Douchebags at the gym...

[puccah8808]

I ran a 5k a few days ago and some lady douche with the most perfect ass ever created ran by me... In yoga pants... Covered by a yoga skirt.

Whoever created skirts to go over yoga pants can go **** themselves.

The **** that comes outta your mouth, cracks me up!!!

 

[Wrivest]

I ran a 5k a few days ago and some lady douche with the most perfect ass ever created ran by me... In yoga pants... Covered by a yoga skirt. Whoever created skirts to go over yoga pants can go **** themselves.

this makes me sad....I'm
Sorry you had to go through that!

 

[DJBeanPole]

this makes me sad....I'm
Sorry you had to go through that!

When I saw her run by I was like ALRIGHT! About time I had some motivation to follow!





NOPE.

 

[raulob72]

I ran a 5k a few days ago and some lady douche with the most perfect ass ever created ran by me... In yoga pants... Covered by a yoga skirt.

Whoever created skirts to go over yoga pants can go **** themselves.

Agree 1000%

 

[GeekPoop]

I was a total douche yesterday thinking: There's 50 open cardio machines and you come use the one next to me?!?

I'd do that, I get lonely

 

[puccah8808]

I'd do that, I get lonely

Let's do 60 minutes of stairs!!!

 

[GeekPoop]

Let's do 60 minutes of stairs!!!

it's a date! I must really have to hate myself to do that long of stair stepping!

 

[puccah8808]

it's a date! I must really have to hate myself to do that long of stair stepping!

Lol, you lovvvvve it!

 

[IrishSoldier]

Everytime I go to lift I get stuck behind a group of all these black kids. They have like 8 people going at my machines that I want and talk soo long and look at girls asses instead of lifting. Idc if you check out girls but move ffs

 

[DJBeanPole]

Everytime I go to lift I get stuck behind a group of all these black kids. They have like 8 people going at my machines that I want and talk soo long and look at girls asses instead of lifting. Idc if you check out girls but move ffs

Come on man, black people aren't the only ones that look at hot girls' asses.

 

[smoker145]

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Come on man, black people aren't the only ones that look at hot girls' asses.

Lets not get racist here. Groups of friends in general is annoying. And everyone takes a glance once in awhile. It just happens, you can't fight it

 

[DJBeanPole]

Lets not get racist here. Groups of friends in general is annoying. And everyone takes a glance once in awhile. It just happens, you can't fight it

lol I wasn't I was being sarcastic

 

[smoker145]

lol I wasn't I was being sarcastic

I gotcha bud.
I experienced a douchebag last night. I was doing hammers seated and this kid comes up besides me and is doing like swinging front raises. He was ridiculously close to hitting me. So I stopped and bert stared him. I thought he got the message, but then a minute later he did it again! At least wait til I'm done before you almost clock me in the head with your dumbell. Geez

 

[tjbruno]

Groups of friends in general is annoying.

totally agree. it's never a group of friends with any type of physique either. it's always 1 guy who looks like he's been lifting for a little while and 3 or 4 twig/fat groupies.

There's no free guest policy where I'm at and it helps to keep the riff raff out.

 

[CountryLiftin]

totally agree. it's never a group of friends with any type of physique either. it's always 1 guy who looks like he's been lifting for a little while and 3 or 4 twig/fat groupies.

There's no free guest policy where I'm at and it helps to keep the riff raff out.

Hey don't make fun of my friends! Lol.

But honestly what's wrong with some people trying to learn and start lifting. No one started training already jacked. If they are annoying or immature I understand but they will likely learn. I don't see the big deal.

Anyways these 2 bros today, not really DBS but both training in white v neck t shirts. Of course once I get out of my sweat clothes after squats I'm wearing a white t as well... Not a v neck. But we all look so stupid. Haha. They were doing like Db shoulders and banded tricep crap the whole time. Then preacher curling what I db curl in one hand haha. They were gawking when I started ATG squatting 325 for reps and I just laugh to myself thinking of some of the guys on here who rep in the 500s and are only 20 pounds heavier than man. They have no idea.

