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Army Guy "Kleens" out the cabinets with LG, AI, PES, USP, and the kitchen sink!

Resolve said:
I believe it was New Jersey that recently published a study saying that 60% of their incumbent high school graduates would be too fat to serve in the military. That both amuses and disgusts me.

Bust those greasy asses AG, the future security of the nation depends on it!
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LMFAO like he needs any more encouragement,

I really for sorry for those kids after he reads this!!!!

Ahhhh, No I Dont :veryhappy:

Fugg em up AG
 
FIRE IN THE HOLE BABY!!!! I needed a bit more fire in me. No sleep will do that to you. I am READY for some BLOOD NOW!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
by the way... Muahahahahahahahahaha is hard to type on a Droid!!!! lol
1 more thing... I made a female cry today... I felt so warm inside!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I just saw something... time to go kill someone....
 
Army Guy said:
FIRE IN THE HOLE BABY!!!! I needed a bit more fire in me. No sleep will do that to you. I am READY for some BLOOD NOW!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
by the way... Muahahahahahahahahaha is hard to type on a Droid!!!! lol
1 more thing... I made a female cry today... I felt so warm inside!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I just saw something... time to go kill someone....
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lol
 
Army Guy said:
FIRE IN THE HOLE BABY!!!! I needed a bit more fire in me. No sleep will do that to you. I am READY for some BLOOD NOW!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
by the way... Muahahahahahahahahaha is hard to type on a Droid!!!! lol
1 more thing... I made a female cry today... I felt so warm inside!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I just saw something... time to go kill someone....
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Get 'em, AG!!!! And this is something to think about...how can people be worried about SENSITIVITY in the military? I mean, how's being sensitive gonna help when there are BULLETS, GRENADES, BOMBS AND TRAPS around you in the field?!! Kinda sickening...
 
Army Guy said:
FIRE IN THE HOLE BABY!!!! I needed a bit more fire in me. No sleep will do that to you. I am READY for some BLOOD NOW!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
by the way... Muahahahahahahahahaha is hard to type on a Droid!!!! lol
1 more thing... I made a female cry today... I felt so warm inside!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! I just saw something... time to go kill someone....
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I just busted out laughing at this.

I hope you had fun gettin all up in that azz. May I suggest some static squats with (a full ruck sack ok maybe that's overkill) or weapon held at arms length?
 
AG u crack me up bro

imma be in Washington in oct for some survival refresher training. Wanna be my instructor :lol:?
 
MrKleen73 said:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! I just busted out laughing at this.

I hope you had fun gettin all up in that azz. May I suggest some static squats with (a full ruck sack ok maybe that's overkill) or weapon held at arms length?
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Full ruck is weak sauce. just hop on her back :P
 
MrBigPR said:
AG u crack me up bro

imma be in Washington in oct for some survival refresher training. Wanna be my instructor :lol:?
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SERE eh?

Would that happen to be conducted at FAFB? I know it is but don't know if that's the "survival" school you speak of :P
 
Army Guy said:
As for now, we are dealing with all the fat bodies... tapping these guys SUCKS, and it stinks!!!! Glad I just get to watch the process and give the occasional crude remark!!!!!!!
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Resolve said:
I believe it was New Jersey that recently published a study saying that 60% of their incumbent high school graduates would be too fat to serve in the military. That both amuses and disgusts me.

Bust those greasy asses AG, the future security of the nation depends on it!
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I can't fathom why these fat ass kids decide to join the military anyway. Do they think this is a fast-track to weight-loss or something? :dunno:
They might as well watch "Dance Your Ass Off" and bounce along to the television!!! :booty:
 
Just remember though not all overweight kids are out of shape... some are tremendous athletes and strong.
 
lol some great suggestions in here!!! right now they are taking the PT test... I am going to the finish line where the best puking is going to be happening!!!
And I def know about being "overweight" according to there Army standard I am 30 pounds over weight!!! BUT I am only 15% ish BF so I get left alone...
These kids, however.... are mostly pudgy tools!!!
more to folllow with hopefully puking picks!!!
 
Army Guy said:
lol some great suggestions in here!!! right now they are taking the PT test... I am going to the finish line where the best puking is going to be happening!!!
And I def know about being "overweight" according to there Army standard I am 30 pounds over weight!!! BUT I am only 15% ish BF so I get left alone...
These kids, however.... are mostly pudgy tools!!!
more to folllow with hopefully puking picks!!!
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Are their upper weight limits (based on height,) on COs in the Army AG?
 
yeah for the Army as with the Marines there is a weight limit. If one is over, then one has to get measured for Body Fat. If they pass that, they are fine. If not, bad things can happen.
Ok guys so I positioned myself at the end of the 2 mile run today and had my camera out in hopes of gettting pics of cadets puking their lungs out!!!! Alas, however, I was disappointed in that no one puked. 250 kids running and not a single chunk was blown!!!! CRAP!!!!! oh well. I guess that is actually good news.

