AX's Valentine's Day Massacre Contest
aka How to lose a girl in 20 words or less...
aka How to lose a girl in 20 words or less...
1 dozen long stem red roses.... $75
1 pink fuzzy bear with premium chocolate sampler... $50
1 musical romantic greeting card... $7
...Sending them to a complete stranger in exchange for a restraining order... Priceless
Attention: Pimps, Macdaddies, Aces, Johnny Smooth's, Romeo's, Loverboys and Men of all ages!!!
Even the most alpha pimp daddy has had a bad night! It's the on-going struggle of the male species, saying just the right thing and moving just the right way to get noticed. You may have the swagger, the clothes, the 6-pack abs, the styled bed head, the fancy cologne, and all the tools to get the job done right. But if you can't make that first impression and hold their attention in your favor, it's time to go home to Handria and revisit that box of Kleenex! I don't care if you're the master of the one-finger bra unhook technique, everybody's gotten tangled up at some point!!
To help you out this Valentine's Day, AX is giving away copies of the new AXCITE ATTRACTION GUIDE!!!! Filled with tips and tricks to help you score that lucky lady!!
What do you have to do to win? EASY! Tell us about the WORST pick-up lines you've used and what happened after using them. :footinmouth: Or let us know about that perfect evening gone perfectly wrong!! wned2: You may not have scored then, but we're giving you the chance to "score" now!! The AXcite Attraction Guide will be your's in plenty of time to "bone-up" on your Valentine's Day game!!
Not sure what I'm talking about? Here's a few (bad) examples:
-Hey baby, are those jeans made from glass? Cuz I'd love to see myself in 'em!
-Nice shoes, wanna ****?
-Wow, it must be dark out tonight cuz I can see the stars in your eyes, baby!
-Nice dress. It'd look great on the floor tomorrow morning!
-Me, you, a bottle of Jager... wanna get naked?
-Nice knees, baby. Are those carpet burns? No? It could be!!
Ok, so those were some pretty bad examples, but you get the idea. Let us know what's done you wrong and what's the worst you've used.
-Hey baby, are those jeans made from glass? Cuz I'd love to see myself in 'em!
-Nice shoes, wanna ****?
-Wow, it must be dark out tonight cuz I can see the stars in your eyes, baby!
-Nice dress. It'd look great on the floor tomorrow morning!
-Me, you, a bottle of Jager... wanna get naked?
-Nice knees, baby. Are those carpet burns? No? It could be!!
Ok, so those were some pretty bad examples, but you get the idea. Let us know what's done you wrong and what's the worst you've used.
Details:
-Contest is running on AX, AM, and BB.com
-3 winners from each forum will be chosen to receive the AXcite Attraction Guide!
...Oh, but it gets even BETTER!!!...
-1 lucky winner from EACH forum will receive 1 Dozen Roses sent to whomever they choose this Valentine's Day!!!! (Roses ain't cheap this time of year, boys!)*USA only.
Contest Deadline: Wednesday, February 11 at 12:00 noon EST.
Judging will be done by AX Reps and Staff.
Now, when you sign up for The Score Sheet newsletter, you'll also get a FREE CHAPTER from the Axcite Attraction Guide, enough to tickly your fancy till you can win one here!! So get your mojo workin and visit Sign up for the The “Score” Sheet | Axcite now to sign up! While your rememberin the glory days, pop by Axcite Pheromone LP7 - Get The Unfair Advantage With AXCITE Pheromone Cologne to find out what it's all about!!
This Valentine's Day, let the folks who bring out the Ultimate Alpha Male in you help you to SCORE BIG with AXCITE!!!
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