Douchebags at the gym...

[DJBeanPole]

I never liked the show MONK

Lol

 

[puccah8808]

I never liked the show MONK

Ughhhh... The ex use to force me to watch it! Hate it!!!

 

[lukehayd]

Ughhhh... The ex use to force me to watch it! Hate it!!!

Did he tie you in a chair, duct tape you eyes open, strap your head so you couldn't look away and then turn it on for you to watch from 5 feet away?

 

[puccah8808]

Did he tie you in a chair, duct tape you eyes open, strap your head so you couldn't look away and then turn it on for you to watch from 5 feet away?

It was either that or fck. I chose Monk!

 

[kenpoengineer]

Reracking and sorting of weights continually is a form of OCD.

 

[jack_black]

Overalls with no shirt. Weird.

 

[smoker145]

It was either that or fck. I chose Monk!

Lmao. My Ex was all about private practice and Greys anatomy. I can't tell you how many times I got in trouble for falling asleep

 

[DJBeanPole]

Lmao. My Ex was all about private practice and Greys anatomy. I can't tell you how many times I got in trouble for falling asleep

Sounds like my wife. Now if my situation was like puccah's and the only other option was boinking, my wife wouldn't be able to walk right for weeks.

 

[Wrivest]

^^hahah....beanpole said boinking!!!

 

[puccah8808]

Sounds like my wife. Now if my situation was like puccah's and the only other option was boinking, my wife wouldn't be able to walk right for weeks.

Lol... Yeah, boinking once every six months was already too much for me!

 

[puccah8808]

So last night at the gym I saw a guy wearing an elevation mask. To each his own but isn't it mainly for cardio? He was doing legs (lol, yea. Someone was hitting legs)

Also.....

I was talking to someone at the gym last night and I asked if he TRAIN legs.
His reply: I'm not a personal trainer.

He must do physique! I'm kiddddding!!!
<~~~~~ this chick is a freaking douche...

 

[lukehayd]

Lol... Yeah, boinking once every six months was already too much for me!

There you go guys --- she doesn't like boinking! Lol!

 

[puccah8808]

There you go guys --- she doesn't like boinking! Lol!

Eh, too much work!

 

[lukehayd]

Sounds like my wife. Now if my situation was like puccah's and the only other option was boinking, my wife wouldn't be able to walk right for weeks.

If I told my wife "watch this show with me or have sex with me", I would venture to say her response would be to put a movie on for our daughter as she's headed towards the bedroom. At least 9 out of 10 that is.

 

[DJBeanPole]

If I told my wife "watch this show with me or have sex with me", I would venture to say her response would be to put a movie on for our daughter as she's headed towards the bedroom. At least 9 out of 10 that is.

Ha my wife would put a movie on and make me watch it. And I'd be the one to fall asleep.

 

[smoker145]

If I told my wife "watch this show with me or have sex with me", I would venture to say her response would be to put a movie on for our daughter as she's headed towards the bedroom. At least 9 out of 10 that is.

I like to dream too

 

[puccah8808]

I like to dream too

Bonnie Rotten

 

[lukehayd]

I like to dream too

I keep her happy so she keeps me happy. I'm not a selfish lover so I pretty much get it when I want.

 

[smoker145]

I keep her happy so she keeps me happy. I'm not a selfish lover so I pretty much get it when I want.

I'm not sure if this is real life.

 

[lukehayd]

I'm not sure if this is real life.

No, it's the Good life! Still living the honeymoon 7 years now.

 

[DJBeanPole]

I'm not sure if this is real life.

My buddy once told me that from the day you get engaged to day of marriage every time you have sex to put a penny in a jar and keep collecting them until you say I do. Then from marriage til death every time you have sex you take a penny out. You will never run out of pennies.

At first I thought this was a joke but its blatantly clear this is a sad sad truth.

 

[smoker145]

My buddy once told me that from the day you get engaged to day of marriage every time you have sex to put a penny in a jar and keep collecting them until you say I do. Then from marriage til death every time you have sex you take a penny out. You will never run out of pennies.

At first I thought this was a joke but its blatantly clear this is a sad sad truth.

Lol I can definitely see that being true.

 

[DJBeanPole]

[video=youtube;FZBYSG55jXQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBYSG55jXQ[/video]

 

[puccah8808]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBYSG55jXQ"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBYSG55jXQ[/URL]">YouTube Link</a>

BeanPole you crack me up! Soooo mean! Lolol.

 

[jimbuick]

Lol I can definitely see that being true.

I've only been married for 1.5 years and I would already be out of pennies.

 

[lukehayd]

I've only been married for 1.5 years and I would already be out of pennies.

