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PES Pre-Workout Needs A Name!

PES UltraRep-Super-NitricOxcide-MentalOverPower-HellsKitchen-IronMan-Ultimate-PreWorkout-GodMode
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I have a feeling Phlex Magna Pharma's Black Series is going to have a monopoly over the (super)natural supplements industry before this name is revealed.
And by that time everyone will be on board with our preworkout Black Scream: so hardcore that it's NOT a drink. It's basically Vin Diesel yelling ingredients into your ear, leaves you full of supernatural preworkout goodness that lasts 100 billion workouts.
BETA ALANINE!!!!!!
THEOBROMIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!
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When did they decide to go with the less viable Vin Diesel over the king of natural test boosting, get in the gym and kick it's a$$ in ways only seen behind closed doors and leave it crying like a newborn baby pure extract of Norris? I mean sure, the Diesel is alright but when you've experienced Norris, the Diesel just seems flaccid.
 
lukehayd said:
When did they decide to go with the less viable Vin Diesel over the king of natural test boosting, get in the gym and kick it's a$$ in ways only seen behind closed doors and leave it crying like a newborn baby pure extract of Norris? I mean sure, the Diesel is alright but when you've experienced Norris, the Diesel just seems flaccid.
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What about pure extract of Chuck Norris and Terry Crews arm wrestling...with someone else's arms??
 
Delta Force said:
That sounds like winner right there.. we'll just need to wrap that name around the bottle a couple of time ;)
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What about just a picture of this on the front? Or a fold out poster as the label?
 
PES Love Us Long Time.
 
Delta Force said:
The problem with that is we'll need to change this thread name to PED PWO needs a pic :)
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That's true but I don't understand why it would require a change in the name of the company :-p
 
Nothing to do with Chuck Norris, the last extract we tried (his tears) resulted in hospitalisation. Apparently it felt like getting a super roundhouse kick to the face.
 
PES Mike Tyson
 
PES Get Your Grind On
PES Gut Check
PES Nasty
PES Seismic
 
runner_79 said:
Assuming u got a shirt??? Can't wait to get mine
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I did win.

I haven't received the shirt, yet, though.

My thought process is that the shirt is actually the new pre-workout and it will be highly anabolic/anti-catabolic and also pretty nicely loaded with transdermal stimulants, but without the crash. We're just the beta-testers without knowing it.
 
PES Lambada

...a preWO so potent, sultry and spicy, it's Forbidden!!!

Runner up: PES Ricky Martin

Livin La Vida Loca, beh-bee....
 
PES Balls To The Walls or BTTW, catchy

Also if theres a proprietary blend it could be called the Balls To The Walls matrix

I would buy
 
andrew732 said:
pickin the winner is gonna be a bitch cuz there is 45 pages of thread to go through LOL
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If Natty asks me to do it I am going to use random.org and pick one from that post.

"Oh, unfortunately 'Myocarditis' was the winner!"
 
bdcc said:
If Natty asks me to do it I am going to use random.org and pick one from that post.

"Oh, unfortunately 'Myocarditis' was the winner!"
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lol

You'd end up picking a post with 5 suggestions or one that didn't even have a name suggestion.
 
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