My lift today proved that running on 10 hours sleep total for the last 3 nights is not a good formula for making great gains, and especially since I had no ASGT before hand. Strength as fine, but there was no focus or concentration.
Decline BB
3 sets with 225
Cable flies
4 sets
no go on triceps because no wraps and the elbow was revolting
Seated Rows
4 sets (actually had great strength here)
Hercules Curls
4 sets
Standing Military Press
3 sets 135

side notes:
up to 4 caps A-T2 and 8 natadrol. The Nata is making me very hungry, and it is driving me nuts because lunch for the last 2 days consisted of Jalapeno Sunflower seeds and old stale water. yum...
 
Hey AG you are still in there pushing it instead of trying to catch a cat nap that says so much regarding your discipline.
 
Lol you guys kill me. And I was so busy checking everyone else's log and forgot to check my own... we are at T minus two days uNtil gas chamber!!!! I will have puking pics gallore. Time now to get those awesome three hours of sleep... my faith in our future leaders is slowly rising though. Had some studs today
 
Gas chamber yeaaaah. Make sure to take a pic of the big guy who will be in fetal position, and of that one weird guy who is immune for some reason.
 
Pics from the Major

Well Guys I have a few pics from the Major since his Droid won't post them here.

A March that AG will have to tell you about, had no info with the pic.

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Hey check this out!!!! We yelled at this kid and after tried shaving his head and couldn't because his hands were shaking and two hours later he still couldn't... lol this is him... muahaahahahahha (okay so I added the muahaahahahahha)

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KLEEN talking here:
HaHa have to add that is funny crap! I got in trouble for bic'ing my head the second night of boot. LOL That isn't the haircut the Army gave you is it Private? Don't you think if Uncle Sam wanted your head shaved he would have shaved it for you. Front Lean and Rest Position... MOVE!!!!!!!! and the smoking of "Private Hulk" was in full session...

"Private Hulk" was designated to me after my first or second locker inspection in boot. I asked my girl at the time to get my camera from my Dad and take some pics of her and my friends then get it developed and send it to me. Well I had taken some progress pics of myself flexing and forgot about them being on that roll of film. Guess who found them during locker inspection. "Oh so I see we have ourselves a real Hulk here in our midst. Do you think your a Hulk Private? Do you think your muscles are pretty boy?" Yes Drill Sergeant!!! I am a lean mean fighting machine Drill Sergeant!!! "We will see about you being a fighting machine, but from now on you arer Private Hulk, I sure hope you can live up to your name... Laughter ensues amongst the Drills and NCO, I crack a small smile knowing I will not live this down during boot!

Thank God for pugil sticks! I swear I took non-stop ribbing for that, If I didn't max out on pushup or sit-ups, "Private Hulk, I thought you were supposed to be strong." or "Private Hulk all that muscle and you can't do 100 push ups?" FINALLY we had some fighting training, Hand to Hand and Pugil sticks. I shined there, we had a company challenge pitting platoons against themselves first then the winners from each platoon went against the winners from the other platoons. I beat everyone I went against in my company except one guy. He was about my size a little taller not quite as much muscle but this guy was a Golden Gloves champ and had gone pro as a boxer. He took that sh*t to me. I ain't gonna lie. I held as much of my own as I could and I got some good hits in on him but he was so fast and pin point precise with his strikes. We had to go 2 out of 3 at least so he didn't stomp me but man it felt like it. He said it sucked on his end too but I felt like I was the one getting killed the whole time. Point of the story is that at that point I was no longer Private Hulk, I was just Hulk and my entire platoon was chanting it during those best of the platoon bouts. Was pretty awesome to go from being picked on about it to it being meant for motivation and as a compliment instead of a put down.

One last thing the last note AG sent me:
"Thanks... heading to the gas chamber now.... muahaahahahahha"

I told him we needed multiple pictures of the snot! We had a 6'2" record set at ours. A 6'6" guy in our platoon had a string of snot from his nose all the way to the ground, the more he blew it the more just came out but it wouldn't break off. Was insane!!!!!! Mine wasn't too bad, I would rather do the chamber than run 5 miles in formation again.
 
