How many girls have you kissed, and how old are you?

[christ83189]

Haha, miss that the most!!!!


Lol, miss those 3 am wake up calls!!! “In the mood” for me is all day long... haha

Same with my wife lol

 

[ManimalPatB]

Ive kissed ALL the girls and I am a HIGHLANDER

 

[christ83189]

Ive kissed ALL the girls and I am a HIGHLANDER

Nice

 

[Whisky]

Probably feels self conscious because what’s not to love?

I’m with you on that one brother lol

 

[Outofbody]

I’m with you on that one brother lol

This woman I'm seeing now was also very self conscious about trying it. But one day I just dove in and surprised her while using a hitachi wand on her too (while she was on her hands and knees) and now she's hooked. She sees the light.

 

[puccah8808]

This woman I'm seeing now was also very self conscious about trying it. But one day I just dove in and surprised her while using a hitachi wand on her too (while she was on her hands and knees) and now she's hooked. She sees the light.

Haha... I had a “friend” for over 5 years and I had to cut him off 2 years ago because it became the same bs routine. He messaged me last week and I told him to show his gf our videos so she can fcuk him right, then I blocked him. A**hole...

 

[Outofbody]

I told him to show his gf our videos so she can fcuk him right

Fcuk him? Like with a strapon?

I don't get how people can have the same routine over and over. I'm always coming up with some wild things to try. I just get some pushback with some things because not everyone is into rough/intense/angry or fetishy sex (even though their orgasms say otherwise).

 

[puccah8808]

Fcuk him? Like with a strapon?

I don't get how people can have the same routine over and over. I'm always coming up with some wild things to try. I just get some pushback with some things because not everyone is into rough/intense/angry or fetishy sex (even though their orgasms say otherwise).

Haha, I agree. And yes, I’ve done that to him.., lmao, crazy when a little persuasion will do!

 

[lukehayd]

No clue how many girls I've kissed. Pretty sure I was over 40 kissed before I was out of grade school. Almost got kicked out of preschool when I was 4 for taking a cute girl to the back room and "playing" with each other. That was also the first time I kissed the other lips.

Longest I've gone without sex in the past 13 years is 3 1/2 weeks but that was after she had our daughter. After 13 years together, we still have sex at least once a day.

 

[Outofbody]

Haha, I agree. And yes, I’ve done that to him.., lmao, crazy when a little persuasion will do!

Nah it's not too crazy I don't think. It's a man's g-spot. Strapons are popular these days and fairly common amongst heterosexual couples! Now if you're talking a 12"er, then that gets into fetishy submissive territory lol

 

[puccah8808]

Nah it's not too crazy I don't think. It's a man's g-spot. Strapons are popular these days and fairly common amongst heterosexual couples! Now if you're talking a 12"er, then that gets into fetishy submissive territory lol

Lol, it’s funny... the guys I’ve done that to were all in the military!!!!

 

[christ83189]

Lol, it’s funny... the guys I’ve done that to were all in the military!!!!

Aint never gonna happen here. Fck that

 

[hairygrandpa]

Lol, it’s funny... the guys I’ve done that to were all in the military!!!!

Did they bring the device to you -or do you have it "casually" laying around?

 

[puccah8808]

Aint never gonna happen here. Fck that

Never say never...

Did they bring the device to you -or do you have it "casually" laying around?

Ummm... some have them laying around. A few times I got them a gift. Depends on my mood. *Dom*

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Lol, it’s funny... the guys I’ve done that to were all in the military!!!!

Had to be Navy, and Marines. Lol

 

[christ83189]

Never say never...


Ummm... some have them laying around. A few times I got them a gift. Depends on my mood. *Dom*

This is one thing im 100% confident in saying never. No *** sh1t for this guy

 

[puccah8808]

Had to be Navy, and Marines. Lol

One special forces, one Air Force, and one regular army guy.

This is one thing im 100% confident in saying never. No *** sh1t for this guy

You never know...

 

[hairygrandpa]

One special forces, one Air Force, and one regular army guy.

You never know...

LOL, special forces, the name implies it. "Special" and "forcing".