I think I would have been out in the first 3 months. We were worse than rabbits!

 

[smoker145]

I've only been married for 1.5 years and I would already be out of pennies.

Your young thou buddy yea? Like under 25 like me? All I know is when my ex moved in with me it was non stop for 3 months. After that it was all " I just wanna snuggle" or " god is that all youu think about" or the worst " I'm tired baby"

 

[puccah8808]

Ahhhh... Young boys!

 

[jimbuick]

Your young thou buddy yea? Like under 25 like me? All I know is when my ex moved in with me it was non stop for 3 months. After that it was all " I just wanna snuggle" or " god is that all youu think about" or the worst " I'm tired baby"

I am young.

But we've lived together for a few years and that hasn't happened.

 

[smoker145]

I am young.

But we've lived together for a few years and that hasn't happened.

You my friend have a keeper. Congratulations

 

[BLaQz]

Ahhhh... Young boys!

Ahhhh... Old women!

 

[smoker145]

Ahhhh... Young boys!

19 year old crew checking in

 

[puccah8808]

Ahhhh... Old women!

Lol, this old lady does things you guys can't even fathom!

 

[jimbuick]

Lol, this old lady does things you guys can't even fathom!

Like pouting, deleting logs, not knowing how to cook, having her mother cook for her, dealing with menopause, and constantly changing AVIs.

To name a few.

 

[puccah8808]

Like pouting, deleting logs, not knowing how to cook, having her mother cook for her, dealing with menopause, and constantly changing AVIs.

To name a few.

Oh Jim! Lol you know me so well already!!!!! I'm such a brat but this brat gets her way almost all the time!

But ummmm... I'm not strong enough! Can you carry it for me?!

 

[BLaQz]

Lol, this old lady does things you guys can't even fathom!

Like choosing to watch TV over $ex with your man, which is pretty much what all the guys are saying they DON'T like... So yeah... Old women!

 

[puccah8808]

Like choosing to watch TV over $ex with your man, which is pretty much what all the guys are saying they DON'T like... So yeah... Old women!

Lol, nobody wants to have s3x with someone they hate.

 

[BLaQz]

Lol, nobody wants to have s3x with someone they hate.

One would wonder why you'd be with someone you hate in the first place... Moving on...

 

[puccah8808]

One would wonder why you'd be with someone you hate in the first place... Moving on...

Agree!

 

[McCrew530]

Lol, this old lady does things you guys can't even fathom!

You know how to use the wondrous and mystical 4th hole!!!!?????
[video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KTx6PduRBk‎[/video]

 

[puccah8808]

You know how to use the wondrous and mystical 4th hole!!!!?????
Video Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KTx6PduRBk?

I can't load it!

 

[McCrew530]

I can't load it!

The 4th hole in a woman. Discovered by Glen Quagmire in Quahog, Rhode Island. It is located behind the right kneecap and only seen in the right angle. You have to believe its there, kind of like Hogwortz.

 

[puccah8808]

The 4th hole in a woman. Discovered by Glen Quagmire in Quahog, Rhode Island. It is located behind the right kneecap and only seen in the right angle. You have to believe its there, kind of like Hogwortz.

Uh, yah... I don't watch that show. I thought you meant the pee hole. Lol

 

[McCrew530]

Uh, yah... I don't watch that show. I thought you meant the pee hole. Lol

Gilbert Gottfried also did a bit on the 4th hole on the roast of Donald Trump it was epic!
Psh the pee hole how the hell can anything fit in there?

 

[DJBeanPole]

Uh, yah... I don't watch that show. I thought you meant the pee hole. Lol

This is true. How did the infamous Quagmire miscount?

 

[puccah8808]

Gilbert Gottfried also did a bit on the 4th hole on the roast of Donald Trump it was epic!
Psh the pee hole how the hell can anything fit in there?

I saw it in a video once! Pretty interesting!

 

[McCrew530]

This is true. How did the infamous Quagmire miscount?

I wouldn’t say miscounted I would say broke down barriers, replaced social norms and pioneered a new way to ejaculate lol

 

[DJBeanPole]

I wouldn't say miscounted I would say broke down barriers, replaced social norms and pioneered a new way to ejaculate lol

Meh I stopped watching Family Guy after the first Star Wars spoof.

 

[McCrew530]

Meh I stopped watching Family Guy after the first Star Wars spoof.

It has changed for sure but im like a baby getting keys dangled in front of me, easily amused

 

[DJBeanPole]

That ****ing OCD guy was in the gym again organizing the plates. Wasn't so crazy today because he would stop and talk to me about football, powerlifting, Lindsay Logan, Sharknado... You know, the important things in life.