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D2footballjrc said:
No Smoking and Guns are okay.. Drink and Guns are okay.. Just not being DRUNK with GUNS ;-)
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It's a whisky soaked blunt.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
It's a whisky soaked blunt.
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If you aren't drunk.. Puff and Shoot. Granted it'll be hard to puff and light.

You guys think I'm innocent...

One time this summer.. I smoked a Cigar and Golfed at the same time.. I even had some beer! TAKE THAT.. I'm a bad ass rebel!
 
D2footballjrc said:
I only soak mine in embalming fluid... wusses.
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Until this post I pictured you as a wannabe. I'm now convinced you do have some badassness in you! :-D. Welcome to the club brucey lee.
 
None of this will make sense to almost everyone that reads it lol.
 
I heard that Jeff and Justin used to tear up the neighbourhood together?

Justin used to rock around with a Power Rangers handkerchief in his back pocket whilst wearing a Superman bandana. He was so gangster!
 
bdcc said:
None of this will make sense to almost everyone that reads it lol.
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One does not simply join the Milas thread and get the meaning of the random, meaningless blabber we spout in here Benjamin.
 
bdcc said:
I heard that Jeff and Justin used to tear up the neighbourhood together?

Justin used to rock around with a Power Rangers handkerchief in his back pocket whilst wearing a Superman bandana. He was so gangster!
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What Variation of power rangers.... I mean some of them they had Dinosaurs in it.. Dinosaurs are awesome....

Also isn't a bandana also a handkerchief and vice versa?
 
D2footballjrc said:
What Variation of power rangers.... I mean some of them they had Dinosaurs in it.. Dinosaurs are awesome....

Also isn't a bandana also a handkerchief and vice versa?
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Handkerchiefs are smaller.
And Tommy was the coolest. He summoned a dragon with an ocarina.
 
In England a handkerchief is what you clean your mouth with or what posh people tuck into the outside suit pocket. A bandana is what Tommy wore on his head in Power Rangers lol.
 
bdcc said:
In England a handkerchief is what you clean your mouth with or what posh people tuck into the outside suit pocket. A bandana is what Tommy wore on his head in Power Rangers lol.
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Can't spell color properly...yet he knows the green ranger...
 
Yours would be correct if the language was called American and English people spoke English American.

You speak American English, a variation of our correct language.

P.S. I was talking about the white ranger, the green ranger is dead to me.
 
bdcc said:
Yours would be correct if the language was called American and English people spoke English American.

You speak American English, a variation of our correct language.

P.S. I was talking about the white ranger, the green ranger is dead to me.
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Eventually he became the White ranger, specially in the movie...but if you had some good memory dear Bennifer, he was the Red Ranger in the end , and also the captain for the Space ship for Power Rangers in the Space.

P.S. Trust me, I'm a child.
 
So, this is what we've been working on recently.
 
MidwestBeast said:
This is what we've been working on.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!

This one is number three which means we have the recipe for an awesome YouTube video!

*zooms camera in upside down on abs*
 
Sorry 'brah', I was too busy admiring my vascularity to notice what you said.

Basically, this is what we've been working on.
 
New study shows that beer has female hormones in it. Drinking large amounts makes guys turn into women.
1.) They babble on and on about nothing
2.) They become emotional
3.) They can't drive
4.) They can't have an intelligent conversation
5.) They have to sit down to pee
 
lukehayd said:
New study shows that beer has female hormones in it. Drinking large amounts makes guys turn into women.
1.) They babble on and on about nothing
2.) They become emotional
3.) They can't drive
4.) They can't have an intelligent conversation
5.) They have to sit down to pee
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I call shenanigans. When I am drunk I am much less fussy about where I urinate. Most guys are happy to flop it out in the street if they need it.

One time, years ago (obviously) I was in a club and went to the toilet. A friend came in and stood in the doorway whilst I chatted to him from the urinal. About half way through the conversation he burst out laughing.

Me: "What are you laughing at, Christian?"
Christian: "You are not standing at a urinal"
Me: *looks down*

I notice I am standing bang in the middle of two urinals and have created quite a large puddle on the floor.
 
bdcc said:
I call shenanigans. When I am drunk I am much less fussy about where I urinate. Most guys are happy to flop it out in the street if they need it.

One time, years ago (obviously) I was in a club and went to the toilet. A friend came in and stood in the doorway whilst I chatted to him from the urinal. About half way through the conversation he burst out laughing.

Me: "What are you laughing at, Christian?"
Christian: "You are not standing at a urinal"
Me: *looks down*

I notice I am standing bang in the middle of two urinals and have created quite a large puddle on the floor.
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Many years ago at a bar there was a long line to the bathroom and I had already got in trouble once that night for opening the fire door and pissing outside so I went in the closet and pissed in the mop bucket.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Look at the changed initials in the quote! I'm disappointed in your lack of quick wit on this one!
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I think the initials "TQOV" are more suitable for Bennifer
 
I'm soooooo disappointed that multi-quote hasn't been fixed yet. :( It's kinda like I lost a dear friend.
 
kingjameskjf said:
I'm soooooo disappointed that multi-quote hasn't been fixed yet. :( It's kinda like I lost a dear friend.
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MidwestBeast said:
Valid point, prince.

:laugh:
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RickRock13 said:
I think the initials "TQOV" are more suitable for Bennifer
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lukehayd said:
Many years ago at a bar there was a long line to the bathroom and I had already got in trouble once that night for opening the fire door and pissing outside so I went in the closet and pissed in the mop bucket.
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It works James. Get with the program.
 
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