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kingjameskjf said:
You say "back in the day" but you only just broke 20 so how long can back in the day really be? Of course I'm not that old myself. I still love playing basketball and I play once a week with the same group of guys (mostly) for the past decade or so. Best cardio ever.
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Played from 8-13 years old and retired. You have to understand James it was a while back in my short life. I do agree with yah, nice cardio indeed!
 
James, I have an urgent matter to discuss with yah. RecoverBro numbers in this thread are dwindling...First Blake deserted this sanctuary, then Bobby...Rick is always in and out...Now Trenjammin is on Vacation...Cybear is studying...Tim comes and goes...Roger randomly checks in...and now Uncle Luke is going on a trip all week and will abandon us like the rest!!

I refuse to be a glorified groupie if this group does not get back on track...it is you and your carrot ways to be held responsible for this!
 
Celorza said:
James, I have an urgent matter to discuss with yah. RecoverBro numbers in this thread are dwindling...First Blake deserted this sanctuary, then Bobby...Rick is always in and out...Now Trenjammin is on Vacation...Cybear is studying...Tim comes and goes...Roger randomly checks in...and now Uncle Luke is going on a trip all week and will abandon us like the rest!!

I refuse to be a glorified groupie if this group does not get back on track...it is you and your carrot ways to be held responsible for this!
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Thems sounds like fightin words! What makes you think I'll abandon this thread!? This thread can survive a few days without me -- it's done many many times already.
Who knows, Blake might even come back while I'm gone.
 
lukehayd said:
No, I just heard about it from Paul. He's the real expert in that area.
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HOLD ON A MINUTE . . . just because I am not on here daily does not imply consent to bash me. I have zero interest in boys or men, just you guys but purely platonic. I admit I did get a semi when Tony posted his genitalia pics . . . but I can explain . . . . I thought it was a swollen clitoris.
 
lukehayd said:
Thems sounds like fightin words! What makes you think I'll abandon this thread!? This thread can survive a few days without me -- it's done many many times already.
Who knows, Blake might even come back while I'm gone.
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I didnt even notice your absence . . . BTW who are you?
 
Celorza said:
Oddly enough I played basketball in Elementary and some middle school, and was quite the MVP ;)! Got my share of Cheek-kisses and hand holdings from cute girls back in the day because of that!
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too bad you were coming over from you HS classes to dominate the lil kids

dont worry, I'm barely taller than you. I dominated handball once when I was picking up my nephew. He was a lil kid, only 2nd grade, and playing after school with the BIG kids, 4th/5th grade. These kids started talking trash so I had to put them down . .. and put them down I did. I walked off that playground with my head held high.
 
sorry about my lack of multi-quoting . .. I typically work my way backwards so I see stuff later and it just messes up my timing. PLUS I'm boosting my post count. :)
 
Each individual post gets me closer to 3000 . . . and it's only taken 6 years. I could not maintain celly's pace, in 6 years I would've had 90k posts!!!!!

YES, I post closer . . . I'll get there ;)
 
Hmm, posting to see how many posts I have.
 
¬¬ In case you haven't noticed...there's someone that has a higher posting rate than I do.
 
PrepNwa23 said:
What's these posts you all talk about?
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My post. Now I'm good till Wednesday or so.

Oh, but go read this first: Invalid Link Removed
 
Saw Sinister...I had not been that scared from a horror movie in a theater in a long time. Worse thing is I suffer night terrors :/ now they have more inspiration from them.

I recommend the movie with a chick , it will make her grab on to you like crazy.
 
Celorza said:
Saw Sinister...I had not been that scared from a horror movie in a theater in a long time. Worse thing is I suffer night terrors :/ now they have more inspiration from them.I recommend the movie with a chick , it will make her grab on to you like crazy.
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yeah but if a chick went with you, then you probably would have gripped her so tightly in fear that you would have strangled the poor woman!
 
kingjameskjf said:
yeah but if a chick went with you, then you probably would have gripped her so tightly in fear that you would have strangled the poor woman!
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Lol at one point she was holding my hand and the one scene where I REALLY jumped came along...she screamed so loud! I told her it's ok caml down!! It's just a movie...and she said: "No!! I mean I screamed because I was scared...but my hand is not a barbell you gripped my hand hard!" hahahahaha I laughed xD
 
Celorza said:
Lol at one point she was holding my hand and the one scene where I REALLY jumped came along...she screamed so loud! I told her it's ok caml down!! It's just a movie...and she said: "No!! I mean I screamed because I was scared...but my hand is not a barbell you gripped my hand hard!" hahahahaha I laughed xD
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Domestic violence isn't well tolerated in America Celly.
 
