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SB, the way I see it, those squat rack curlers are the azzholes. If you need it for squats, that does not make you the azzhole. So give them a taste of their own medicine, be an ******* back. Use the squat rack for what it was made for. Ask if you can join in on their jerk fest and when it's your turn, load up the bar and do squats. They b1tch, tell them they can do their curls unloading your plates.

Problems, I fix them.
 
prld2gr8ns said:
yeah, who would have thunk it. People can't live nowadays without their daily dose of facebook. I remember when Tonka Trucks where considered cutting edge in the entertainment arena lol. Wonder what that will do to the imagination....
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well we played a lot of sports, every garage had a basketball goal. and the fields at the parks were always full of kids. a basketball/football/baseball glove were a sure bet for birthdays and christmas. skating rinks were always full on fri and saturday nights and almost everyone was on a bowling team. bicycles were our main transportation, no moms dropping us off everywhere-if we couldn't ride our bikes there, we didn't go-weren't too many places we didn't ride too though, lol.

not much hi-tech, but somehow we survived.
 
metroba said:
SB, the way I see it, those squat rack curlers are the azzholes. If you need it for squats, that does not make you the azzhole. So give them a taste of their own medicine, be an ******* back. Use the squat rack for what it was made for. Ask if you can join in on their jerk fest and when it's your turn, load up the bar and do squats. They b1tch, tell them they can do their curls unloading your plates.

Problems, I fix them.
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You sir, are a problem solver.
 
thebigt said:
geez-it's hard to believe we survived without cell phones, lol....or the internet...
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Without interac, hek we had 3 channels on the TV and one was French. You had to get up walk over to the TV to change the channel.. There was only one phone in the house and it was on the kitchen wall. No internet, lol no fuggin computers. Video games were those Atari pong games. Times were hard :thinking:

Oh but we could get away with unprotected sex cuz a lot of girls were on the pill and there were no life threatening STD's so I guess it all evens out... :006:
 
I never have unprotected sex. I just don't let her know the gun is there for fear she'll use it against me to get away.


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T-AD said:
November 22? Oh good, I still have time to find a babysitter. :D
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Alright, we need to get someone with internet smarts :type: to put up a steam of Back To The Future (1-3) on November 22.

Official "no-drama" cheat day and movie day. We need to make this happen.

Damn....November 22 is a Monday...maybe we should shoot for the 21, a Sunday...
 
SilentBob187 said:
Alright, we need to get someone with internet smarts :type: to put up a steam of Back To The Future (1-3) on November 22.

Official "no-drama" cheat day and movie day. We need to make this happen.

Damn....November 22 is a Monday...maybe we should shoot for the 21, a Sunday...
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We need a Transformers/Megan Fox day as well. :D


Just sayin' :006:

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-John
 
SilentBob187 said:
Alright, we need to get someone with internet smarts :type: to put up a steam of Back To The Future (1-3) on November 22.

Official "no-drama" cheat day and movie day. We need to make this happen.

Damn....November 22 is a Monday...maybe we should shoot for the 21, a Sunday...
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Throw in Howard the Duck and you have a winner!!!

Trauma1 said:
We need a Transformers/Megan Fox day as well. :D


Just sayin' :006:


-John
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Megan Fox is hot, but I can't seem to get over her big toe thumb lol
 

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Zombie said:
for starters soak it in liquid wax xD and blow on it till it gets hard ;)
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:stickp4: I don't even know what that means


lol


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I do know what that means.
 
I'm so confused...
 
Let's start over...


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Let's start over...


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Never fails to give me a smile! Thanks for wakin' me up this morning that 'that'!! :D
 
I'd like to stick my face in her smile!!
 
image url says it's Lohan.

I'd not hit it. Well, I'd hit it with a Ford or a Chevy, but otherwise, I'd dodge that bullet. ;)
 
thats lohan? Hmmm..I bet she is filthy as hell, might be worth a 1 time only ride
 
Speaking of rides! I watched this the other day and thought it looked sick. It is a ScionTC set up for Pro Drifting. It has a "detuned" 600hp Toyota Nascar truck series motor in it. I want to do this..

 
AE14 said:
thats lohan? Hmmm..I bet she is filthy as hell, might be worth a 1 time only ride
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All you, man. I want no part of that creature. Maybe 5 years ago, but now? Nah...
 
EasyEJL said:
I was very close a few times to buying a delorean. What stopped me was worring about how it would be sticking to white lines.
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HIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

I was disappointed when I finally did research on real DeLoreans a few years back. The car's too heavy (2700lb) to have such a small engine (2.8L V6, 130bhp,) not to mention the fact the the combination of these two factors make it soooooo slooooow.

You can get a new one (YARLY,) for about $60,000 but I'd want a larger engine and a lighter curb weight before I'd consider something like that.

For nostalgia sake though, yeah I want a DeLorean....

It's not when this baby hits 88mph, it's IF this baby hits 88mph.
 
EasyEJL said:
I was very close a few times to buying a delorean. What stopped me was worring about how it would be sticking to white lines.
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On the road?? With the Delorean you don't need roads. :D I would worry more about the flux compacitor.
T-AD said:
All you, man. I want no part of that creature. Maybe 5 years ago, but now? Nah...
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She's bi too. four boobies are better the two, basic math tells us that. :boobies::boobies:
 
Are Flux Capacitors standard or an upgrade :thinking:

EDIT: Dammit, prld beat me to the Flux Capacitor joke!
 
stxnas said:
Are Flux Capacitors standard or an upgrade :thinking:

EDIT: Dammit, prld beat me to the Flux Capacitor joke!
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it's built in with the automatic transmission. have to pay extra for traction control during time travel though.:hmmm:
 
prld2gr8ns said:
On the road?? With the Delorean you don't need roads. :D I would worry more about the flux compacitor.


She's bi too. four boobies are better the two, basic math tells us that. :boobies::boobies:
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stxnas said:
Are Flux Capacitors standard or an upgrade :thinking:

EDIT: Dammit, prld beat me to the Flux Capacitor joke!
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We had this girl convinced that she needed to install a flux capacitor in her car back in high school. I know I could do it again. If you need me, I'll be that lot lizard that dealers hate to see.
 
SilentBob187 said:
HIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

I was disappointed when I finally did research on real DeLoreans a few years back. The car's too heavy (2700lb) to have such a small engine (2.8L V6, 130bhp,) not to mention the fact the the combination of these two factors make it soooooo slooooow.
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What about the torque figures on it? Reason I ask is that "speed" can often become very relevant to the torque output and not the weight/hp ratio. For example, my 01 Saab 9-5 SE has a 3.0L V6 w/ low pressure turbo. Car weighs ballpark of 4k lbs and stock hp ratings were just about 200hp. That adds up to really really sluggish performance. But the torque is above 310 on it at 2500rpm, which completely overcomes that sluggish figure and makes it a rocket of a family sedan. I can launch it to 90mph in less than 10 seconds. Aside from the initial turbo lag off the line, I've raced Mustang GTs and a few Chrysler 300 hemis with it. Lost for the first 100yds off the line, but smoked 'em come quarter mile. :D

prld2gr8ns said:
She's bi too. four boobies are better the two, basic math tells us that. :boobies::boobies:
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But what's the torque figures on it? :lol:
 
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