Most worthless recent supplement ?

Which is the worst most recent supplement

  • Halodrol Liquigels

    Votes: 100 22.6%
  • Methyl-1D

    Votes: 70 15.8%
  • Aplodan (dormany muscle fiber activator)

    Votes: 168 37.9%
  • Sarm-X

    Votes: 105 23.7%

  • Total voters
    443
Sinner steps in to say a few words

Just thought I'd say some things, with regards to the agruments going down on here.

1) From the pics he's posted, Reaper seems to be in fairly decent shape. Athletic-looking, but not necessarily a brawny,BBer kinda deal (but I don't think that's the physique he's after anyways).

2) MT products are (1) expensive (2) have very little corraborive data behind them (3) have a lot of hype behind them. Regardless of how well you are convinced they work, comparable results have been scientifically proven using much more economical means.

3) Through my experiences, the concept of "Lift More" could not be further from truth. You'd be surprised how easily the body can be overtrained. Over the years I've been lifting less and less, and the results seem to operate conversely (coming more and more).

4) Last Spring, I encapsulated some flour and gave it to a buddy of mine as 'anabolic steroids' (Havoc by RPN). His lifts skyrocketed (went up AT LEAST 10lbs per exercise he did), bodweight increased, and he was more attentive during our workouts. I'm not saying that MT products don't work, and I could really care less if they do, but you simply can't sign off your results as the work of Muscletech products.

5) You made the point that Muscletech products will only give you results if you eat right and train properly. :think: Well, if you're doing everything right, wouldn't you expect to see results anyhow?

6) 60lbs in 9 weeks says something to me like "I just did my first bulking phase", "I've been lifting weights for less than 3 years", "I have freaking awesome genetics", or "I just came off a really strict diet". I think my record 23lbs in 3 days after a competition.

7) Most Wendy's Drive Thru's are open until midnight or later. This doesn't really have to do with anything kprimm was saying, just thought you all shoudl know this.


Rebuttlements are welcomed and encouraged. Let's please keep them in a somewhat mature and sophisticated tone though (I know, that's tough for me to do as well). If anything, I'll either be educated or entertained.


Have a nice day.
:smite: thesinner
 
I was considering taking vitamin C tablets and giving them to my friend and telling him they are Dianabol.

I know for a fact if I did this and he found out I was bullsh;tting him later on that would probably make him very, very, very pissed off at me.
 
Sinner, You got any of the Encapsulated Flour Left?

I'm sure I could sell you about 100 caps for something like $40 (S&H included in the cost). That's a pretty sweet deal, so take it or leave it.

I might also be able to get you some goat spunk for about $0.40 per cap.



(Note: please don't take my running gags about goats as a means to hijack yet another thread to joke about it. There's funny and then theirs too far.)
 
I was considering taking vitamin C tablets and giving them to my friend and telling him they are Dianabol.

I know for a fact if I did this and he found out I was bullsh;tting him later on that would probably make him very, very, very pissed off at me.

I try not to speak a word of this to my bro. I also gave it to him for free. If you charge your boy the price of Dianabol for some 500mg VitC's, that would make you an assh*le.
 
I was thinking about giving him the tablets for free and telling him 'I got a hook up'.

With the help of our good friend Dsade (linked me with a JPEG of the label). I was able to make a counterfeit "Tester Bottle" of Havoc. I doctored up the JPEG beautifully to make it look like it was designed for alpha-testing and printed out the fake label. Had a test bottle# on it (as though they were using for randomized statistics). Told him I was picked to test the product, and they sent me an extra bottle to give to a friend.
 
With the help of our good friend Dsade (linked me with a JPEG of the label). I was able to make a counterfeit "Tester Bottle" of Havoc. I doctored up the JPEG beautifully to make it look like it was designed for alpha-testing and printed out the fake label. Had a test bottle# on it (as though they were using for randomized statistics). Told him I was picked to test the product, and they sent me an extra bottle to give to a friend.

Did you help him set up support supps and PCT too? Or did you just tell him to start taking it?

Aaaah, the placebo effect. It is quite powerful.

Also, regarding your 23 pounds in 3 days, how much did you keep and was that actually muscle? Water weight? Just curious.
 
Did you help him set up support supps and post cycle therapy too? Or did you just tell him to start taking it?

Aaaah, the placebo effect. It is quite powerful.

Also, regarding your 23 pounds in 3 days, how much did you keep and was that actually muscle? Water weight? Just curious.

He's never done steroids, doesn't know how to use them (don't know about PCT), and I don't think I'd ever let him (I don't know if he'd be serious enough for the ends to justify the means).

Regarding the 23lbs (this was about a year and a half ago), I have a tendency to down a sh*t load of waterweight when I contest prep (more than I'd like to actually). Like I'll still look pretty cut @ 20-30lbs heavier than what I weigh in at. This particular contest, I was close enough at weigh-ins to drop down to the next lowest weightclass, so I spat for an hour straight, reweighed, and made it in. I weighed in at 154lbs (anorexically light). Post competition, I ate PANCAKES! and it was beautiful. It was better than discovering masturbation. Carbed up during the weekend and drank gallons of water. Monday the following week, I weighed 177lbs. Yeah, it was a gross amount of water/glycogen weight.
 
