Douchebags at the gym...

[Bigcountry08]

Idk bout that lol all the girls I know hate pretty men. I mean they like a good looking men but not a metro dude or whatever those dudes that spend too much time lookin at a mirror are called

I thinks the word your looking for is douchbags

 

[macdady]

Hell my wife must be the only chick that likes lumberjacks left in America then.

1. Prefers beard
2. Hates v-necks and skinny jeans
3. Wants sex before I take a shower after the gym.
4. Likes a good flannel

Hahaha nice

 

[macdady]

I thinks the word your looking for is douchbags

Ah yes that's the word.

 

[iparatroop]

Hell my wife must be the only chick that likes lumberjacks left in America then.

1. Prefers beard
2. Hates v-necks and skinny jeans
3. Wants sex before I take a shower after the gym.
4. Likes a good flannel

Sounds like the lesbians here in Seattle.

 

[macdady]

Only complaints my wife has is that she can use my hands to exfoliate her skin lol makes sexy times interesting haha

 

[puccah8808]

Only complaints my wife has is that she can use my hands to exfoliate her skin lol makes sexy times interesting haha

Lmaooo!!! I prefer a naked man but a v neck will do!

 

[DJBeanPole]

Hell my wife must be the only chick that likes lumberjacks left in America then.

1. Prefers beard
2. Hates v-necks and skinny jeans
3. Wants sex before I take a shower after the gym.
4. Likes a good flannel

You sound like Jim Belushi from According To Jim lol

 

[macdady]

Lmaooo!!! I prefer a naked man but a v neck will do!

Lol my wife is always telling me to put clothes on because I use every chance I can get to be naked. Hell one time I absentmindedly answered the door naked to some poor sales woman, I had just gotten out of the shower after work and sat on the couch and passed out and the door bell rang so I went for it hahaha. I've never seen eyes get so big, or my gentlemen's sausage get so scared and hide!

 

[macdady]

You sound like Jim Belushi from According To Jim lol

I wish they still made that show lol

 

[DJBeanPole]

I wish they still made that show lol

Me too. It was good.

 

[Bigcountry08]

Lol my wife is always telling me to put clothes on because I use every chance I can get to be naked. Hell one time I absentmindedly answered the door naked to some poor sales woman, I had just gotten out of the shower after work and sat on the couch and passed out and the door bell rang so I went for it hahaha. I've never seen eyes get so big, or my gentlemen's sausage get so scared and hide!

I rarely wear pants around the house, t-shirt and boxers are all I ever wear.

 

[puccah8808]

I rarely wear pants around the house, t-shirt and boxers are all I ever wear.

Tank top and boy shorts for me!!!!

 

[puccah8808]

Lol my wife is always telling me to put clothes on because I use every chance I can get to be naked. Hell one time I absentmindedly answered the door naked to some poor sales woman, I had just gotten out of the shower after work and sat on the couch and passed out and the door bell rang so I went for it hahaha. I've never seen eyes get so big, or my gentlemen's sausage get so scared and hide!

Omg... Lmao

 

[macdady]

Yea after that happened I've got a little note next to the door with a picture of pants on it to remind me to put some on... boxers for me mostly now too

 

[mikeg313]

Sounds like the lesbians here in Seattle.

That made me lol. Thanks

 

[gibbons2]

I believe they are expressing themselves lol... at least I think that's what the kids are calling it these days, I used to call it gay though lol. I still don't know why v necks caught on with the male population

I call it gay also lol

 

[puccah8808]

Nothing like sexy chest hair sticking out of a v neck! (Blahhhhhhh gross!)

 

[DJBeanPole]

That made me lol. Thanks

Mike whats that in your avatar? Looks like an Xray?

 

[bce]

Last night two douche bags walked in with their cutoffe with wife beaters underneath wearing flip flops. I was just thinking, oh gawd. Two beanpoles btw, they walked over to the bench, immediately put 225 on and did 2 forced reps. They then proceeded to walk around the gym the rest of the time like badasses. *insert Jackie Chan Wtf face *

 

[DJBeanPole]

Last night two douche bags walked in with their cutoffe with wife beaters underneath wearing flip flops. I was just thinking, oh gawd. Two beanpoles btw, they walked over to the bench, immediately put 225 on and did 2 forced reps. They then proceeded to walk around the gym the rest of the time like badasses. *insert Jackie Chan Wtf face *

Beanpoles, eh?

 

[bce]

Yes, beanpoles

 

[DJBeanPole]

Yes, beanpoles

I see. Hopefully I don't represent my beanpole brethren quite as bad as those two blokes.

 

[macdady]

Nothing like sexy chest hair sticking out of a v neck! (Blahhhhhhh gross!)

Hey now easy on us hairy people lol

 

[puccah8808]

Hey now easy on us hairy people lol

Ewww... I was running on the treadmill behind this guy one time and he had the longest sweatiest back hair ever!!! Blahhhhh

 

[Kilo G]

Ewww... I was running on the treadmill behind this guy one time and he had the longest sweatiest back hair ever!!! Blahhhhh

Might have been me. I donate my body hair every month to make a fur coat for a poor child in Siberia.