Did someone say domestic violence?

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SMACK!!
 
Ok bros, I am back from holibobs and have some catching up to do. This multi-quote will convey my dedication to the cause.

BPjohn123 said:
Really? I had a dream about Ben taking it and I feel 37% stronger today...
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This is a natural reaction. I heard you were 37% stronger and it left me feeling 28.6% more powerful in the gym. This is like when girls get their menstrual cycles together. We are bi-winning.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
I took mine. No wait.
It still hasn't shown up. So I didn't take it yet.

With Bruce's address being red flagged for the tall skinny suspicious items I sent him and them tearing into the package, I am guessing they probably tore into the pack he sent me as well.
But it makes me mad that you got yours before me.
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This is my favourite joke of the moment but mine is referring to CV. The supplements he sent me after promising them to me weeks ago were awesome. Oh no, wait...

FL3X MAGNUM said:
James messaged me earlier telling me he is jealous of me even though he is more orange than I am
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Tangerine James. It is a new paint colour.

lukehayd said:
Is there something wrong with that!? I got the idea from Ben.
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Rooms full of mirrors are awesome. What is better than checking out your guns in the mirror? Checking out your guns whilst also flexing your upper back and glutes. Boom!

lukehayd said:
Too far to travel to meet up with sexy flexy. You're closer ;-)
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I am a massive fan of this new nickname, Sexy Flexy.

kingjameskjf said:
It was an ode of love that I laid to rest at your feet. Your denial only twists the knife of sadness that permeates my heart brought on by Ben's sudden and prolonged departure. and I'm bored.
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You should have flown over like I told you to. You could have trained in the awesome hotel gym with me.

Me and you are now making Facebook to AM cross referencing jokes.

BPjohn123 said:
iPhone > anything else
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My phone is better.

Celorza said:
Why doesn't anyone sext with the Celly!! ¬¬!!!
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Maybe it is because you refer to yourself in the third person like I would expect Aaron to do. Maybe it is just because you are weird.

BPjohn123 said:
Want Bens number?
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I hope you at least sold it and made some profit.

T-AD said:
This thread died off due to a very distinct creepy factor.
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Agreed.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
I quit!!!
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BPjohn123 said:
Which company?
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FL3X MAGNUM said:
AI.
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I loved the back and forth banter here. A+ work guys.

kingjameskjf said:
Just finished a great workout with my wife. We warmed up together and then she went and did legs while I went and hit back. Afterwards we met back up and played some racquetball.
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Unnecessary sex details.

mr.cooper69 said:
Since I have too many PMs to go through right now and a few people think I'm ignoring them, hopefully you guys see this (not u recoverbros, just didn't know where else to post this): I will get back to you this weekend
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You were supposed to reply to my Facebook PM last week. You said you were MIA until Friday.

kingjameskjf said:
And thus did the world never hear from the one known simply as "Celly" ever again. Many just speculated that he hung himself in his closet with his money belt to be closer to the smell he loved with such passion. Some speculated though, as the the funeral service was a closed casket event and even the Medical Examiner's report was sealed. After numerous attempts by the media and some large money-backed fraternity, the documents were ordered unsealed for verification. However, between the time of the court order and the opening of them the following morning, all associated documents disappeared mysteriously. Some say ol' Celly really didn't die, that he simply absconded to Canada to be close to the nicer version of the American Mountainous Yeti's (A.K.A. MidWestBeasts). Others claimed to have sighted him in Nova Scotia pounding on random doors wearing rags, smelling like dung, and voice raw from yelling for somebody named Bob. Personally, I put more stock in the lesser known but more feasible story that his mind just popped. It was due to an accumulation of stressors that made him dip into his entire stash of nootropics guzzling supplements down by the bottle and injecting other for a faster response. This acute overdose changed him in ways that are indescribable. He was reported to join some overseas militia but was hospitalized after several episodes of self-mutilization making him unrecognizable. He is now suspected to be kept in a secret overseas insane asylum where he is being used for not-so-scientific experiments.
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I will be honest, I didn't read all of this. I know that when James has a rant his posts are eloquently worded and have intelligent humour but I just couldn't read that much text about Cesar. I did pick up on one crucial detail though, when did we start giving Blake a capital W in the middle of MidwestBeast? I must have missed this memo. I told you to send me emails with critical information so I didn't miss anything whilst I was away.

