Haha! I went to look and thought it was going to be something funny, and got caught totally of guard.
Honestly I just have a pure hatred for a victim mentality. Anyone causing their own problem, or not working to fix it but laying the blame on someone else has a victim mentality to me. That attitude drives me nuts! It really could have been any situation where one person was aware of a problem but rather than trying to fix it they sweep it under the rug, then blame someone else when they trip over it.
Don't get me wrong... I have had my share of "unintentional quickies" in my time, like I would assume most men have. I am not a Super STUD in the bedroom or hung like a horse. I would like to think I do alright & have been led to believe so, but that first one can be slippery! The 2nd one, you probably won't finish me off. I love foreplay too, which ins't that common or seems to be from what women say. When I was single I would "pre-game" when I knew it was going to go down for sure. Get in on the second nut and they think you are a porn star!!!!!! Now that I am a little older though things are much easier to control too!!! Sometimes I don't even get to finish which is fine. It is the activity I love not so much the culmination.
The problem here is not how well you do it, but the frequency. If someone likes the way they look when sucked in staying sucked in all the time would be better for ther appearance. So with the sucking, it isn't just doing it well but often enough that keeps a man!
Obviously just being silly here... or am I?