Funny how this story has come full circle AG...now you are the man breaking balls!! Gotta love that...huh HULK???
 
LOL the Hulk story was from me. Not the Major, although can you imagine a guy almost as big and taller than the Major with a pugil stick, or for that matter bigger than AG and taller like say XT or TG, man you could not get out of their range to save your life. Don't let the padding fool you either those things ring your bell when you take a good hit. More of a disorienting thump than a lot of pain but still.
 
gwls said:
I was once told, he enemy never sleeps....
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Did you tell them WRONG they sleep in rotation just like we do! LOL Funny on a place obsessed with recovery how suddenly we are touting no sleep.

How does Z-Ro say it.
I'm Military minded, I'm a Mutha Fuggin Soldier!
 
Thanks for posting those kleen! Got more, just hard to get them on.
Went to the gym and had a decent lift. Only had cereal with a pop tart for breakfast and sunflower seeds for lunch... love the field in the army.
HS chest press, flat one
3 plates plus 25 per side
Incline flies
65' s
CONTEST LIFT
two hand overhead DB Extension
140-4 pr city. All were nice and clean. Did 100 x 20 after four sets just to burn out
BB bent over rows
Ended with 295 x 3 felt great and pr
DB curls
Four sets
Shrugs
Three sets.

I HATE TYPING ON A PHONE LOL
 
AG, still bein a tough son of a bitch up in here!

Haha, cadets...

I had to go through the gas chamber again before this last deployment. Just incase the taliban got ahold of riot control grenades....

Edit* i guess the reasoning was to make sure our gas masks worked. And they worked, it worked great until they make you take them off haha.
 
I like the part they normally don't tell you about said masks. The canister only lasts 15 minutes, so you better be good at running in that ****!!

I hear you AG. We just lost one guy to redeployment and one guy to leave, which brings us down to 3 men for a 24/7 shift...Funny thing is, the reason we are here 24 hours is to watch the Iraqis, who aren't here 24 hours. Uncle Same strike his bull**** hammer again!

Side note: What's the deal with their boots? Did they all go and buy those freaking Danners from the PX? Don't they know wedge sole is far superior to anything o.O
 
Diggin' the pictures. Thanks for the story Kleen!
 
Army Guy said:
CONTEST LIFT
two hand overhead DB Extension
140-4 pr city. All were nice and clean. Did 100 x 20 after four sets just to burn out
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Stellar effort Major!!:usa2: :clap2: :notworthy:
 
Army Guy said:
Thanks for posting those kleen! Got more, just hard to get them on.
Went to the gym and had a decent lift. Only had cereal with a pop tart for breakfast and sunflower seeds for lunch... love the field in the army.
HS chest press, flat one
3 plates plus 25 per side
Incline flies
65' s
CONTEST LIFT
two hand overhead DB Extension
140-4 pr city. All were nice and clean. Did 100 x 20 after four sets just to burn out
BB bent over rows
Ended with 295 x 3 felt great and pr
DB curls
Four sets
Shrugs
Three sets.

I HATE TYPING ON A PHONE LOL
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You're on the Warrior Diet!!
 
Lol you guys are great. as soon as I find a computer, reps to all! Going to play with the big guns today. BOOM BOOM
 
Army Guy said:
Lol you guys are great. as soon as I find a computer, reps to all! Going to play with the big guns today. BOOM BOOM
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Gotta love da big guns!!!

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More Pics From the Major!

Hey guys 2 more pics here.

First I do believe this guy's nose is leaking something...
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carrying the pantie waste who passed out in the chamber home.

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Okay not really, but it fit the scenario... I just felt the need to add a caption since AG's posts are always interesting.
 
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But Major I have sand in my panties!
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thanks Kleen for getting those up. That was tear or CS gas blowing. Those guys were PISSED!!!! lol I was loving it!!!! only 2 threw up though :(
 
I'm digging the pictures in here AG c/o Kleen! Can't wait to get some read deal AG updates back in here though.
 
Lol. Ok time for lift update
DB incline bench
100's for a lot
Cable cross overs
Put it on the fifth plate down, on the top peg, 12 reps. Dropped two holes and 12 more, dropped two, 12 more all non stop and all the way down to peg 12.... was pumped .... about 8 sets
Close grip Tricep extensions
Four sets
Wide pull downs
Four sets
HS preacher curls... three plates
Various shoulder crap, and hit the road.


Wish I could be on here more my brothers, but just know I am training Americas future. Thanks for hanging in here with me.
 
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