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I had a buddy of mine who quit smoking. I told him congrats and asked how he did it and he said "simple, I now only smoke God's tobacco". I couldn't really find an argument for that....
 
prld2gr8ns said:
I had a buddy of mine who quit smoking. I told him congrats and asked how he did it and he said "simple, I now only smoke God's tobacco". I couldn't really find an argument for that....
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I honestly cant complain about weed, God did kind of place it as a natural substance here on earth. And it has many health based benefits, but as with all things it comes down to self respect, moderation, and so on.

Oh and...

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You realize we went from banana phone, to crazy people, to boobies, to lost empires, to the paranormal, to boobies, to weed, to boobies.
 
chocolatemilk said:
LMAO AE I'm Assyrian bro.

I'm obliged to agree with you on this.

Oh and I come to join this interesting thread full of knowledge and boobies :)
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That empire was effectively violent. When I teach their art work I am amazed at their brutality, but the success speaks for itself
 
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That empire was effectively violent. When I teach their art work I am amazed at their brutality, but the success speaks for itself
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Sennacherib, I believe, was especially violent even by Assyrian standards.
 
Rodja said:
Sennacherib, I believe, was especially violent even by Assyrian standards.
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the boobs in post above yours would be extremely violent knocking up side my head-even by my standards.:Eyecrazy:
 
AtlasEnduring said:
I honestly cant complain about weed, God did kind of place it as a natural substance here on earth. And it has many health based benefits, but as with all things it comes down to self respect, moderation, and so on.
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Yeah, it's a weird way of conducting goverment health protocols with the advent of tobacco in the market with it's use as a cash crop as opposed to the gonja.

for good measure
 

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Speaking of cash I just won 10 bucks from the Kentucky/Louisville game. It's times like these that I really appreciate college football. :)

Thank you Kentucky. Stay classy.
 

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Rodja said:
Sennacherib, I believe, was especially violent even by Assyrian standards.
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Yes sir! You know, I was never taught this history of my people. Just the good stuff lol. But recently I found more interest in my culture and was pleased ...and very displeased at what I learned.

Btw, I wish my libido would hurry up and get back to normal... all this weed and boobs is driving me nuts. My 2 favorite things in the world.
 
chocolatemilk said:
Yes sir! You know, I was never taught this history of my people. Just the good stuff lol. But recently I found more interest in my culture and was pleased ...and very displeased at what I learned.

Btw, I wish my libido would hurry up and get back to normal... all this weed and boobs is driving me nuts. My 2 favorite things in the world.
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I love studying Assyriology (which is a loose term given to studying Mesopotamia), but it can be quite gruesome.
 
Rodja said:
I love studying Assyriology (which is a loose term given to studying Mesopotamia), but it can be quite gruesome.
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There are many reliefs from the assyrians, and I am always stunned at the brutality. Hanging body parts in the trees, humans on pikes, etc.. Check these out
 

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They were also known for throwing babies of defeated communities in the air, and catching them with spears. Brutal stuff.

Then again, I feel as though all of Mankind's history is this brutal. Even today the exact spear thing I described happens in Cambodia by the Khmer rouge and Cambodian babies.

The world is what it is. Thank God for boobs and weed to get me through this hell lol.
 
Whats up bigs and not-bigs? Just got home from work and downing some pumpkin seeds while sipping on some BCAAs. I know how to party. :thumbsup:

Been watching Season 1 & 2 of It's Always Sunny in Philly. My friend let me borrow it and I seriously haven't laughed that hard for that long since....:




Okay, it was about 4 years ago and my friends and I were at one of their apartments before going to a party. We were throwing a few back, pre-gaming if you will, before heading out. We got out their beer bong which was named "Lafawnda," and started passing that around like a peace pipe.

Anywho, one of the fellas, who we will call Garrett, was about to hit it and we kept on snickering and he was getting mad because us laughing was making him laugh too. And as you can imagine, one cannot bong a beer while laughing.

So we all got real quiet. The room was thick with intensity. Suddenly a small noise game from Garrett. Along with said small noise came an air bubble that traveled up the length of Lafawnda's neck. The noise grew as it traveled up Lafawnda and it literally sounded like their was a whale in Garrett's apartment!

The whale song (and possibly some drinking before hand,) caused a bout of laughter that had us all holding our sides for a solid ten minutes. After that there was barefoot sparing on paving stones and gravel which, naturally, led to a cut hand and a cut open foot that slid a little too fast over the edge of one of the pavers. 5 minutes Duct Tape Triage later and we were ready to party! :head:

Some days I miss college.
 
