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I dunno, I kinda dig a bike I could just about deadlift... 456lbs.
Very true! Though, in a pinch, even an 800lb cruiser like mine is easy to get off the ground when you're peeved about letting it reach pavement to begin with.

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my favorite ford

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its got a 351 cleveland motor, so basically a ford ;)
The Pantera was a slick looking car, I'll give ya that one!! Only drawback that it had, other than some massive mechanical issues, was that the max height that you could be to drive it was 5'9". Sorry, E, you're gonna be cramped! :D
 
I dunno, I kinda dig a bike I could just about deadlift... 456lbs.

I love Ducatis as well.

Honestly my ideal progression for bikes will be:

GSX-R 600, Ducati 848, Hayabusa

Though I doubt I will ever own a haybusa, I am not responsible enough to ride a death machine like that.


as for the comment on it being right there with the ninja, totally true, I was just messin'. I just got a boy crush on suzuki's.
 
They had t-top ones didn't they? oh well. not like I have the $70k or so a used one costs.
If they don't, I'm sure you can rent a decent set of air snips from a hardware store and make your own! :D
 
as for the comment on it being right there with the ninja, totally true, I was just messin'. I just got a boy crush on suzuki's.

lol - same with me and momma Kaw. I just read a story on how a rider finally got the 14 to do the advertised 9 second quarter mile. Wow... To think that my Vulcan Mean Streak does it in 15-16 seconds and I think that's decently quick... Yup. I'd kill myself. When I first went to the dealership to look at my bike, I wasn't sure if I liked the color scheme (black/red), as I had my heart set on black/chrome. Parked near it was that same color ZX14 I posted earlier, same price. Seeing as this was my first ever bike, and learning on either would still be learning, I considered it. Then i looked at the 14, couldn't figure out how the heck I was supposed to even get on it, and gave up. :laughing:
 
Koenigsegg CCXR
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Oh the things I'd do to drive one of these...
 
where do you put the groceries.
The groceries go in the wife's minivan. You see, with a car like this, the wife does NOT get to ride in it. Only the trophy models get to go with you...or your closest bud to spread the jealousy of how awesome you are and they are not. ;)

Already told the wife that if we ever become so filthy rich that I can afford a Veyron, I'm going to do 2 things to it before I drive it:

1. Have sex with it. Yes, I said it. Don't tell me you wouldn't...
2. Have it painted and outfitted like a police cruiser. I'd work with the police to catch speeders and bad guys. I mean, if you see a flippin Veyron sitting at a speed trap, what car could you possibly have that would give you the balls to run?!?! But please, run, make my day. :D
 
Have it painted and outfitted like a police cruiser. I'd work with the police to catch speeders and bad guys. I mean, if you see a flippin Veyron sitting at a speed trap, what car could you possibly have that would give you the balls to run?!?! But please, run, make my day. :D

Bull Sh*t. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away. :scool:
 
Bull Sh*t. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away. :scool:
Nice Matador there, Scaramanga.

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Thats my dads car, I love that thing. :scool:

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Check out your triples. What a waste, AGAIN Study. That's two now... :banghead:
 
I feel the same way about this baby right here.
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I like this one better. :)
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Check out your triples. What a waste, AGAIN Study. That's two now... :banghead:

AAAHHH YOU SO FUNNNY!!!!!
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Aaaand just to add to that last post...

**Not exactly safe for work....**

 
Aaaand just to add to that last post...

**Not exactly safe for work....**

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Same here (on NSFW?) Dunno what AM's stance is on Christian Bale's hiney in the 'chainsaw chase' scene. Better safe than sorry. :dance:

Do you like Phil Collins?
 
I saw that kick on sportscenter this morning. It was beautiful
 
Was it a legal move? Using the chain like that? If so, epic. If not, he still epically walloped that guy.
 
Was it a legal move? Using the chain like that? If so, epic. If not, he still epically walloped that guy.
Chuck Norris could have done that move with one of his legs cut off.

Of course, a new one would grow back instantly, but in that blinding half second of only having one leg, the kick would still have been epic.



Ok, I'm bored. Can you tell???!? Last day at work before a week off, nobody else here, no calls, nobody stopped in, and I have NOTHING to do. Ugh... And to think many people would kill to have this kind of 'nothing to do'. ugh...
 
Chuck Norris could have done that move with one of his legs cut off.

Of course, a new one would grow back instantly, but in that blinding half second of only having one leg, the kick would still have been epic.



Ok, I'm bored. Can you tell???!? Last day at work before a week off, nobody else here, no calls, nobody stopped in, and I have NOTHING to do. Ugh... And to think many people would kill to have this kind of 'nothing to do'. ugh...

once in a great while the transformer will blow and shut down the plant for half an hour, but it doesn't happen often enough, lol.


enjoy the boredom!
 
once in a great while the transformer will blow and shut down the plant for half an hour, but it doesn't happen often enough, lol.


enjoy the boredom!
I tried to take a nap just now - laid back in my chair with my feet up on my desk - but my AOL mail kept going off with email notifications of PMs from AM!! Then my Droid would alert me that I had a new e-mail!!! Darn me and my need to stay connected!!!
 
