LolI never liked the show MONK
LolI never liked the show MONK
Ughhhh... The ex use to force me to watch it! Hate it!!!I never liked the show MONK
Did he tie you in a chair, duct tape you eyes open, strap your head so you couldn't look away and then turn it on for you to watch from 5 feet away?Ughhhh... The ex use to force me to watch it! Hate it!!!
It was either that or fck. I chose Monk!Did he tie you in a chair, duct tape you eyes open, strap your head so you couldn't look away and then turn it on for you to watch from 5 feet away?
Lmao. My Ex was all about private practice and Greys anatomy. I can't tell you how many times I got in trouble for falling asleepIt was either that or fck. I chose Monk!![]()
Sounds like my wife. Now if my situation was like puccah's and the only other option was boinking, my wife wouldn't be able to walk right for weeks.Lmao. My Ex was all about private practice and Greys anatomy. I can't tell you how many times I got in trouble for falling asleep
Lol... Yeah, boinking once every six months was already too much for me!Sounds like my wife. Now if my situation was like puccah's and the only other option was boinking, my wife wouldn't be able to walk right for weeks.
There you go guys --- she doesn't like boinking! Lol!Lol... Yeah, boinking once every six months was already too much for me!![]()
Eh, too much work!There you go guys --- she doesn't like boinking! Lol!
If I told my wife "watch this show with me or have sex with me", I would venture to say her response would be to put a movie on for our daughter as she's headed towards the bedroom. At least 9 out of 10 that is.Sounds like my wife. Now if my situation was like puccah's and the only other option was boinking, my wife wouldn't be able to walk right for weeks.
Ha my wife would put a movie on and make me watch it. And I'd be the one to fall asleep.If I told my wife "watch this show with me or have sex with me", I would venture to say her response would be to put a movie on for our daughter as she's headed towards the bedroom. At least 9 out of 10 that is.![]()
I like to dream tooIf I told my wife "watch this show with me or have sex with me", I would venture to say her response would be to put a movie on for our daughter as she's headed towards the bedroom. At least 9 out of 10 that is.![]()
Bonnie RottenI like to dream too
I keep her happy so she keeps me happy. I'm not a selfish lover so I pretty much get it when I want.I like to dream too
I'm not sure if this is real life.I keep her happy so she keeps me happy. I'm not a selfish lover so I pretty much get it when I want.
No, it's the Good life! Still living the honeymoon 7 years now.I'm not sure if this is real life.
My buddy once told me that from the day you get engaged to day of marriage every time you have sex to put a penny in a jar and keep collecting them until you say I do. Then from marriage til death every time you have sex you take a penny out. You will never run out of pennies.I'm not sure if this is real life.
Lol I can definitely see that being true.My buddy once told me that from the day you get engaged to day of marriage every time you have sex to put a penny in a jar and keep collecting them until you say I do. Then from marriage til death every time you have sex you take a penny out. You will never run out of pennies.
At first I thought this was a joke but its blatantly clear this is a sad sad truth.
BeanPole you crack me up! Soooo mean! Lolol.<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBYSG55jXQ"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBYSG55jXQ[/URL]">YouTube Link</a>
I've only been married for 1.5 years and I would already be out of pennies.Lol I can definitely see that being true.
I think I would have been out in the first 3 months. We were worse than rabbits!I've only been married for 1.5 years and I would already be out of pennies.
Your young thou buddy yea? Like under 25 like me? All I know is when my ex moved in with me it was non stop for 3 months. After that it was all " I just wanna snuggle" or " god is that all youu think about" or the worst " I'm tired baby"I've only been married for 1.5 years and I would already be out of pennies.
I am young.Your young thou buddy yea? Like under 25 like me? All I know is when my ex moved in with me it was non stop for 3 months. After that it was all " I just wanna snuggle" or " god is that all youu think about" or the worst " I'm tired baby"
You my friend have a keeper. CongratulationsI am young.
But we've lived together for a few years and that hasn't happened.
Ahhhh... Old women!Ahhhh... Young boys!
19 year old crew checking inAhhhh... Young boys!
Lol, this old lady does things you guys can't even fathom!Ahhhh... Old women!
Like pouting, deleting logs, not knowing how to cook, having her mother cook for her, dealing with menopause, and constantly changing AVIs.Lol, this old lady does things you guys can't even fathom!![]()
Oh Jim! Lol you know me so well already!!!!! I'm such a brat but this brat gets her way almost all the time!Like pouting, deleting logs, not knowing how to cook, having her mother cook for her, dealing with menopause, and constantly changing AVIs.
To name a few.
Like choosing to watch TV over $ex with your man, which is pretty much what all the guys are saying they DON'T like... So yeah... Old women!Lol, this old lady does things you guys can't even fathom!![]()
Lol, nobody wants to have s3x with someone they hate.Like choosing to watch TV over $ex with your man, which is pretty much what all the guys are saying they DON'T like... So yeah... Old women!
One would wonder why you'd be with someone you hate in the first place... Moving on...Lol, nobody wants to have s3x with someone they hate.![]()
Agree!One would wonder why you'd be with someone you hate in the first place... Moving on...
You know how to use the wondrous and mystical 4th hole!!!!?????Lol, this old lady does things you guys can't even fathom!![]()
I can't load it!You know how to use the wondrous and mystical 4th hole!!!!?????
Video Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KTx6PduRBk?
The 4th hole in a woman. Discovered by Glen Quagmire in Quahog, Rhode Island. It is located behind the right kneecap and only seen in the right angle. You have to believe its there, kind of like Hogwortz.I can't load it!![]()
Uh, yah... I don't watch that show. I thought you meant the pee hole. LolThe 4th hole in a woman. Discovered by Glen Quagmire in Quahog, Rhode Island. It is located behind the right kneecap and only seen in the right angle. You have to believe its there, kind of like Hogwortz.
Gilbert Gottfried also did a bit on the 4th hole on the roast of Donald Trump it was epic!Uh, yah... I don't watch that show. I thought you meant the pee hole. Lol
This is true. How did the infamous Quagmire miscount?Uh, yah... I don't watch that show. I thought you meant the pee hole. Lol
I saw it in a video once! Pretty interesting!Gilbert Gottfried also did a bit on the 4th hole on the roast of Donald Trump it was epic!
Psh the pee hole how the hell can anything fit in there?
I wouldn’t say miscounted I would say broke down barriers, replaced social norms and pioneered a new way to ejaculate lolThis is true. How did the infamous Quagmire miscount?
Meh I stopped watching Family Guy after the first Star Wars spoof.I wouldn't say miscounted I would say broke down barriers, replaced social norms and pioneered a new way to ejaculate lol
It has changed for sure but im like a baby getting keys dangled in front of me, easily amusedMeh I stopped watching Family Guy after the first Star Wars spoof.
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