Lol, not gonna lie. I was a hot mess!!!well did you? lol![]()
Lol, not gonna lie. I was a hot mess!!!well did you? lol![]()
aaaaaaaaand that's the reason women don't like being surrounded by guys in the gym lolSo, I'm walking out of the gym and some kid follows me and stops me. He said, "Hey, I saw you lift and you're a beast. Your legs are sexy and you look like you just had a crazy fck session!"
wtf?!
I guess he's been creeping all the girls out. It was so weird, I didn't even notice him following me or working out at all! I usually take my headphones off while I walk to my car at night, just in case a creep like him came up to me. Everyone said I could have kicked his asss easily!!!aaaaaaaaand that's the reason women don't like being surrounded by guys in the gym lol
It's amazing how poor most peoples' social skills are nowadays. If he had only said the first sentence, it would have been a nice compliment and potential conversation starter if the receiver wanted to speak to him. Instead he blurts out two follow-ups that make him look like an idiot and give him a 0% chance of receiving any sort of nice response. People like him can get away with that crap on message boards, twitter, etc.. But face to face, if he catches someone in the wrong mood he'll probably loose a few teeth.So, I'm walking out of the gym and some kid follows me and stops me. He said, "Hey, I saw you lift and you're a beast. Your legs are sexy and you look like you just had a crazy fck session!"
wtf?!
I'm sure hell mess with someone's gf pretty soon and it won't be pretty. If I weren't such a nice person, I would have already beat his a**!It's amazing how poor most peoples' social skills are nowadays. If he had only said the first sentence, it would have been a nice compliment and potential conversation starter if the receiver wanted to speak to him. Instead he blurts out two follow-ups that make him look like an idiot and give him a 0% chance of receiving any sort of nice response. People like him can get away with that crap on message boards, twitter, etc.. But face to face, if he catches someone in the wrong mood he'll probably loose a few teeth.
Lmaoooo.... Omg!!!Douchebags At Home Edition:
My sister in law never flushes the ****ing toilet. She is living with me and my wife during her last semester of college. She calls the guest bathroom her own. However before she lived with us that was most definitely the man throne where I'd go to take care of business. Now that she is here I have to use the bathroom in the master but every once in awhile my sister in law will leave for a few days allowing me to yet again return to my own porcelain throne.
Every single time I've gone in there to drop a deuce there is mounds upon frigging mounds of toilet paper (puccah why do girls use so damn much?) as well as who knows how long its been in there old urine.
I'm thinking of dropping a nasty post workout meal bomb and letting it simmer in there for her when she returns.
pfffffffffff I work at gold'sI'm away on business this week and next which means I have to work out in Gold's Gym....the mecca of douchebags.
That's why I'm glad my gyms kind of in the hood I'll smoke a fat one on the way walk in reeking of the ganj and won't nobody say ****So I came into the gym after a long day of work at the bud trimery, I thought I didn't smell that much but apperantly I did. Everyone stared at me the whole time, I even over heard Russian guys talking about how it reeks of pot.
......well fuuck I'd rather work out @ a gym that smells like pot then a gym that smells like booty stank and runny shiit
He was trying to reduce the friction for your set.I never put my weights back and I never wipe my chalk off.
JkI hate those fcukers!
Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
Lol, he left a puddle of sweat on the bench and when I asked him to wipe it, "he said its only sweat!" I said, "wtf?!" Then he said, "fine, ill wipe it with my dirty sweat rag!"He was trying to reduce the friction for your set.
I don't get bothered by people not wiping their chalk off. It's when they leave it laying around on the floor in the middle of a walkway. I'm enough of a jerk that I will lightly kick it out of the way.I never put my weights back and I never wipe my chalk off.![]()
JkI hate those fcukers!
Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
I'm the only person who uses chalk at my gym so everybody will know it's me. Plus, it's good gym etiquette to clean up after yourself.I don't get bothered by people not wiping their chalk off. It's when they leave it laying around on the floor in the middle of a walkway. I'm enough of a jerk that I will lightly kick it out of the way.
Agree. I just wipe down the bars and plates.As long as there's not powder everywhere, who gives a damn? I think all bars should be chalked just to keep them clean in terms of bacterial a growth.
I don't even do that.Agree. I just wipe down the bars and plates.
Uh... Cuz you're a douche! The kind that squeezes the toothpaste in the middle!I don't even do that.
Shoulda round house kicked him in the face Chuck Norris style.I had a guy walk up and start busting my balls about the size of my calves AS im doing dead lifts. I was speechless. My bicep to calf ration is perfect 18"-18"
But because Im six ft tall with long arms they look out of proportion!
The only thing that came to mind to say back was that at least im working out legs
Sorry. I'd suggest going back to school so you can find a real job.pfffffffffff I work at gold's![]()
Haha I've seen that before. THats funny ****.Just walk up and trip him on the treadmill View attachment 89289
Hey man not sure if you follow the show or what but I thought you (and others) may find this interesting...Breaking Bad Avatar
That Trailer looks kinda cool I love those games and it looks like they did it legit! I know where my avatar is from I havent watched a single episode of that show. I just think science is neat :sorry:Hey man not sure if you follow the show or what but I thought you (and others) may find this interesting...
If you've been following the show this trailer is almost like a sequel lol
I don't really laugh at old ppl. I give them credit for just going, but sometimes I just scratch my head and wonder where they saw or learned that techniqueIs he trying to work his abs? LOL!!!!
Upright rows on the bench at a peak hour in the gym. Annoying as hell.Curls in squats racks lolol
Reminds me of some spotters...Upright rows on the bench at a peak hour in the gym. Annoying as hell.
A chick almost bumped my client with the end of a Oly Bar whilst my client was doing db chest press... Lucky for her she didn't... My client's a fighter...What I hate the most is how they're unaware of space. I have been bumped into doing db shoulder and chest press several times. ****ing watch where your going!
I had a kid ask for a spot on deads. I was like what? And he said to put a habd on his lower back and one on his chest and help him hinge...I was spotting a guy and he didn't like the fact that I let him do most of the work. He wanted me to pull the bar up and do most of the work for him. I know how to spot and I told him he wasn't going to get hurt but he just didn't get it. First time I've been questioned for giving a great spot
No wayI hope you didn't.
Sounds like the beginning of a porno. It was probably wise of you to decline.I had a kid ask for a spot on deads. I was like what? And he said to put a habd on his lower back and one on his chest and help him hinge...
Tough to say. If there was pizza I would have known for sureSounds like the beginning of a porno. It was probably wise of you to decline.
Ur profile pic made that 10 times better.Sounds like the beginning of a porno. It was probably wise of you to decline.
I always feel like.. Somebody's watching me!!This douche is deadlifting so close behind me, I swear he can touch my ass every time I dead lift!
He's giving me absolutely no room! Just for that ill take even longer!I always feel like.. Somebody's watching me!!
Do it. Make him wait.He's giving me absolutely no room! Just for that ill take even longer!
I never liked the show MONKDid I meet the anti douche?
Today in the gym I ran into a guy I've seen/spoke to a few times. It was in the middle of the day and the gym wasn't as chaotic as usual. I had just finished up my lifting and was doing my ab circuit and noticed he was setting up for bench press. In between EVERY working set he'd get up, look at his watch, and storm around organizing all the weight stacks and racks. Had to make sure 45s, 35s, 25s and all the tiny weights were all in their proper spots and properly balanced with equal plates on either side of the racks. He did this for like 20 minutes. I had to ask the secretary girl if he was the gym owner and she said he was just a weekend regular.
There's reracking your own weights and then there is reracking the entire gym lol
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