Celorza said:
Apparently I am so short (5'6") that I should get the doctors to take an MRI and confirm I should be put on HGH so I can lose about 17lbs of fat in 2 months doing nothing. Interesting...my size is revealing some crucial facts about me...maybe I'll grow an inch in those 2 months too!
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Do you have 17lbs of fat, what is your BF%?

kingjameskjf said:
Most Vulnerable Person? Those cheek kisses were elbows to the face when they were clearing out. The holding hands was their attempt at giving you a "good game" that you misconstrued as affection.
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Classic witty put down humour. James is awesome at this lol.

Celorza said:
¬¬ Mexican height average is not that high...I was tall in the Motherland of my mom...Ask djbombsquat if you don't believe me!
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I thought you were Persian, or Albanian. Something weird anyway.

PrepNwa23 said:
Is there some sort of budding bromance going on?
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This is a growmance lol.

Celorza said:
James, I have an urgent matter to discuss with yah. RecoverBro numbers in this thread are dwindling...First Blake deserted this sanctuary, then Bobby...Rick is always in and out...Now Trenjammin is on Vacation...Cybear is studying...Tim comes and goes...Roger randomly checks in...and now Uncle Luke is going on a trip all week and will abandon us like the rest!!

I refuse to be a glorified groupie if this group does not get back on track...it is you and your carrot ways to be held responsible for this!
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Blake's lack of attendance in this thread is upsetting. He turns his back on us like a child having a hissy fit.

p5sky said:
HOLD ON A MINUTE . . . just because I am not on here daily does not imply consent to bash me. I have zero interest in boys or men, just you guys but purely platonic. I admit I did get a semi when Tony posted his genitalia pics . . . but I can explain . . . . I thought it was a swollen clitoris.
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Haha, when the 2012 RecoverBro awards come around I don't think anyone else can challenge him for the 'most controversial photo' award. That was epic and so, so weird. I laughed because it hurt my eyes haha.

T-AD said:
My post. Now I'm good till Wednesday or so.

Oh, but go read this first: Invalid Link Removed
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I remember when Blake (I think) called the RBs out in HQ because they were not supporting your page or my page. I joined your page and you did not reciprocate. This leads me to believe you are a taker and not a giver. Look at you with your self promotion, it is the only reason you post in here!

Celorza said:
Lol at one point she was holding my hand and the one scene where I REALLY jumped came along...she screamed so loud! I told her it's ok caml down!! It's just a movie...and she said: "No!! I mean I screamed because I was scared...but my hand is not a barbell you gripped my hand hard!" hahahahaha I laughed xD
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Moral of the story is, you were the girl who screamed first? lol
 
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you slap it.
 
What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?

They don't fukcing listen.
 
Only gonna answer this Ben (Aside from Welcome back), that the HGH comment was because there was a troll who posted he was 17 and had been on HGH for some months and grown from 5'5" to 5'6" and he didn't wanna stay that small , thus Jeff commented many people here were that size and happy about it , I even explained this once already to Jameson Carrot...it was a sardonic comment about that but Jeffy did not get it.

How was the vacation?
 
If you really want to gain height on HGH you need to inject it into your eyeballs.

My vacation was nice thanks. Lovely and hot for the first few days. Unfortunately it was cloudy for the last couple which hindered my tanning.

Great food though. I love walking into a buffet restaurant where they are serving chicken, steak, ribs and fish. It was amazing lol.
 
bdcc said:
If you really want to gain height on HGH you need to inject it into your eyeballs.

My vacation was nice thanks. Lovely and hot for the first few days. Unfortunately it was cloudy for the last couple which hindered my tanning.

Great food though. I love walking into a buffet restaurant where they are serving chicken, steak, ribs and fish. It was amazing lol.
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I am happy with my height ¬¬' Despite the fact it is not as perfect as I would like it to be in bf/lbm ratios...I love my body.

Did you pig out while on vacation? Came back a bit heftier buddy?
 
Celorza said:
I am happy with my height ¬¬' Despite the fact it is not as perfect as I would like it to be in bf/lbm ratios...I love my body.

Did you pig out while on vacation? Came back a bit heftier buddy?
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I can't pig out, I am really OCD. I am not sure where the line is between healthy eating and eating disorder but I think I straddle the line.