 

[Outofbody]

Lol, it’s funny... the guys I’ve done that to were all in the military!!!!

Makes sense. Military people are intense / like intense things.

Personally, I like to be super rough just as much as I like women being rough with me. Especially where it comes to brutal facesitting/smothering/slapping/choking anything intense :switch:

 

[DemntedCowboy]

One special forces, one Air Force, and one regular army guy.



You never know...

Special Forces guys are freaks for anything, Air Force need excitement in their life, and the Army guy....Well what can I say, Don't Ask, Don't Tell

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Makes sense. Military people are intense / like intense things.

Personally, I like to be super rough just as much as I like women being rough with me. Especially where it comes to brutal facesitting/smothering/slapping/choking anything intense :switch:

Yeah we like intense, but not like that. You wouldnt come anywhere close to me with one of those things.

 

[puccah8808]

Have you guys ever had anyone who was just a lazy fcuk????

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Have you guys ever had anyone who was just a lazy fcuk????

Yeah first wife was a log

 

[SFreed]

Yeah first wife was a hog

Fixed it for you. (we've seen the picture)

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Fixed it for you. (we've seen the picture)

True. Lol

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Fixed it for you. (we've seen the picture)

I would rep you if I was online. Lol

 

[puccah8808]

I’ve never been the log but instead the “I’m going to be his fcuking best ever.”

Ironically, just got an email from a guy I hooked up with 8 years ago. It was one damn time and he still remembers it. Lmao, he wants to “meet” up next weekend. I don’t effn think so!!! Hahahaha

 

[DemntedCowboy]

I’ve never been the log but instead the “I’m going to be his fcuking best ever.”

Ironically, just got an email from a guy I hooked up with 8 years ago. It was one damn time and he still remembers it. Lmao, he wants to “meet” up next weekend. I don’t effn think so!!! Hahahaha

You must have been his first....And Only. Not saying anything bad about you. But, if your the only one he remembers after 8 years. You where his first. And obviously he hasnt had any since

 

[DemntedCowboy]

I’ve never been the log but instead the “I’m going to be his fcuking best ever.”

Ironically, just got an email from a guy I hooked up with 8 years ago. It was one damn time and he still remembers it. Lmao, he wants to “meet” up next weekend. I don’t effn think so!!! Hahahaha

I personally like to be on bottom, and drive it in while they drop down on top. Really, hit it deep.

 

[puccah8808]

You must have been his first....And Only. Not saying anything bad about you. But, if your the only one he remembers after 8 years. You where his first. And obviously he hasnt had any since

Hahah, I think I was his first “I don’t give a sh*t what you do to me!”

 

[hairygrandpa]

Have you guys ever had anyone who was just a lazy fcuk????

Yep, rigid like a surfboard -but that changed when I suddenly shot the load in her face. Since then she turned into a test pilot.

 

[puccah8808]

Yep, rigid like a surfboard -but that changed when I suddenly shot the load in her face. Since then she turned into a test pilot.

Lmao, you’re the worst! Haha

 

[hairygrandpa]

Lmao, you’re the worst! Haha

Actually, I'm holding back a little...or should I tell?
Okay...I tell.

I was training guard dogs regularly at the park when I met a girl that had that freaky something, I meant, she was so cold and sort of humorless. I thought I just go for it and obedience train her.
We went to a motel. I packed out: the steal spiked collar, the leather muzzle from my rottweiler, a leash and a whip.
Put the prong collar around her neck, leash on, muzzle on, whipped her azz while riding, demanding that she barks with every thrust.
Worked flawlessly. She never said a word -but I did not see her again.

 

[BlockBuilder]

Ive been hooking up
With this one chick recently who is obsessed with wanting to “massage my prostate.” Never has a girl stick a finger up my butt and she wants to so badly. I don’t know what to do

 

[hairygrandpa]

Ive been hooking up
With this one chick recently who is obsessed with wanting to “massage my prostate.” Never has a girl stick a finger up my butt and she wants to so badly. I don’t know what to do

First: Go to the bathroom and make sure there is no torpedo in the tube.

