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AX's Valentine's Day Contest (Free Roses!!)

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AX's Valentine's Day Massacre Contest
aka How to lose a girl in 20 words or less... ​


1 dozen long stem red roses.... $75
1 pink fuzzy bear with premium chocolate sampler... $50
1 musical romantic greeting card... $7
...Sending them to a complete stranger in exchange for a restraining order... Priceless ​

Attention: Pimps, Macdaddies, Aces, Johnny Smooth's, Romeo's, Loverboys and Men of all ages!!!​

Even the most alpha pimp daddy has had a bad night! It's the on-going struggle of the male species, saying just the right thing and moving just the right way to get noticed. You may have the swagger, the clothes, the 6-pack abs, the styled bed head, the fancy cologne, and all the tools to get the job done right. But if you can't make that first impression and hold their attention in your favor, it's time to go home to Handria and revisit that box of Kleenex! I don't care if you're the master of the one-finger bra unhook technique, everybody's gotten tangled up at some point!!

To help you out this Valentine's Day, AX is giving away copies of the new AXCITE ATTRACTION GUIDE!!!! Filled with tips and tricks to help you score that lucky lady!! ​

What do you have to do to win? EASY! Tell us about the WORST pick-up lines you've used and what happened after using them. :footinmouth: Or let us know about that perfect evening gone perfectly wrong!! :owned2: You may not have scored then, but we're giving you the chance to "score" now!! The AXcite Attraction Guide will be your's in plenty of time to "bone-up" on your Valentine's Day game!!

Not sure what I'm talking about? Here's a few (bad) examples:
-Hey baby, are those jeans made from glass? Cuz I'd love to see myself in 'em!
-Nice shoes, wanna ****?
-Wow, it must be dark out tonight cuz I can see the stars in your eyes, baby!
-Nice dress. It'd look great on the floor tomorrow morning!
-Me, you, a bottle of Jager... wanna get naked?
-Nice knees, baby. Are those carpet burns? No? It could be!!

Ok, so those were some pretty bad examples, but you get the idea. Let us know what's done you wrong and what's the worst you've used. ​

Details:
-Contest is running on AX, AM, and BB.com
-3 winners from each forum will be chosen to receive the AXcite Attraction Guide!
...Oh, but it gets even BETTER!!!...
-1 lucky winner from EACH forum will receive 1 Dozen Roses sent to whomever they choose this Valentine's Day!!!! (Roses ain't cheap this time of year, boys!) *USA only. ;)

Contest Deadline: Wednesday, February 11 at 12:00 noon EST.
Judging will be done by AX Reps and Staff.


Now, when you sign up for The Score Sheet newsletter, you'll also get a FREE CHAPTER from the Axcite Attraction Guide, enough to tickly your fancy till you can win one here!! So get your mojo workin and visit Invalid Link Removed now to sign up! While your rememberin the glory days, pop by Invalid Link Removed to find out what it's all about!!

This Valentine's Day, let the folks who bring out the Ultimate Alpha Male in you help you to SCORE BIG with AXCITE!!!

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Giggidy Giggidy, Giggidy Goo​
 
Great Idea.....

Now you guys will have something to go with all that hard work in the gym...

You got the body, may have the car, but it takes great game to land the lady!

Best of luck to all

:chick:
 
Bravoboy said:
I don't know how to say this but...i'm kind of a big deal. people know me...
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I actually do say that all the time...cuz people do know me! ;)

:firedevil:


Keep 'em cummin, boyz!!! (<---- see what I did there? huh? Pun intended.) :lol:
 
T-AD said:
I actually do say that all the time...cuz people do know me! ;)

:firedevil:


Keep 'em cummin, boyz!!! (<---- see what I did there? huh? Pun intended.) :lol:
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wow, LOL,:laugh:, not even going to push that one further.:18:
 
Bump!! So what, nobody here has any bad pick-up lines??? C'mon!!! :D
 
"Are you free tonight,...or will it cost me?"

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
 
Bravoboy said:
"Are you free tonight,...or will it cost me?"