He's never done steroids, doesn't know how to use them (don't know about post cycle therapy), and I don't think I'd ever let him (I don't know if he'd be serious enough for the ends to justify the means).

Regarding the 23lbs (this was about a year and a half ago), I have a tendency to down a sh*t load of waterweight when I contest prep (more than I'd like to actually). Like I'll still look pretty cut @ 20-30lbs heavier than what I weigh in at. This particular contest, I was close enough at weigh-ins to drop down to the next lowest weightclass, so I spat for an hour straight, reweighed, and made it in. I weighed in at 154lbs (anorexically light). Post competition, I ate PANCAKES! and it was beautiful. It was better than discovering masturbation. Carbed up during the weekend and drank gallons of water. Monday the following week, I weighed 177lbs. Yeah, it was a gross amount of water/glycogen weight.

:lol:

That's about what I thought! Pancakes must have been amazing after cutting down like that. I can only imagine. Did most of that work its way out naturally as you transitioned back to your regular diet, or did you really have to work it back off?
 
:lol:

That's about what I thought! Pancakes must have been amazing after cutting down like that. I can only imagine. Did most of that work its way out naturally as you transitioned back to your regular diet, or did you really have to work it back off?

Well my aldosterone levels were all out of whack for a little while(hormone that stores water and electrolytes in fat tissues). So definition was a little blurred for a while (and my spray tan had broken out in stretch-marks becase I had significantly grown since the time I was Jan-Tana-fied). Back then I still looked good at 177lbs. Nowadays, I'd be pretty cut at 177lbs.

I think the big thing that I had to work at was getting my diet back on track because the food I ate while dieting was terrible, and I can no longer stand the sight,smell, or taste of baked whiting fish. Now that I could eat a little less disgusting food, I enjoyed it a little too much, had 'seconds', and wouldn't be hungry in time for my next scheduled meal.
 
Why dont you get the **** off a weight lifting forum, you no nothing about weight lifting or supplements.....Your an idiot, and your not funny....like i said, sucks to be you...i have to go WORK OUT, so you keep lickin your palm and beatin your junk fat tits
Didnt i put your nonsense down in another thread already? Im tempted to rep you just for the good times youre providing everyone. Just a suggestion. If youre going nut up on someone in a forum atleast get some facts in. Your worthless **** talk is making me cringe along with with the fact that you have the audacity to call someone an idiot. Pot calling the kettle black? This thread rocks:thumbsup: :nutkick:
 
Didnt i put your nonsense down in another thread already? Im tempted to rep you just for the good times youre providing everyone. Just a suggestion. If youre going nut up on someone in a forum atleast get some facts in. Your worthless **** talk is making me cringe along with with the fact that you have the audacity to call someone an idiot. Pot calling the kettle black? This thread rocks:thumbsup: :nutkick:

I've read his posts in other threads.....um....yeah.....:lol:
 
I'm so ammused, it makes me want to go out and buy Muscle-tech-crap from GNC on non-Gold card days, take all the stuff at once, then take a dump in the container. And then I'll post pictures here!! HA!!

No, not really going to, but DAMN...I'm so amused here!!!
 
I'm so ammused, it makes me want to go out and buy Muscle-tech-crap from GNC on non-Gold card days, take all the stuff at once, then take a dump in the container. And then I'll post pictures here!! HA!!

No, not really going to, but DAMN...I'm so amused here!!!

At least the entertainment is making you happy. The customer is always #1, always.
 
:thumbsup: Best supplement ever: Happy! :thumbsup:
 
I might also be able to get you some goat spunk for about $0.40 per cap.

For another $5, you can bust the cap in his ass.


/Rectal GoatSpunkabol
 
lmao
 
Aplodan....blah

Well, im finishing my third week cycle of Aplodan this friday, what do ya know, it didnt do much...But im takin it back into GNC to get my 71 bucks back maybe try a new supp. Anyone got any suggestions?? Endothil CR is a joke too right? I was gonna get some Dbol but made my buddys face break out with acne, thats my main concern tryin new supps. I dont want to deal with that stuff, but any suggestions would be appreciated. NO Explode? what if i stacked NO explode with Nitro tech that im still taking? btw I like the nitro tech, gets me pumped up, i can def tell when I take it. Still spendy though
 
Steroid-like stack:

-Mass Building stack: creakic,leukic,gakic
-N.O.-XPLODE: 2 scoops preworkout
-Nitro-Tech: Every day
-Cell-Tech:2 scoops postworkout
-ZMA: before you go to sleep
 
Well, im finishing my third week cycle of Aplodan this friday, what do ya know, it didnt do much...But im takin it back into GNC to get my 71 bucks back maybe try a new supp. Anyone got any suggestions?? Endothil CR is a joke too right? I was gonna get some Dbol but made my buddys face break out with acne, thats my main concern tryin new supps. I dont want to deal with that stuff, but any suggestions would be appreciated. NO Explode? what if i stacked NO explode with Nitro tech that im still taking? btw I like the nitro tech, gets me pumped up, i can def tell when I take it. Still spendy though



That's why Aplodan made itself a choice in my poll son.
 
