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HereToStudy
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If Hillary would have won, I don't think we'd have had that problem. I still have my doubts as to her official gender.
Still, if she would have won, would we be better off? Worse? I really don't care. Things are still in the crapper as far as I see 'em anyway.
But she would be the target of snukes. I don't know if I can have a leader with a nuke in her snatch...
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SilentBob187
Well-known member
A snuke in her snizz?! We'd better find that snuke sniffing pig to check for more snukes.
bluehealer
Active member
Little Firefighter
If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing…..
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing…..
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
Im actually really happy someone got it, man do I love south park.
BTW, shameless plug, but it took me awhile:
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DreamWeaver
Legend
There was a Captain in the French Foreign Legion that was taking over command of a remote outpost
Upon Arrival he notices that there was a camel tied out back of the officers quarters.
He says Sargeant Major!! what is that camel doing tied out back!!
The Sargeant gets red with embarassment and replies "Well sir.. you know it's pretty remote out here and .. well there's no women and..."
"Enough!" the Captain yells and walks away disgusted...
Weeks roll by and the Captain just can't stand it any longer "Sargeant!, bring that camel to the back of my quarters!"
The Sargeant complies and the Captain whips down his pants and hammers the camel like there's no tommorow...
The Captain finishes and looks over at the Sargeant and says "Well Sargeant Major!! how was that!!"
The Sargeant says "That was fine sir, but.. well we usually ride the camel to town and get a girl"....
Upon Arrival he notices that there was a camel tied out back of the officers quarters.
He says Sargeant Major!! what is that camel doing tied out back!!
The Sargeant gets red with embarassment and replies "Well sir.. you know it's pretty remote out here and .. well there's no women and..."
"Enough!" the Captain yells and walks away disgusted...
Weeks roll by and the Captain just can't stand it any longer "Sargeant!, bring that camel to the back of my quarters!"
The Sargeant complies and the Captain whips down his pants and hammers the camel like there's no tommorow...
The Captain finishes and looks over at the Sargeant and says "Well Sargeant Major!! how was that!!"
The Sargeant says "That was fine sir, but.. well we usually ride the camel to town and get a girl"....
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
Nice.
thebigt
Legend
oohwee-that candian humor is out there, lol.
where is john candy when you need him...oh yeah----dead!!!!
DreamWeaver
Legend
Yah that was a great crew, a lot of well known comedians came from second city, Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd was never part of the show but he was a member of the club I believe, Martin Short, Rick Moranis, Catherine Ohara, Harold Ramis... yah 2/3 of the original ghost busters were Canadion lol..
DreamWeaver
Legend
Oh I should mentain Dave Thomas cuz he was a pretty funny guy too.. he was the king of the Coneheads or Doug Mackenzie... not as well known as the others..
thebigt
Legend
what happened to martin short?
speaking of john candy-planes trains and automobiles is one of my all time favorites.
DreamWeaver
Legend
Classic!!
Martin does a very funny show as a fat Critic named Jeremy Glick at least up untill a couple years ago. He is at his funniest in this type of role..
thebigt
Legend
he was all over the place around 10 years ago-then he seemed to just drop out.
DreamWeaver
Legend
That Happens... sometimes they just persue other venues, like directing etc..
DreamWeaver
Legend
Short was good in NBC's mini-series Merlin many moons ago. You know, back when NBC had decent programming and didn't fire Conan O'Brien. Just sayin'...
Yes, I'm bitter. GO Co-Co!!
That was a decent series, I am a fan of the stories Surrounding the Autherian legend and that was one of the better ones. Yah short played a good role in that.
SilentBob187
Well-known member
Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
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DreamWeaver
Legend
Another Classic!
bluehealer
Active member
Ever try bowling right after an insane back workout??
My 10 year old made a higher score than I did, lol. I scored a 77, and that was with the bumpers up.
My 10 year old made a higher score than I did, lol. I scored a 77, and that was with the bumpers up.
DreamWeaver
Legend
May daughter beat me the first time she ever played, she was a super athlete when it came to this sort of thing. I couldn't believe the spares she was picking up, how could here aim be that good. I am no good at bowling but geez. I think she was like 8 or 9 at the time and had to throw the ball from her chest. She actually had a few spectators who couldn't believe she never played. The second time was 5 pin and she got the highest score on her football team.
She was the first girl qb in league history. What an athlete she was.
Army Guy
Well-known member
YES!!!! I love that one, and the best part is my kids watch this all the time as well!!! They are always asking each other "What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
to which the the other replies, "What do you mean, and African or European swallow?"
DreamWeaver
Legend
You must know these things if you are a King...
Yah my son is a big fan of this movie as well... and both my kids are big Beatles fans as well...
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
First date I ever went on in highschool, I got beat by a girl at bowling. It was the beginning of a curse. I also got beat by a girl swimming, running, playing pool and tennis. Yes, I liked the atheletes. :bigok:
SilentBob187
Well-known member
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
----
One day my boy, this will all be yours.
The curtains?
No my boy, the land! This land will be all yours!
thebigt
Legend
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arty:
aaah yes-the international language of love!!!
:hammer:
t-money
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
SilentBob187
Well-known member
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
Gotta give props to Unilever on that commercial. LOL, hilarious.
Jamie Presley is hot. I wish My Name is Earl was still on TV.
Jamie Presley is hot. I wish My Name is Earl was still on TV.
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
I was surprised by her ass in True Lies. Chick was smoking in that film.
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SilentBob187
Well-known member
prld2gr8ns
Idiot Savant
that flick took the whole ghost haunting phenomenon to a new level. I watched it when I was a kid and for a long time kept thinking a ghost was going to bust in on me and tell me to touch it's happy place. Who you going to call if that happens?? LOL
SilentBob187
Well-known member
So what are you guys getting into this weekend?
Any shenanigans we should know about?
Any shenanigans we should know about?
bluehealer
Active member
Well let us take a look at the weekend agenda.
Today, of course, is Margarita Friday.
Tomorrow, clean the pool, cut the grass and my hair, then off to a wedding party.
Sunday, church and recovery.
HereToStudy
Primordial Performance Rep
My weekend:
No drinking (still on turinabol-lv)
Cleaning
Organizing
Studying
Sleeping.
No drinking (still on turinabol-lv)
Cleaning
Organizing
Studying
Sleeping.
DreamWeaver
Legend
Well I don't drink so my weekends are pretty quiet.
Moving again in 8 days so will be doing some packing
Friday night - Pizza...
Saturday 45 minutes fasted cardio ND and Michigan!!
Sunday Full body workout followed by 45 minutes cardio in am ... pm NFL!! Go GIANTS!!
Moving again in 8 days so will be doing some packing
Friday night - Pizza...
Saturday 45 minutes fasted cardio ND and Michigan!!
Sunday Full body workout followed by 45 minutes cardio in am ... pm NFL!! Go GIANTS!!
SilentBob187
Well-known member
Tomorrow: 12:30-get new rear tire on bike, followed by breaking in said tire :head:
Sunday: Veg da fawk out!
Oh, such lofty goals I have...
Sounds like a great weekend.
Mine is:
Friday Night - Ribeyes and potatoes
Saturday - PT w/ USMC, Workout, Roller Derby :head:
Sunday - Legs and Football...maybe pizza.
