Shane0Mac
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Australia now has a female prime minister, lets just hope we dont have to go to war each month ![Stick out tongue :p :p](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
But she would be the target of snukes. I don't know if I can have a leader with a nuke in her snatch...If Hillary would have won, I don't think we'd have had that problem. I still have my doubts as to her official gender.![]()
Still, if she would have won, would we be better off? Worse? I really don't care. Things are still in the crapper as far as I see 'em anyway.![]()
A snuke in her snizz?! We'd better find that snuke sniffing pig to check for more snukes.But she would be the target of snukes. I don't know if I can have a leader with a nuke in her snatch...
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Im actually really happy someone got it, man do I love south park.A snuke in her snizz?! We'd better find that snuke sniffing pig to check for more snukes.
oohwee-that candian humor is out there, lol.There was a Captain in the French Foreign Legion that was taking over command of a remote outpost
Upon Arrival he notices that there was a camel tied out back of the officers quarters.
He says Sargeant Major!! what is that camel doing tied out back!!
The Sargeant gets red with embarassment and replies "Well sir.. you know it's pretty remote out here and .. well there's no women and..."
"Enough!" the Captain yells and walks away disgusted...
Weeks roll by and the Captain just can't stand it any longer "Sargeant!, bring that camel to the back of my quarters!"
The Sargeant complies and the Captain whips down his pants and hammers the camel like there's no tommorow...
The Captain finishes and looks over at the Sargeant and says "Well Sargeant Major!! how was that!!"
The Sargeant says "That was fine sir, but.. well we usually ride the camel to town and get a girl"....
Yah that was a great crew, a lot of well known comedians came from second city, Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd was never part of the show but he was a member of the club I believe, Martin Short, Rick Moranis, Catherine Ohara, Harold Ramis... yah 2/3 of the original ghost busters were Canadion lol..oohwee-that candian humor is out there, lol.
where is john candy when you need him...oh yeah----dead!!!!
what happened to martin short?Yah that was a great crew, a lot of well known comedians came from second city, Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd was never part of the show but he was a member of the club I believe, Martin Short, Rick Moranis, Catherine Ohara, Harold Ramis... yah 2/3 of the original ghost busters were Canadion lol..
Classic!!what happened to martin short?
speaking of john candy-planes trains and automobiles is one of my all time favorites.
he was all over the place around 10 years ago-then he seemed to just drop out.Classic!!
Martin does a very funny show as a fat Critic named Jeremy Glick at least up untill a couple years ago. He is at his funniest in this type of role..
That Happens... sometimes they just persue other venues, like directing etc..he was all over the place around 10 years ago-then he seemed to just drop out.
That was a decent series, I am a fan of the stories Surrounding the Autherian legend and that was one of the better ones. Yah short played a good role in that.Short was good in NBC's mini-series Merlin many moons ago. You know, back when NBC had decent programming and didn't fire Conan O'Brien. Just sayin'...![]()
Yes, I'm bitter. GO Co-Co!!![]()
Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!I am a fan of the stories Surrounding the Autherian legend
Another Classic!Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
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May daughter beat me the first time she ever played, she was a super athlete when it came to this sort of thing. I couldn't believe the spares she was picking up, how could here aim be that good. I am no good at bowling but geez. I think she was like 8 or 9 at the time and had to throw the ball from her chest. She actually had a few spectators who couldn't believe she never played. The second time was 5 pin and she got the highest score on her football team.Ever try bowling right after an insane back workout??
My 10 year old made a higher score than I did, lol. I scored a 77, and that was with the bumpers up.
YES!!!! I love that one, and the best part is my kids watch this all the time as well!!! They are always asking each other "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
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You must know these things if you are a King...YES!!!! I love that one, and the best part is my kids watch this all the time as well!!! They are always asking each other "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
to which the the other replies, "What do you mean, and African or European swallow?"
First date I ever went on in highschool, I got beat by a girl at bowling. It was the beginning of a curse. I also got beat by a girl swimming, running, playing pool and tennis. Yes, I liked the atheletes. :bigok:Ever try bowling right after an insane back workout??
My 10 year old made a higher score than I did, lol. I scored a 77, and that was with the bumpers up.
YES!!!! I love that one, and the best part is my kids watch this all the time as well!!! They are always asking each other "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
to which the the other replies, "What do you mean, and African or European swallow?"
A Møøse once bit my sister ...You must know these things if you are a King...
Yah my son is a big fan of this movie as well... and both my kids are big Beatles fans as well...
aaah yes-the international language of love!!!
I was surprised by her ass in True Lies. Chick was smoking in that film.anyone else surprised by the size of jamie lee curtis's rack in trading places?
Looking good Billy Ray!!!anyone else surprised by the size of jamie lee curtis's rack in trading places?
I was surprised by her ass in True Lies. Chick was smoking in that film.
Well let us take a look at the weekend agenda.So what are you guys getting into this weekend?
Any shenanigans we should know about?
Friday night - Pizza...
Sounds like a great weekend.Tomorrow: 12:30-get new rear tire on bike, followed by breaking in said tire :head:
Sunday: Veg da fawk out!
Oh, such lofty goals I have...![]()
bigt the stormhumper!!!as much sex as the wife will give me-rest of weekend will be spent trying to convince her to give more!!!!