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
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Mama always said it's not nice to talk with your mouth full... :rofl: :rofl:


For some reason, the new Nickelback song "Something in your mouth" just popped into my head. HA!!!!!!!!
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And yes, I am putting this in every V-day thread this year... :firedevil:
 
getting the girl into a dark room

"would it be ok if i rubbed my finger on your belly button"

"Sure"

"hey thats not my belly button"

"Don't worry, its not my finger either"
 
lol - reminds me of a joke about a kid and his babysitter. :)

Keep 'em cummin folks!! Nothing says "sorry I f'ed up your night" better than a dozen red stinkies!!! :lol:
 
Last full day to enter, folks! C'mon, make me laugh!! :D
 
So heres one I actually used in college. Was a girl I had known already for a month or two. i said "Hey, I was wondering if you could help me. Theres a girl i'd really like to ask out on a date, but i'm not sure how to go about it. I really like her a lot, and we've done things as friends so I don't want to mess it up, but want to take it up to the next level" then she asked who, and I said "you".... worked pretty well :D
 
EasyEJL said:
So heres one I actually used in college. Was a girl I had known already for a month or two. i said "Hey, I was wondering if you could help me. Theres a girl i'd really like to ask out on a date, but i'm not sure how to go about it. I really like her a lot, and we've done things as friends so I don't want to mess it up, but want to take it up to the next level" then she asked who, and I said "you".... worked pretty well :D
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Awww.... that's actually pretty sweet! Who knew?!? :lol:
 
Not really a pick up line, per se but a couple of years ago while under the influence of ambien and a couple drinks of alcohol I asked my exwife if she was willing to have a threesome... After she said no I asked if she would feel better easing into it by having a two and a halfsome with a midget.

I tried to carry her up the stairs and we both fell down where she left me till the morning.


That's right, i'm a pimp lol
 
this is 100% true. My wife and i were in the shower. she was my girlfriend @ the time. I'm not sure if i would say this was a pick-up line, but it was an intentional phrase in order to get some (or something different?)

While in the shower we were about to do the deed and as her back was facing me i said. Let me do it in your @$$! She turned around and said, "Would you let a guy stick his &!(# in your @$$?..." I said "NO!" She said, "Then what makes you think I want one in mine." That was and has been the end of that. hahaha
 
Bravoboy said:
this is 100% true. My wife and i were in the shower. she was my girlfriend @ the time. I'm not sure if i would say this was a pick-up line, but it was an intentional phrase in order to get some (or something different?)

While in the shower we were about to do the deed and as her back was facing me i said. Let me do it in your @$$! She turned around and said, "Would you let a guy stick his &!(# in your @$$?..." I said "NO!" She said, "Then what makes you think I want one in mine." That was and has been the end of that. hahaha
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ROFLMAO!!! That's funny right dere, I don't care who ya are...

Look at it this way. Atleast you were just denied access to the ride, not the whole park!!!! :rofl:
 
After much MUCH deliberation....the winners are:​



AXCITE ATTRACTION GUIDE:
BigFish80
BravoBoy
Johnjessica20


And the lucky SOB who gets the Roses:
Suncloud
-for bringing Hannibal Lecter over to meet the fam...:headache::tongue2:​


Gentlemen: Send me and e-mail ([email protected]) with your names and addresses. The Attraction Guide is an e-book, and we'll be in touch how to download it for free.

Suncloud - Get back to me ASAP with your addy and the name/addy of the one you want to send roses to! Hurry - only a few days left till V-day!!!!

If you didn't win, you can still get in on some AX-attraction this V-day. Simply visit Invalid Link Removed and sign up for "The Score Sheet" - the AXcite newsletter full of tips, tricks, and hints on how to bag that beauty!! Everyone who signs up gets a free chapter of The Guide. Hurry!! Before someone else steals your lines!!! :run: :wiggle:
 
Roses while married will keep you from needing to know how to attract new ones :)

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Jayhawkk said:
Roses while married will keep you from needing to know how to attract new ones :)

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VERY well put!! I don't care who ya are, if you've got a ring on your finger and some junk still left danglin between the legs, you are in need of brownie points. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon...and for the rest of your life... :sad6::sad6::sad6:
 
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock. yeah i used it
 
EasyEJL said:
nah, actually she dislikes roses. Carnations for her :)
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Carnations taste better. :smirk:

When I was in highschool, we used to have these carnation fund raisers, $1 each. Me and a few friends would go around behind girls carrying their flowers and take a little chomp on 'em. NOT the best way to gain lady friends. ;)
 
Congrats fellas!
 
Honorable mention: Hey baby, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice... Hi, my name is Jason.
 
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