I had two planned refeeds. I ate rice and sweets but I came back leaner lol.
 
bdcc said:
I can't pig out, I am really OCD. I am not sure where the line is between healthy eating and eating disorder but I think I straddle the line.

I had two planned refeeds. I ate rice and sweets but I came back leaner lol.
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be careful with straddling anything . . . even if it is metaphorically, straddling can cause serious injury to the meat package and NO ONE wants that! Unless you are willing to post pics of such injury so we can give advice and admire.

While on a cruise I lost 5 lbs, yet I had double dinners and triple desserts regularly. My wife hates me for that ;)
 
bdcc said:
You should have flown over like I told you to. You could have trained in the awesome hotel gym with me.Me and you are now making Facebook to AM cross referencing jokes.I will be honest, I didn't read all of this. I know that when James has a rant his posts are eloquently worded and have intelligent humour but I just couldn't read that much text about Cesar. I did pick up on one crucial detail though, when did we start giving Blake a capital W in the middle of MidwestBeast? I must have missed this memo. I told you to send me emails with critical information so I didn't miss anything whilst I was away.Classic witty put down humour. James is awesome at this lol.Blake's lack of attendance in this thread is upsetting. He turns his back on us like a child having a hissy fit.
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I must admit that I am quite disappointed in your lack of reading my amazing death tale of smelly celly. However, I am nearly overwhelmed with joy at your return so I will dismiss it. Also, I must agree completely with you about the child Big Baby Blake the Buffoon. We should all send our sentiments through the way of alternating negs.
Celorza said:
I love carrots. I love peeling carrots. I love eating carrots. I love the smell of carrots. I am obsessed with carrots. Carrot cake anyone?
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bdcc said:
If you really want to gain height on HGH you need to inject it into your eyeballs.My vacation was nice thanks. Lovely and hot for the first few days. Unfortunately it was cloudy for the last couple which hindered my tanning.Great food though. I love walking into a buffet restaurant where they are serving chicken, steak, ribs and fish. It was amazing lol.
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You know that have things called tanning beds and when the suns' not out you can use one.
p5sky said:
While on a cruise I lost 5 lbs, yet I had double dinners and triple desserts regularly. My wife hates me for that ;)
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I love cruises and really want to go on another one. I ate so much and had at least 2-3 desserts at every dinner. It's also the first (and last) time I ever tried escargot.
 
They didn't have tanning beds in the hotel you silly billy.
 
kingjameskjf said:
:eek: I didn't realize (yes with a "z" as is proper) that you were under hotel confinement! That must have been one brutal vacation.
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Yes, 5 star all inclusive.

I was under the impression if you went to the Dominican Republic and ventured out you would be murdered lol.
 
bdcc said:
Yes, 5 star all inclusive.I was under the impression if you went to the Dominican Republic and ventured out you would be murdered lol.
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I thought that's why you brought your muscles and sheer intimidating physique along?
 
bdcc said:
Yea but sometimes she was sunbathing and I was left to fight for myself.
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Hahahaha this just made my day. Trenjamin I honestly don't believe that with the strength and physique you possess you would not be able to fend off Dominican aggressors headed your way.
 
Celorza said:
Hahahaha this just made my day. Trenjamin I honestly don't believe that with the strength and physique you possess you would not be able to fend off Dominican aggressors headed your way.
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This one guy came at me with a machete, I was walking backwards and realised I was stuck in a corner.

I am not one to fight so it put me in a tough situation. I realised I had to attack or wait and be attacked.

I smashed out a brutal double bicep pose and his head exploded.

I walked away and checked myself out in the reflection of a shop window.
 
bdcc said:
This one guy came at me with a machete, I was walking backwards and realised I was stuck in a corner.I am not one to fight so it put me in a tough situation. I realised I had to attack or wait and be attacked.I smashed out a brutal double bicep pose and his head exploded.I walked away and checked myself out in the reflection of a shop window.
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Good way to handle the situation. Did you claim his chattel as a battle reward?
 
I love you bros.... That is all... Wait what???
 
bdcc said:
This one guy came at me with a machete, I was walking backwards and realised I was stuck in a corner.

I am not one to fight so it put me in a tough situation. I realised I had to attack or wait and be attacked.

I smashed out a brutal double bicep pose and his head exploded.

I walked away and checked myself out in the reflection of a shop window.
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Way to take him to the gun show and hit him with both barrels!
 
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