I tend prefer eggs and placebo to Nitrotech.

It doesn't quite have the same amount of questionable research backing it or come in Chocolate Flavor, but it sure costs a whole lot less for a similar effect.
 
I tend prefer eggs and placebo to Nitrotech.

It doesn't quite have the same amount of questionable research backing it or come in Chocolate Flavor, but it sure costs a whole lot less for a similar effect.

Interesting. Do you mix the methylated placebo-bol right in with the eggs? I actually like to put it in a suspension and inject it directly into my eyeball. Then I shove a raw chicken breast up my *ss and go to the gym. Works like a charm! I've put on 95 pounds in 2 weeks doing this without ever lifting a barbell!
 
I've put on 95 pounds in 2 weeks doing this without ever lifting a barbell!

I think those 95 pounds are impacted, undigested chicken breast accumulating in your rectum.
 
Interesting. Do you mix the methylated placebo-bol right in with the eggs? I actually like to put it in a suspension and inject it directly into my eyeball. Then I shove a raw chicken breast up my *ss and go to the gym. Works like a charm! I've put on 95 pounds in 2 weeks doing this without ever lifting a barbell!

You've gotta watch out with methylated placebo, it tends to be rather toxic. I just stick to regular placebo. The gains aren't as rapid, but they're easily maintained and there's no worries about jaundice.
 
You've gotta watch out with methylated placebo, it tends to be rather toxic. I just stick to regular placebo. The gains aren't as rapid, but they're easily maintained and there's no worries about jaundice.

Oh, I'm not worried about the toxicity. See, I'm bathing in Cycle Support twice a day. I heard it's absorbed more rapidly through the skin so I just dump an entire can of it in the bathtub and hop in. It's like a bubble bath, really. And I've got Novedex XT for PCT. By the way, what's a SERM? :lol:
 
I think those 95 pounds are impacted, undigested chicken breast accumulating in your rectum.

No way man, I have before and after pics, so it must be real!

Yuk. Impacted chicken in the rectum creates a pretty nasty image. Thanks Dsade.
 
No way man, I have before and after pics, so it must be real!

Yuk. Impacted chicken in the rectum creates a pretty nasty image. Thanks Dsade.

Just be sure you are taking your Maggot Support Supps.
 
Well when I drink a gallon of water then weigh myself, that's 5lbs I put on in 1hr. Who would have known that water could be so damn anabolic ?
 
i always see teenagers at my gym taking all these BS supplements - when i try to educate them (and tell them that GNC sucks) they seem to get mad, and tell me that "the "guy at GNC" told me people are jealous because they have the best supps" - a good rear-naked choke always seems to change their minds! haha


I am a store manager for a franchise GNC and at my store we rarely ever sell muscletech products. We carry alot of bio-rthym products and that is what we sell the most of. We also sell alot of on products like pro complex. But I do agree that they and corp stores do get paid better on what they sell, like muscletech and other companies. The best is go to a franchise gnc where they don't get paid for selling muscletech or others and see what you can find. Every franchise will carry different lines of products that will appeal to the more educated consumer!!!!!
 
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aplodan is a piece of crap,

i cant believe how much these noobs actually listen to the muscletech companies.

As much as we laugh/rip Muscle-Tech since they are still in business so that money is gotta be coming from somewhere. I gotta give them credit, it is shady business practice, but it still is profitable business practice as well.
 
2fresh; said:
Forget all the supps above just stick to good ol vitamin S =D
You mean vitamins as basic supplementation, right?
 
im embarased to even post this but i recently bought a bottle of methyl-1d and it sucks ass (why i voted for it)and i was wondering if it be alright to go right into a m-drol cycle since you guys are saying its just DHEA so it should be perfectly fine right?
 
I am tired of Muscle Tech! I get so pissed when I see one of their adds its not even funny. Then I smash the book in the face and set it on fire!!! Man this Vitrix has got me RAGING!!!
 
The amounts Methyl 1-D says to take is a ridiculous amount of DHEA. Honestly, I'd just throw the bottle away and call it a day. You may be fcuking yourself even more by using that stuff vs. just trashing it.
 
The amounts Methyl 1-D says to take is a ridiculous amount of DHEA. Honestly, I'd just throw the bottle away and call it a day. You may be fcuking yourself even more by using that stuff vs. just trashing it.

nah, its only 400mg a day I think, theres more in SDNG :rofl:
 
Hehe. Yeah now that I think of that, that is true. There are no muscle fibers in the penis.

Wait, wait my weenie has fibers...anyway I'd hate to say it but yea muscle tech did to much with that one haha..but I do like nano vapor so far. I have a friend that just purchased sarm x haha he thinks he is going to get bigger then me using it I was making it sound good to get him to order two haha.
 
nah, its only 400mg a day I think, theres more in SDNG :rofl:
Wow! I'm glad I found this thread... did someone mention something about covering up common, old, overlooked compounds with fancy names?

You know what I'm talking about.

PEACE!
 
If you look it has this statement about Methyl 1-D:


WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.
 
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