 

[macdady]

Ewww... I was running on the treadmill behind this guy one time and he had the longest sweatiest back hair ever!!! Blahhhhh

Hahahaha well I have the decency to cover my ugly ass up, No wife beaters for me thank you.

 

[macdady]

Might have been me. I donate my body hair every month to make a fur coat for a poor child in Siberia.

I find making mittens to be more satisfactory for myself lol are yours knit or stitch? Haha

 

[pow_wow41]

Saw an extremely big/fat (like 300+ lb) guy today wearing crocs, walks right over to the EZ bar rack & start curling. Then saw another tall skinny kid on the rope push downs for no lie, a solid half hour, doing probably 10 sets of 100 1/8th reps (wouldn't even give him the benefit of the doubt of quarter reps) with 20 lbs. He had no emotion on his face, like he really didn't wanna be there. lol I was like WTF..

 

[jack_black]

http://www.bodybuildinglexicon.com/?p=2141


Bodybuilder shoots random guy

 

[jack_black]

Strong PWO cuts down on douchebags

 

[mikeg313]

Mike whats that in your avatar? Looks like an Xray?

My right arm. Broke it last fall and won a plate and 6 screws. Should I change it to something a bit sexier? Maybe a duckface cleavage shot?

 

[mikeg313]

http://www.bodybuildinglexicon.com/?p=2141

Bodybuilder shoots random guy

No way.... Funny.... No way...

 

[jack_black]

Sounds fake to me too. Still funny.

 

[lukehayd]

http://www.bodybuildinglexicon.com/?p=2141


Bodybuilder shoots random guy

Sounds like a good PRE! I want to try it now! Too bad they don't say what it was!

 

[jack_black]

Prolly crystal meth

 

[DJBeanPole]

My right arm. Broke it last fall and won a plate and 6 screws. Should I change it to something a bit sexier? Maybe a duckface cleavage shot?

Lol yea man I was thinking of doing the same

 

[macdady]

Lol yea man I was thinking of doing the same

What breaking your arm? Its not as fun as it sounds lol

 

[macdady]

My right arm. Broke it last fall and won a plate and 6 screws. Should I change it to something a bit sexier? Maybe a duckface cleavage shot?

Now that we know... do you mind if I ask how?

 

[mikeg313]

Might have been me. I donate my body hair every month to make a fur coat for a poor child in Siberia.

Are you responsible for this?!

http://laughingsquid.com/a-fur-coat-made-out-mens-chest-hair/

 

[mikeg313]

Now that we know... do you mind if I ask how?

Bench pressing........ Jus kiddin, motorcycle wreck. Broken radius, 2 badly injured wrists, 2 facial fractures (broken eye socket, nasal fracture). Did a dive roll at 50mph after hitting a unmarked curb height median in and intersection throwing me over my handle bars with no helmet. The street lights were not on.That's Detroit...No helmet. That's stupid.

 

[Tomahawk88]

Saw bouncing booty again today. No jump rope today. She did say hey and what not. Of course I still checked her out haha.

 

[mikeg313]

Saw bouncing booty again today. No jump rope today. She did say hey and what not. Of course I still checked her out haha.

You're not aloud to speak of this again without pictures!

 

[Tomahawk88]

You're not aloud to speak of this again without pictures!

Haha this time I wasn't alone in the gym. But I think I have found out when she goes.

 

[joh408]

Haha this time I wasn't alone in the gym. But I think I have found out when she goes.

Mirrors are your friend haha. Just use a couple to bounce the shot off the mirrors to catch that perfect angle

 

[macdady]

Bench pressing........ Jus kiddin, motorcycle wreck. Broken radius, 2 badly injured wrists, 2 facial fractures (broken eye socket, nasal fracture). Did a dive roll at 50mph after hitting a unmarked curb height median in and intersection throwing me over my handle bars with no helmet. The street lights were not on.That's Detroit...No helmet. That's stupid.

Just hand a buddy get in a bike wreck. Nasty stuff... hey at least you alive lol

 

[macdady]

You're not aloud to speak of this again without pictures!

I don't thin we will be getting them lol I call chicken

 

[Tomahawk88]

I don't thin we will be getting them lol I call chicken

One of these days haha.

 

[mikeg313]

Just hand a buddy get in a bike wreck. Nasty stuff... hey at least you alive lol

Ya I've had too many visits to the ER and too much time in the OR from my motorcycle addiction and **** luck.

 

[pow_wow41]

Same guy doing the 1,000 1/8th reps on rope push down was back again this morning.. Doing the EXACT SAME THING. What has this world come to.. lol

 

[puccah8808]

Same guy doing the 1,000 1/8th reps on rope push down was back again this morning.. Doing the EXACT SAME THING. What has this world come to.. lol

There's a guy at my gym who does the same thing everyday. I know his whole routine. 30 min cardio then abs then military press then bench then home time. Every damnnnn day!!!