I tried to take a nap just now - laid back in my chair with my feet up on my desk - but my AOL mail kept going off with email notifications of PMs from AM!! Then my Droid would alert me that I had a new e-mail!!! Darn me and my need to stay connected!!!

whatever they are paying you-it can't be enough, lol.:bigok:
 
Do yourself a favor and buy Blood of the Nations, it's easily one of the most 'complete' albums I've heard in a long time. Most have 2-3 maybe 4 really good songs. The whole album is good songs.

The title track is quickly becoming the new pump up song at the gym:



It's hard to believe that this is the same band from way back when...



Vacation ends this weekend :( Gotta go back to the grind Monday morning.
 
Eh... too light for my tastes.
 
Eh... too light for my tastes.



Your speakers just fell through the floor due to the heaviness of this song. :bigok:
 
That's why I'm such a huge Devildriver fan, and Coal Chamber before DD started up (same singer)....almost every song on an album is good, instead of a few.

Slipknot can't even do that. Korn had a cd with only Twisted Transistor being the one good song.

Old school my vote is for Soul Fly and Sepultura, nowadays Cavalera Conspiracy :D

 
Do yourself a favor and buy Blood of the Nations, it's easily one of the most 'complete' albums I've heard in a long time. Most have 2-3 maybe 4 really good songs. The whole album is good songs.

The title track is quickly becoming the new pump up song at the gym:

Its a Planet Fitness, isn't it?

LOL....
 
Its a Planet Fitness, isn't it?

LOL....

Ouch brah, hurtin' my pride there. I've yet to walk in a Planet Fitness. My bud's been kicked out of a Planet Fitness though.
 
Why? Dropping plates and or grunting during a set?

No wait, he was sweating too much while working out :lol:
 
Why? Dropping plates and or grunting during a set?

No wait, he was sweating too much while working out :lol:

Grunting...I don't think he lasted 15 minutes in there to be honest.
 
That sux. People probably thought I was kidding, but I've heard of stupid **** like that before.
 
That sux. People probably thought I was kidding, but I've heard of stupid **** like that before.

The "Judgment Free Zone" is a lie.
 
Its the "Ok to be fat and out of shape and embarass yourself with no big fit guys that actually know how to lift allowed to make you feel bad zone"

I read somewhere that some have pizza parties....that makes a lot of sense right there.....
 
^^^I worked at a gym that did this. I called them Member Retention Parties :D
 
Its the "Ok to be fat and out of shape and embarass yourself with no big fit guys that actually know how to lift allowed to make you feel bad zone"

I read somewhere that some have pizza parties....that makes a lot of sense right there.....

The "Judgment Free Zone" is a lie.

Grunting...I don't think he lasted 15 minutes in there to be honest.

That sux. People probably thought I was kidding, but I've heard of stupid **** like that before.

^^^I worked at a gym that did this. I called them Member Retention Parties :D

The solution to this is simple. If the gym is sqeeky clean, smells like a bath and body store and puts free weights in a corner... then it's probably not the best gym for a hard core lifter. Go somewhere else. :thumbsup:
 
The solution to this is simple. If the gym is sqeeky clean, smells like a bath and body store and puts free weights in a corner... then it's probably not the best gym for a hard core lifter. Go somewhere else. :thumbsup:

Curves?

damn-at 1st i thought it said planet princess.:salook:

No, T, that would be the libido check thread.


Oh, and thanks guys. You just reminded me that it's soon New Years! That's gotta be my favorite time at the gym. I love seeing all the newbies come and go. I really love when they come in all motivated and work their butts off for the first 10 minutes...until I walk into the room. I do get a kick out of making people feel small sometimes, eventhough that is completely against how I feel about people in the gym. Still... gotta love a college boy that comes in throwin around "big" weights all loud n junk only to see me come in and blow him away with just my warm-up sets. Dang am i glad I worked hard these past few years!! :head:
 
Curves?



No, T, that would be the libido check thread.


Oh, and thanks guys. You just reminded me that it's soon New Years! That's gotta be my favorite time at the gym. I love seeing all the newbies come and go. I really love when they come in all motivated and work their butts off for the first 10 minutes...until I walk into the room. I do get a kick out of making people feel small sometimes, eventhough that is completely against how I feel about people in the gym. Still... gotta love a college boy that comes in throwin around "big" weights all loud n junk only to see me come in and blow him away with just my warm-up sets. Dang am i glad I worked hard these past few years!! :head:


Amen brother!

I'm only squatting 300 pounds but I have only seen one or two people squat more in my college's gym, people always give me stink eyes when I put the weight on, then when I walk over to the DB rack they get out of my way (narrow paths) It's like a heirarchy in there lol.

Wanted to throw up a self bragging post too :P

Went to the Burlington Coat Factory the other day to buy a new suit for a wedding, had some guy help me because I know squat about suits, he measured my chest and said I should get a 38, it did not fit at all, ended up with a 42 because my shoulders are so broad for a little guy, his words not mine :D
 
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