 

[Aleksandar37]

First: Go to the bathroom and make sure there is no torpedo in the tube.

Nah. Treat it like a cracker jack box. She'll never suggest it again lol

 

[Whisky]

Actually, I'm holding back a little...or should I tell?
Okay...I tell.

I was training guard dogs regularly at the park when I met a girl that had that freaky something, I meant, she was so cold and sort of humorless. I thought I just go for it and obedience train her.
We went to a motel. I packed out: the steal spiked collar, the leather muzzle from my rottweiler, a leash and a whip.
Put the prong collar around her neck, leash on, muzzle on, whipped her azz while riding, demanding that she barks with every trust.
Worked flawlessly. She never said a word -but I did not see her again.

Pmsl but now have images in my head that will stop me sleeping tonight lol

 

[Whisky]

Have you guys ever had anyone who was just a lazy fcuk????

Many times to be honest, the younger (as in between 18 and 23 year olds were generally pretty boring (I was also that age at the time) - I did get it on with a few who were mid 30’s/early 40’s and they were awesome. Not afraid to say what they wanted but they had some tricks up their sleeves as well. Good times

The ones that used to annoy me were the hookers that were lazy, I mean I good damn paying for this and their just laying their looking at the clock. General rule of thumb was the earlier in the evening you got one the better she was, I actually started going around 6pm before getting on the session as it was more enjoyable and because it was before the coke had started I had no problems bringing the little man to attention....

 

[hairygrandpa]

Pmsl but now have images in my head that will stop me sleeping tonight lol

LOL, don't worry, males are safe from me.

 

[Outofbody]

Have you guys ever had anyone who was just a lazy fcuk????

Last fall, one of the best partners I've ever had was pretty lazy actually. But she was the best because she was super submissive and would let me do anything to her, the rougher the better. Plus, you can only do so much when you're tied up, so it didn't matter that she was lazy. She was so submissive though that she would never initiate any act on me when I wanted her attention turned back to me, and I'd have to order her what do, so that was a bit annoying, but once I got past that, it was actually great. I prefer women who are switch though (naturally switch between dominant and submissive).

 

[puccah8808]

Lol, you guys are so crazy! And they say men don’t talk about s*x!!! I love reading these while on the light rail! Hahah

 

[lukehayd]

Lol, you guys are so crazy! And they say men don’t talk about s*x!!! I love reading these while on the light rail! Hahah

WHO says men don't talk about sex?!?!?! That's just plain silly!

 

[lukehayd]

BTW, like your new avi puccah8808.
Too bad it's cropped.

 

[puccah8808]

WHO says men don't talk about sex?!?!?! That's just plain silly!

Haha, I only talk about licking butt...

BTW, like your new avi puccah8808.
Too bad it's cropped.

Hahah, I had to crop it or I would get in trouble... you’ve either seen it before or your imagination is naughty!

 

[puccah8808]

My coworker told me today that she has no sex drive and never really had. She’s only 23 and been married for a few years. I told her to just wait til she’s in her 30’s and it’ll be a completely different story.

 

[lukehayd]

Haha, I only talk about licking butt...


Hahah, I had to crop it or I would get in trouble... you’ve either seen it before or your imagination is naughty!

I like licking........ females........ all over.

I just might have a naughty imagination........

 

[lukehayd]

My coworker told me today that she has no sex drive and never really had. She’s only 23 and been married for a few years. I told her to just wait til she’s in her 30’s and it’ll be a completely different story.

She's probably just never had an orgasm or at least not a good one. Her husband obviously doesn't pay attention to her erogenous zones. Probably a 2 pump chump.
I dated a girl like that and made her gush. After that, she wouldn't leave me alone even after we broke up. She was one of my stalkers. Lol!

 

[hairygrandpa]

I would kiss girls more often during sex -but they always have that dog muzzle over their mouth and look in the wrong direction.

 

[lukehayd]

I would kiss girls more often during sex -but they always have that dog muzzle over their mouth and look in the wrong direction.

Well, that's when you just bite them on the neck.

 

[hairygrandpa]

Well, that's when you just bite them on the neck.

There is the prong collar with the spikes.