Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days

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SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
 
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I remember this when it came out and I laughed my ass off :) I guess the diameter of a household vacuum wasn't big enough lol.
 
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I guess you could call it cheap fun for him..... grab a roll of quarters and head down to the car wash!
 

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lmao, you got to be kidding man! This is too funny!
 
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I tried to find the Doofy clip for Scary Movie when the guy opens his door and Doofy has the vaccum on his crotch and hes like "I told you not to disturb me when Im cleaning my room!" but all the clips were in another language...

FAIL
 
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haha imagine when he's in prison and his cell mate says to him "so what you in for?"

"well...."
 
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SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
Case and point who OSU is better! lol

Anyhow. disgusting... I mean...what? I wonder what his profession is...
 
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Apparently his last name of "Savage" is a good descriptor!
 

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people and their sex drives...sheesh! grab an escort or SOMETHING man!
 

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LOL, can't believe i didn't hear about this.

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SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
What a interesting topic
 
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this thread is over two years old but I still find it funny as ever.
 

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