzy.... wait. LOLhttp://apnews.myway.com/article/20110929/D9Q2DUC03.html
This cat has lived for 12 years. Awesome story.
Janus cat is of two minds about a great, many things...
His name is 'Frank and Louie'
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Indian Tabloid? Not sure if legit, or 'The Onion,' legit.
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Best line of the whole article: "The surgeon removed the barrier between her two vaginas, leaving her with one big one"
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Hey, if Tyra and TLC talk about it, I'd consider it legit.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/woman-two-vaginas-strange-sex-174009
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/sex-watch-tyra-banking-on-woman-with-two-vaginas/
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Hmm I wonder if she ever yelled out "wrong hole!"
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prld2gr8ns
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Actually, a buddy of mine use to date a girl like this. When ever one hole got tired, he just put it in the other one. Weird but true.
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wow the things you find in this thread
prld2gr8ns
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We are edumacationable like thatwow the things you find in this thread
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reminds me of this chick that only liked it in the "other hole" she was kind of a whore though and didn't wanna get prego again
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Sounds like a smart lady lol
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I knew a girl who had been raped, who after that could only orgasm from anal. She didn't mind regular sex, but couldn't get off from it
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makes sense, women are far more psychological in sex then men will ever be.
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its a scary thought to think how men would act if they were emotional connected sex wise.
Clomidin Brah...??
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The world would have ended years ago is that was the case lol.
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I get angry when I don't get sex, anger is an emotion...
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I'm with ^^^^.
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Me too!! ^^^^^^^^^
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A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my 'Johnson', so now, I'm, Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.....
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my 'Johnson', so now, I'm, Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.....
prld2gr8ns
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It's called masterbation, boys. Sheesh, would have thought you all would have learned that back in grammar school.
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Just because I don't play well with others doesn't mean I play well with myself. wait what?
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I've never met anyone that can have rough sex with themselves. Kudos TAD. lol
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If that's the case my anger burns with the fire of a thousand suns.
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In case you guys don't watch The League, this was the start to season 3
[video=youtube;I4VnSNZKQ-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4VnSNZKQ-g[/video]
[video=youtube;I4VnSNZKQ-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4VnSNZKQ-g[/video]
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http://thefilmstage.com/trailer/first-trailer-for-the-avengers/
Weeeeee! excited about this
Weeeeee! excited about this
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Ok, just watched it. Got chills. MUST SEE THIS!!!!!
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Finally got to see the hulk. That's cool.
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Very! and whats got me is that there looks to be a fight between Captain America and Thor. just a quick glimpse but I'm intrigued
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Lord Thor wouldst verily crush him!!
Even a super-soldier is no match for a god.
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You rang?
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The most intriguing thing about the Avengers, at least to me, is the inner turmoil in the group. You always have heads clashing with Cap. American and Iron Man, as evidence by the trailer(different beliefs will do that). Of course, Hulk always causes trouble. The battles between him and the rest of the Avengers are better then any of their team up fights IMO. One aspect I really like is what they are doing with Tony Stark and the play between him and Bruce Banner. Tony is the only person in the world that wants to see Banner go ape **** crazy, and Banner likes it. That just sounds cool. The best line I've heard from the film so far, was from a footage sneak peak at the Orlando Comic Con(I believe) in which Stark is talking to a trap Loki. Loki looks at Stark and says, "I have an entire army." Stark looks calmly at Loki and says, " Yeah, well.... we have a Hulk." Nuff said lol.
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I liked Edward Norton as Bruce Banner and was kinda hoping he would play him in the avengers
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Awesome! I love the Avengers and can't wait to see it! Disney XD has the Avengers cartoon series on there and it is pretty cool! I rented the Hulk vs Thor and Hulk vs Wolverine the other day and it was awesome!
This is going to be about the greatest movie ever made in my opinion!
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Me too , but I was anticipating him not reprising his role.I liked Edward Norton as Bruce Banner and was kinda hoping he would play him in the avengers
That trailer was awesome!!!
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Oof!! I got goosebumps reading that last line, Loki is great too, love me a good bad guy.
Alas, i feel the same brother. Edward made it more serious to me, more intense. And the stark difference between the two (hulk vs man) was awesome. This guy looks more beasty-ish he's got that heavy brow.I liked Edward Norton as Bruce Banner and was kinda hoping he would play him in the avengers
question, Spiderman was an original Avenger no?
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No Spiderman wasn't an original Avenger. Originals were Hulk, Iron Man, Thor and Cap. Spiderman would join the team later, on and off as sort of a recruitment candidate but never actually became a full Avenger. He did the same for FF, Xforce and Xmen.
As for the Banner thing, I'm happy with anyone BUT Edward Norton playing him. Eric Bana was a much better Hulk IMO and the first movie was much better in terms of acting and action(just go back and watch'em back to back like I did and you'll know what I'm talking about
). Norton is just way too nasally and feminine for me to ever believe he is any type of super hero. Great actor but he absolutely sucked in The Incredible Hulk. So did Liv Tyler lol. Jennifer Connelly anyday.
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Norton looked less than feminine in American History X.
I guess he didn't like the look though. He returned to the land of the skinny afterwards.
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No love for The Black Panther eh?
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That can happen when you put on 30lbs of muscle shave your head and add a few tatoo's lol.
If we were talking about the Fantastic Four or the Ultimates absolutely.
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Big bump for The Walking Dead.
Apparently the zombies this year have a terrible sense of smell unlike last years episode w/ the rain.
We waiting a f*cking year for Rick to tell us what the Dr. said to him, and he was about to say it, but scumbag writers made him say it wasn't important. LIARS!
Anyway guys I was sick all of last week so I finally got back in to the gym this evening. I had forgotten how rude people are at 'peak hours.' When I'm in the middle of a set on a bench that has some pegs for weights on the back, some jackasses are still racking/unracking weights from them. I felt like grabbing a 5lb and banging it against the side of whatever bench they were on/machine they were using. Maybe then they'd understand why it pisses me off so much. Jerks.
Apparently the zombies this year have a terrible sense of smell unlike last years episode w/ the rain.
We waiting a f*cking year for Rick to tell us what the Dr. said to him, and he was about to say it, but scumbag writers made him say it wasn't important. LIARS!
Anyway guys I was sick all of last week so I finally got back in to the gym this evening. I had forgotten how rude people are at 'peak hours.' When I'm in the middle of a set on a bench that has some pegs for weights on the back, some jackasses are still racking/unracking weights from them. I felt like grabbing a 5lb and banging it against the side of whatever bench they were on/machine they were using. Maybe then they'd understand why it pisses me off so much. Jerks.
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Never go at peak hours period. That's how murder was created.
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Truer words were never written.
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this movie looks like it could be pretty good
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