muscleupcrohn
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How many girls have you kissed, and how old are you?
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muscleupcrohn
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More interesting question. How many people have you kissed that you only thought were girls? Hasn't happened to me, but I've heard stories lol.
Smont
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Its copius amounts of cocaine and goldshloger, meth is for loosersYou should cut back on the meth a little bit.
muscleupcrohn
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Looser than what?
Smont
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Lol, auto correct i think? Dont remeberLooser than what?
muscleupcrohn
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I mean, I guess girls who do a lot of meth are probably looser? So you’re not wrong? This thread has gone to s**t, well, it pretty much started as s**t haha.
Smont
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Ya, and once there teeth fall out the blowjobs are amazing
Aleksandar37
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Gummers ftw!
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What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok
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“There’s a reason they don’t call it Bangc**t.” -Hangover Part II.
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We both came at the same time, you were crying, it was bueatiful
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DemntedCowboy
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^^^What he said
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I had a friend who was a gummer. Lmao, she use to always brag about her head game....
Aleksandar37
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I had a friend who was a gummer. Lmao, she use to always brag about her head game....
Well I guess it's something to look forward to whenever I end up in a nursing home
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Lolol, she was 17 and no front teeth. Saw her a few months ago (we’re 36 now) and she still doesn’t have teeth!!
DemntedCowboy
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Hasn't that girl ever heard of Dental Insurance and Implants. Lol
Smont
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I was assuming the op was 16 when i opened the thread. Its not stupid, its sad.
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What’s the longest you’ve gone without having sex?
DemntedCowboy
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18 months, cause I was in Baghdad. Lol
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18 months, cause I was in Baghdad. Lol
In Afghanistan, my friend who’s usually a 4 became a 10+!!!!
Aleksandar37
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I had a dry spell from about 2 until 9. Priests count, right?
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muscleupcrohn
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I'm assuming this is after having sex for the first time? Otherwise the vast majority of people's number will be from birth to their fist time haha.
DemntedCowboy
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I was in the Infantry. We where out on smaller bases. No women anywhere around. Except for locals, and that wasnt happening. Dont want a son that grows up to be a terroristIn Afghanistan, my friend who’s usually a 4 became a 10+!!!!
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Fisting is not so bad...
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I was in the Infantry. We where out on smaller bases. No women anywhere around. Except for locals, and that wasnt happening. Dont want a son that grows up to be a terrorist
Or syphilis in the throat! Haha
Aleksandar37
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With an open mind like that, I don't know how it's been 2 years lol
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Haha, that was supposed to be first. Oh well.
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DemntedCowboy
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That would be the goats. They got to hide from some the locals. Lol
hairygrandpa
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48 hours, if 5 fingers do count.
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Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.
Happy endings.... Amazing stuff...
I actually watched a documentary on it! Crazy!!!
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You dont have goats there like the Iraqi's
I only have 3 cats available. Every time I approach them, they claim to have headache.
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Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.
Saying things like this lead me to believe that your itchin to end that dry spell lol
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Haha, I get the usual “let’s hang out” text but they don’t deserve the sloppy h*ad and p*rnstar s*x!!! And.... people are super careless these days.
Saying things like this lead me to believe that your itchin to end that dry spell lol
Haha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!
DemntedCowboy
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No jumping into things is the reason I have 2 ex-wives.Haha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!
franks009
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Not at all lol thats kinda what i assumed. I wasnt expecting you to just start making phone calls hahaHaha, not quite... I miss it but want to wait for a serious relationship... Asking for too much?!
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Maybe she did it for you? Gaining experience to please you better? You should thank her for pre-lubing when going to bed with you.
Sorry, had to.... LMAO