There's other places to bite and scratch. Lol!There is the prong collar with the spikes.
There's other places to bite and scratch. Lol!There is the prong collar with the spikes.
The best thing ever (when the girl is on top), have her sit all the way down to the base, then have her grind as she leans back (and you pull her back and forth by her hips) - make her squirt all over your chest and face! (and the wall most likely too)I personally like to be on bottom, and drive it in while they drop down on top. Really, hit it deep.
I had:The best thing ever (when the girl is on top), have her sit all the way down to the base, then have her grind as she leans back (and you pull her back and forth by her hips) - make her squirt all over your chest and face! (and the wall most likely too)
By silent zombie I’m assuming (fcuking praying) you don’t mean she was dead? LolI had:
-screamer
-grunter
-moaner
-dirty language shouters
-silent zombies
-loud quiefer
But never a squirter, thank god!
Edit: Are you sure it wasn't a chick with a dick urinating?
Nah, but rigid and quiet, like some of your hookers.By silent zombie I’m assuming (fcuking praying) you don’t mean she was dead? Lol
Haha, yeah they are the worst. When on coke it’s hard enough to blow your load, her looking at her watch and texting her crack dealer while your rutting away doesn’t help one get over the finish line you knowNah, but rigid and quiet, like some of your hookers.
I forgot the one that had narcolepsy, not kidding. She passed out switching the positions. As soon as she got on top, she keeled over.Haha, yeah they are the worst. When on coke it’s hard enough to blow your load, her looking at her watch and texting her crack dealer while your rutting away doesn’t help one get over the finish line you know
Haha, did you try to wake her, finish anyway or roll her off and sort yourself out?I forgot the one that had narcolepsy, not kidding. She passed out switching the positions. As soon as she got on top, she keeled over.
She rolled of the bed and hit the floor. Session was canceled because she bumped her head and needed stitches.Haha, did you try to wake her, finish anyway or roll her off and sort yourself out?
She ate a load of peanuts. You pulled out her azz and she sh1t on your belly????Have you any idea how well peanut bits cling to belly hair? I do.
Not while pulling out. It went OVER my willy while sticking it in -and shoot over my belly up to the chest, with a a squishing sound. It felt like a warm hailstorm. I remember clearly. Damn. It took me years to get the courage and try butt games again.She ate a load of peanuts. You pulled out her azz and she sh1t on your belly????
That’s the only way I’m seeing this knitting together right now
Pretty sure you invented a sex position there lol. The dirty circus? The hungry elephant? One of those should workNot while pulling out. It went OVER my willy while sticking it in -and shoot over my belly up to the chest, with a a squishing sound. It felt like a warm hailstorm. I remember clearly. Damn. It took me years to get the courage and try butt games again.
And yes, she told me she ate peanuts, I was wondering and hoping it not to be parasite eggs -or something.
The Elephant Sneeze.Pretty sure you invented a sex position there lol. The dirty circus? The hungry elephant? One of those should work
Brilliant!The Elephant Sneeze.
Just for clarification, it was not my mother.This motherfcuker said a warm hailstorm
But was she a mother?Just for clarification, it was not my mother.
And you just casually forgot about that? lmaoShe rolled of the bed and hit the floor. Session was canceled because she bumped her head and needed stitches.
About her fainting? Did not know she had this condition, only afterwards, happened every time she drunk alcohol.And you just casually forgot about that? lmao
Not unless she uses the other holeBut was she a mother?
The real question is were you and real man and continued?Just for clarification, it was not my mother.
Nah....man, but I pissed on her under the shower as retribution. (never happened, LOL)The real question is were you and real man and continued?