 

[smoker145]

Nothing wrong with people learning to lift. It's when they take up huge amounts of space, are loud, and act like dicks. Like the one kid a year ago at my gym, who looked new to lifting; he would shout gains after every pull up. Srs

 

[CincyKiller45]

Ahh, there's this MF'r at my gym that needs to get his a$$ beat. There's a speed bag at my gym and he literally punches it as hard as he can. It's a SPEED bag. It's annoying as hell when I'm trying to get prepared for a ME deadlift and the sound of the speed bag is louder than the disturbed blasting through my headphones.

Then he goes to the heavy bag, clearly has no experience with his hands, punches it like a clown then proceeds to backhand b1tch slap it. i guess the other day he was doing this and he looked around and said, "I wish someone would try to fight me." Lol. Totally oblivious.

He also broke the chains, which is the main reason I want to hospitalize him.

 

[iparatroop]

Ahh, there's this MF'r at my gym that needs to get his a$$ beat. There's a speed bag at my gym and he literally punches it as hard as he can. It's a SPEED bag. It's annoying as hell when I'm trying to get prepared for a ME deadlift and the sound of the speed bag is louder than the disturbed blasting through my headphones. Then he goes to the heavy bag, clearly has no experience with his hands, punches it like a clown then proceeds to backhand b1tch slap it. i guess the other day he was doing this and he looked around and said, "I wish someone would try to fight me." Lol. Totally oblivious. He also broke the chains, which is the main reason I want to hospitalize him.

Wait, why are you still listening to Disturbed?

 

[CincyKiller45]

Wait, why are you still listening to Disturbed?

What you mean? I love it.

 

[iparatroop]

What you mean? I love it.

I'm messing with you. You push more weight than I do, maybe I should listen to Disturbed.

 

[CincyKiller45]

I'm messing with you. You push more weight than I do, maybe I should listen to Disturbed.

Lol, Disturbed will add 100 lbs to your total. Fact.

But, to each their own. I have to be in the right mind set, or probably wrong, to listen to it. I don't envision myself cruising to the local grocery store listening to "violence fetish", haha.

 

[iparatroop]

Lol, Disturbed will add 100 lbs to your total. Fact. But, to each their own. I have to be in the right mind set, or probably wrong, to listen to it. I don't envision myself cruising to the local grocery store listening to "violence fetish", haha.

Tune into Whitechapel on Pandora for PRs. Report back with results.

 

[McCrew530]

Who ever runs my gym is the DB today. Who the hell has the AC on when its 50 deg outside the f-ing gym is already an ice box but to have the AC and fans going like its the middle of summer out is dumb!

 

[lukehayd]

Who ever runs my gym is the DB today. Who the hell has the AC on when its 50 deg outside the f-ing gym is already an ice box but to have the AC and fans going like its the middle of summer out is dumb!

So you don't get icky from that nasty stuff they call sweat. It's just so gross! (said in a stereotypical homo voice)

 

[herderdude]

Lol, Disturbed will add 100 lbs to your total. Fact.

But, to each their own. I have to be in the right mind set, or probably wrong, to listen to it. I don't envision myself cruising to the local grocery store listening to "violence fetish", haha.

Lol first point is fact. However, I would listen to Disturbed on my way to a christening, no problem.

 

[McCrew530]

So you don't get icky from that nasty stuff they call sweat. It's just so gross! (said in a stereotypical homo voice)

sees sweat... does this....

 

[lukehayd]

Is that your gym owner? Lol!

 

[McCrew530]

Is that your gym owner? Lol!

LOL no but now that you mention it it does look like one of the front desk guys

 

[EatMoar]

i hate those people that squat in my curl rack. srs. all they do is go below parallel with perfect form with loads of weight. why do dey do dis?! im just tryna get da pumpZ so i can haz ladies feelin mah gunZ all night. srs.