SilentBob187 said:
Whats up bigs and not-bigs? Just got home from work and downing some pumpkin seeds while sipping on some BCAAs. I know how to party. :thumbsup:

Been watching Season 1 & 2 of It's Always Sunny in Philly. My friend let me borrow it and I seriously haven't laughed that hard for that long since....:




Okay, it was about 4 years ago and my friends and I were at one of their apartments before going to a party. We were throwing a few back, pre-gaming if you will, before heading out. We got out their beer bong which was named "Lafawnda," and started passing that around like a peace pipe.

Anywho, one of the fellas, who we will call Garrett, was about to hit it and we kept on snickering and he was getting mad because us laughing was making him laugh too. And as you can imagine, one cannot bong a beer while laughing.

So we all got real quiet. The room was thick with intensity. Suddenly a small noise game from Garrett. Along with said small noise came an air bubble that traveled up the length of Lafawnda's neck. The noise grew as it traveled up Lafawnda and it literally sounded like their was a whale in Garrett's apartment!

The whale song (and possibly some drinking before hand,) caused a bout of laughter that had us all holding our sides for a solid ten minutes. After that there was barefoot sparing on paving stones and gravel which, naturally, led to a cut hand and a cut open foot that slid a little too fast over the edge of one of the pavers. 5 minutes Duct Tape Triage later and we were ready to party! :head:

Some days I miss college.
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hell-we were doing that in 7th grade.
 
chocolatemilk said:
U always miss drinking until your drunk LMAO. Too much tonight. Had to have the GF watch over me. Good night tho. I'm trashed. Sleeping in goodl. gNIGHT boyzzz!
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i gotta say that for someone who is trashed you can still type pretty well. Usually when i have too many it just looks like im mashing the keyboard with my face, same goes for texting. good night from aussieland
 
Shane0Mac said:
i gotta say that for someone who is trashed you can still type pretty well. Usually when i have too many it just looks like im mashing the keyboard with my face, same goes for texting. good night from aussieland
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Ever stolen a 14 year old's phone and d-dialed a kid on it? Or tried to keep a poker face while smashed? I may as well have been this guy:

 
when i was stationed on the ike, when we went on a med cruise, they let us each buy a gallon of duty free booze-duty free booze was like $7 for a quart of jack. anyways they give you a chit and you can't get the booze until returning to norfolk, and you have to take it off the ship when you get it. ok-can you imagine 5,000 sailors walking off the ship with a gallon of booze-my whole department went to surfside hotel and proceeded to trash the joint-i bet your ***** assed college parties can't compare to that, lol.


can you picture 30 different kinds of booze in a bathtub-there was a lot of puke-and i aint kidding, lol. i paid for damages from that little fiasco for months.:grumpy:
 
thebigt said:
when i was stationed on the ike, when we went on a med cruise, they let us each buy a gallon of duty free booze-duty free booze was like $7 for a quart of jack. anyways they give you a chit and you can't get the booze until returning to norfolk, and you have to take it off the ship when you get it. ok-can you imagine 5,000 sailors walking off the ship with a gallon of booze-my whole department went to surfside hotel and proceeded to trash the joint-i bet your ***** assed college parties can't compare to that, lol.


can you picture 30 different kinds of booze in a bathtub-there was a lot of puke-and i aint kidding, lol. i paid for damages from that little fiasco for months.:grumpy:
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Hahahaha, that was just a bad idea....who the hell thought that one up?
 
AtlasEnduring said:
Hahahaha, that was just a bad idea....who the hell thought that one up?
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probably the same guy who piled a bunch of mattresses up so we could dive from the 2nd floor-that would be me.


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t-money
 
we had to show military id's when checking in to hotel-so they weren't worried about us wrecking the place-they just contacted the ship and they docked our pay until damages were paid-it looked pretty bad by the time we left.




x2:bigok::bigok:

t-money
 


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Yeah, that totally says "In PB&J Time We Trust" at the top :deal:
 
No homo, but honestly these little monkeys are the cuttest things in the world. Full grown they are something like 6 inches.


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aw the photos dont look like they are working :(
 
HereToStudy said:
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Oh and if you think your training takes balls, your an idiot:
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Holy jeeze she is hot as hell.

Oh and as for the training bit, I always say Russians are superior to Americans in that aspect. The Spetsnaz IMO are the best out there at being past human, just killing machines.

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Honestly in Russia they are encouraging the people to have many kids, the economy is recovering, their people are unspoiled and hardened folks...Their Special forces are probably the best there is, mostly because they have no moral values in their teachings. Hostages? Shoot through the hostages and kill the bad guy. Win!

Duno if it ever does come back to war with them, I aint fighting lol. Hell....at least they still have a crazy patriotic and nationalist mentality which makes them ferocious when dealing with other nations and they resist other cultures, thus keeping them strong.
 
Thread went from boobs to history to boobs to bananas to death. I like this thread.

:)
 
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