How many girls have you kissed, and how old are you?

[muscleupcrohn]

I hate people who keep track of women they kissed like some kind of......... Oops. Wrong thread.

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[muscleupcrohn]

More interesting question. How many people have you kissed that you only thought were girls? Hasn't happened to me, but I've heard stories lol.

 

[Smont]

You should cut back on the meth a little bit.

Its copius amounts of cocaine and goldshloger, meth is for loosers

 

[muscleupcrohn]

Its copius amounts of cocaine and goldshloger, meth is for loosers

Looser than what?

 

[Smont]

Looser than what?

Lol, auto correct i think? Dont remeber

 

[muscleupcrohn]

Lol, auto correct i think? Dont remeber

I mean, I guess girls who do a lot of meth are probably looser? So you’re not wrong? This thread has gone to s**t, well, it pretty much started as s**t haha.

 

[Smont]

I mean, I guess girls who do a lot of meth are probably looser? So you’re not wrong?

Ya, and once there teeth fall out the blowjobs are amazing

 

[Aleksandar37]

Ya, and once there teeth fall out the blowjobs are amazing

Gummers ftw!

 

[Aleksandar37]

More interesting question. How many people have you kissed that you only thought were girls? Hasn't happened to me, but I've heard stories lol.

What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok

 

[muscleupcrohn]

What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok

“There’s a reason they don’t call it Bangc**t.” -Hangover Part II.

 

[Smont]

“There’s a reason they don’t call it Bangc**t.” -Hangover Part II.

We both came at the same time, you were crying, it was bueatiful

 

[muscleupcrohn]

We both came at the same time, you were crying, it was bueatiful

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[muscleupcrohn]

We both came at the same time, you were crying, it was bueatiful

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[aedges]

1 - i am 35 and married to her been together now for 19 years

 

[hairygrandpa]

1 - i am 35 and married to her been together now for 19 years

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[DemntedCowboy]

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^^^What he said

 

[aedges]

im not, i am happy

If most guys prefer to jump around from woman to woman that's their business but its not for me

 

[Aleksandar37]

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[puccah8808]

Gummers ftw!

I had a friend who was a gummer. Lmao, she use to always brag about her head game....

 

[Aleksandar37]

I had a friend who was a gummer. Lmao, she use to always brag about her head game....

Well I guess it's something to look forward to whenever I end up in a nursing home

 

[puccah8808]

Well I guess it's something to look forward to whenever I end up in a nursing home

Lolol, she was 17 and no front teeth. Saw her a few months ago (we’re 36 now) and she still doesn’t have teeth!!

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Lolol, she was 17 and no front teeth. Saw her a few months ago (we’re 36 now) and she still doesn’t have teeth!!

Hasn't that girl ever heard of Dental Insurance and Implants. Lol

 

[UCSMiami]

what a stupid thread. Typical of new gen.

 

[Smont]

what a stupid thread. Typical of new gen.

I was assuming the op was 16 when i opened the thread. Its not stupid, its sad.

 

[puccah8808]

What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?

 

[DemntedCowboy]

What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?

18 months, cause I was in Baghdad. Lol

 

[puccah8808]

18 months, cause I was in Baghdad. Lol

In Afghanistan, my friend who’s usually a 4 became a 10+!!!!

 

[Aleksandar37]

What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?

I had a dry spell from about 2 until 9. Priests count, right?

 

[puccah8808]

I had a dry spell from about 2 until 9. Priests count, right?

Omg!!!! It’s been over 2 years for me!!!

 

[muscleupcrohn]

What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?

I'm assuming this is after having sex for the first time? Otherwise the vast majority of people's number will be from birth to their fist time haha.

 

[DemntedCowboy]

In Afghanistan, my friend who’s usually a 4 became a 10+!!!!

I was in the Infantry. We where out on smaller bases. No women anywhere around. Except for locals, and that wasnt happening. Dont want a son that grows up to be a terrorist

 

[puccah8808]

I'm assuming this is after having sex for the first time? Otherwise the vast majority of people's number will be from birth to their fist time haha.

Fisting is not so bad...

 

[puccah8808]

I was in the Infantry. We where out on smaller bases. No women anywhere around. Except for locals, and that wasnt happening. Dont want a son that grows up to be a terrorist

Or syphilis in the throat! Haha

 

[Aleksandar37]

Fisting is not so bad...

With an open mind like that, I don't know how it's been 2 years lol

 

[muscleupcrohn]

Fisting is not so bad...

Haha, that was supposed to be first. Oh well.
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[DemntedCowboy]

Or syphilis in the throat! Haha

That would be the goats. They got to hide from some the locals. Lol

 

[hairygrandpa]

What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?

48 hours, if 5 fingers do count.

 

[DemntedCowboy]

48 hours, if 5 fingers do count.

You dont have goats there like the Iraqi's

 

[puccah8808]

With an open mind like that, I don't know how it's been 2 years lol

Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.

Haha, that was supposed to be first. Oh well.
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Happy endings.... Amazing stuff...

That would be the goats. They got to hide from some the locals. Lol

I actually watched a documentary on it! Crazy!!!

 

[hairygrandpa]

You dont have goats there like the Iraqi's

I only have 3 cats available. Every time I approach them, they claim to have headache.

 

[franks009]

Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.


Saying things like this lead me to believe that your itchin to end that dry spell lol

 

[puccah8808]

Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.


Saying things like this lead me to believe that your itchin to end that dry spell lol

Haha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Haha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!

No jumping into things is the reason I have 2 ex-wives.

 

[franks009]

Haha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!

Not at all lol thats kinda what i assumed. I wasnt expecting you to just start making phone calls haha

 

[puccah8808]

No jumping into things is the reason I have 2 ex-wives.

Cuz they sucked in bed and you didn’t know until it was too late?

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Cuz they sucked in bed and you didn’t know until it was too late?

No, because I wasnt the only one they where sleeping with, which was a surprise cause they where horrible in bed. Lol

 

[muscleupcrohn]

No, because I wasnt the only one they where sleeping with, which was a surprise cause they where horrible in bed. Lol

They were just practicing to get better.

/sarcasm

 

[DemntedCowboy]

They were just practicing to get better.

/sarcasm

Maybe. But, with every guy in my unit. Lol

 

[muscleupcrohn]

Maybe. But, with every guy in my unit. Lol

Maybe they were so bad that no one would give them a second practice session?

Sorry man, sometimes people suck (at sucking).

 

[hairygrandpa]

Maybe. But, with every guy in my unit. Lol

Maybe she did it for you? Gaining experience to please you better? You should thank her for pre-lubing when going to bed with you.



Sorry, had to.... LMAO