 

[Wrivest]

i hate those people that squat in my curl rack. srs. all they do is go below parallel with perfect form with loads of weight. why do dey do dis?! im just tryna get da pumpZ so i can haz ladies feelin mah gunZ all night. srs.

fugged up part is, there are people that actually think this way!! Makes me want to kick puppies!!!

 

[EatMoar]

fugged up part is, there are people that actually think this way!! Makes me want to kick puppies!!!

Alright Wrivest calm your tittes dont kick any puppies over here. actually i was talking about lifting to a past trainer who i ahvent seen in awhile and i went all scientific on him and then he reciprocated. then at the end of our convo he said "wow i havent had an intellectual conversation about lifting in so long, everyone just wants to do bicep curls and im here gaining off compounds". so much win.

 

[Wrivest]

Alright Wrivest calm your tittes dont kick any puppies over here. actually i was talking about lifting to a past trainer who i ahvent seen in awhile and i went all scientific on him and then he reciprocated. then at the end of our convo he said "wow i havent had an intellectual conversation about lifting in so long, everyone just wants to do bicep curls and im here gaining off compounds". so much win.

consider my titties calmed...woosaahhhh

 

[DJBeanPole]

Mmm titties.

 

[McCrew530]

I got a call from a friend of man who wanted me to look over the work out plan he had just paid a "personal trainer" to make up for him. Guess how many leg days ZERO not even a single stretch for legs!

 

[DJBeanPole]

I got a call from a friend of man who wanted me to look over the work out plan he had just paid a "personal trainer" to make up for him. Guess how many leg days ZERO not even a single stretch for legs!

Only myself and a handful of other bros at my gym actually train legs. Feelsgoodman.jpg

 

[PumpHouse]

A lot of people train legs at my gym. But it's mostly half squats, crappy RDLs that they say are Deadlifts and a few machines.

 

[JD261985]

fugged up part is, there are people that actually think this way!! Makes me want to kick puppies!!!

And talk like that..lets not forget about that lol

 

[McCrew530]

Only myself and a handful of other bros at my gym actually train legs. Feelsgoodman.jpg

It just feels good putting 3-400 lbs on a bar and making it move

 

[fame126]

It just feels good putting 3-400 lbs on a bar and making it move

just make sure u rack those 8-10 plates!! or else ur a douche nothing i hate more than seeing a leg press machine stacked with 45's and no one using it

 

[McCrew530]

just make sure u rack those 8-10 plates!! or else ur a douche nothing i hate more than seeing a leg press machine stacked with 45's and no one using it

For sure last time I checked my mom wasnt employed by my gym. But...
How bout the guy that stacks the hoist machine till its full gets a spot so that he can extend his arms to their locking point does 1/8th reps then leaves his sh1t there after two sets while walking around like he just did some amazing lift? Saw that 135lb superman today.

 

[puccah8808]

Only myself and a handful of other bros at my gym actually train legs. Feelsgoodman.jpg

I never train legs...

 

[Wrivest]

I never train legs...

lies!!

 

[fame126]

I never train legs...

damn puccah that's ur best Avi yet!! yes fellas im a thirsty sob

 

[mechguy]

damn puccah that's ur best Avi yet!! yes fellas im a thirsty sob

Agree! ?

 

[Rodja]

She has way better ones.

 

[fame126]

She has way better ones.

i know you have gotten the ones we haven't seen huh? a little behind the scenes action? lol

 

[DJBeanPole]

It just feels good putting 3-400 lbs on a bar and making it move

I'll get to 400 (squat!) Soon enough!

 

[ITW]

Puccah is fat

 

[DJBeanPole]

Puccah is fat

Negged

 

[Rodja]

i know you have gotten the ones we haven't seen huh? a little behind the scenes action? lol

If you only knew...