Douchebags at the gym...
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tjbruno
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So, I'm walking out of the gym and some kid follows me and stops me. He said, "Hey, I saw you lift and you're a beast. Your legs are sexy and you look like you just had a crazy fck session!"
wtf?!
aaaaaaaaand that's the reason women don't like being surrounded by guys in the gym lol
puccah8808
Legend
I guess he's been creeping all the girls out. It was so weird, I didn't even notice him following me or working out at all! I usually take my headphones off while I walk to my car at night, just in case a creep like him came up to me. Everyone said I could have kicked his asss easily!!!
hokiebird
New member
So, I'm walking out of the gym and some kid follows me and stops me. He said, "Hey, I saw you lift and you're a beast. Your legs are sexy and you look like you just had a crazy fck session!"
It's amazing how poor most peoples' social skills are nowadays. If he had only said the first sentence, it would have been a nice compliment and potential conversation starter if the receiver wanted to speak to him. Instead he blurts out two follow-ups that make him look like an idiot and give him a 0% chance of receiving any sort of nice response. People like him can get away with that crap on message boards, twitter, etc.. But face to face, if he catches someone in the wrong mood he'll probably loose a few teeth.
puccah8808
Legend
I'm sure hell mess with someone's gf pretty soon and it won't be pretty. If I weren't such a nice person, I would have already beat his a**!
DJBeanPole
Well-known member
Douchebags At Home Edition:
My sister in law never flushes the ****ing toilet. She is living with me and my wife during her last semester of college. She calls the guest bathroom her own. However before she lived with us that was most definitely the man throne where I'd go to take care of business. Now that she is here I have to use the bathroom in the master but every once in awhile my sister in law will leave for a few days allowing me to yet again return to my own porcelain throne.
Every single time I've gone in there to drop a deuce there is mounds upon frigging mounds of toilet paper (puccah why do girls use so damn much?) as well as who knows how long its been in there old urine.
I'm thinking of dropping a nasty post workout meal bomb and letting it simmer in there for her when she returns.
My sister in law never flushes the ****ing toilet. She is living with me and my wife during her last semester of college. She calls the guest bathroom her own. However before she lived with us that was most definitely the man throne where I'd go to take care of business. Now that she is here I have to use the bathroom in the master but every once in awhile my sister in law will leave for a few days allowing me to yet again return to my own porcelain throne.
Every single time I've gone in there to drop a deuce there is mounds upon frigging mounds of toilet paper (puccah why do girls use so damn much?) as well as who knows how long its been in there old urine.
I'm thinking of dropping a nasty post workout meal bomb and letting it simmer in there for her when she returns.
puccah8808
Legend
SXIPro
Active member
I'm away on business this week and next which means I have to work out in Gold's Gym....the mecca of douchebags. I'm trying to bench as is another fellow who was quite serious and you could tell knew his ****. Both trying to get in the zone. There is this dbag who is built like John Candy on the lying crunch machine counting out his reps in a voice that sounds like RoseAnn Barr having an orgasm. 1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,4,4,4,4...on and on set after set as if crunches are going to give a guy that is 300 lbs overweight six pack abs....... I can't even freaking concentrate on what the hell I am doing so I head into another room.
Next room I find a guy straight out of Jersey Shore. 400 bucks worth of UnderArmour on, gelled up hair, sweet bicep tattoos and smelling like he just rubbed a playboy bunny air freshener all over himself. Oh, and by the way it's 5:00 in the morning. He is doing standing shoulder presses with 35s screaming (again in a womanly voice) with every rep and then just dropping the weights when he is done....because apparently it's too dangerous to try to set down that extreme amount of weight without destroying your lower back.
FML....I go back into the other room since Free Willy is off the ab machine and has headed off to ruin someone else's day. I'm doing seated presses facing the mirror and this woman sets up right behind me and thanks to the mirror I have a perfect view as she starts a series of bent over stretches that would make a member of cirque de soleil jealous. So it is now completely impossible for me to even think straight because I am just imagining the type of fun that could be had with her and she keeps on bending over and thrusting that delicious ass all over the place. I guess I'm the Dbag in this scenario, but I'm ok with that.
Next room I find a guy straight out of Jersey Shore. 400 bucks worth of UnderArmour on, gelled up hair, sweet bicep tattoos and smelling like he just rubbed a playboy bunny air freshener all over himself. Oh, and by the way it's 5:00 in the morning. He is doing standing shoulder presses with 35s screaming (again in a womanly voice) with every rep and then just dropping the weights when he is done....because apparently it's too dangerous to try to set down that extreme amount of weight without destroying your lower back.
FML....I go back into the other room since Free Willy is off the ab machine and has headed off to ruin someone else's day. I'm doing seated presses facing the mirror and this woman sets up right behind me and thanks to the mirror I have a perfect view as she starts a series of bent over stretches that would make a member of cirque de soleil jealous. So it is now completely impossible for me to even think straight because I am just imagining the type of fun that could be had with her and she keeps on bending over and thrusting that delicious ass all over the place. I guess I'm the Dbag in this scenario, but I'm ok with that.
JD261985
Banned
The guy who works out with his shirt off..literally struts around like he's a king and IS THE ONLY person without a shirt on..then there's the two guys over in the corner taking selfies in the mirror..then two more guys lifting there shirts up to compare ab muscles when they probably weigh about 90 lbs combined..the sunglasses guy.. The 225 lb juiced up trainer who condemns steroids and swears its creatine...the 5 foot tall woman with H cup breast implants who for some reason hasn't broken her back yet..the old guy who walks around talking on the phone screaming "that's a 1 million dollar investment!" As loud as he can so everyone can hear. The 25 couples making out looking around to make sure people are watching....the...the..ugh...need a new gym
Bigcountry08
Active member
I walked into the gym yesterday and they had the final song from grease play. Try hitting a new PR to wham bam diggidy bam da dong!!!
tjbruno
Member
Oscar
Well-known member
That's why I'm glad my gyms kind of in the hood I'll smoke a fat one on the way walk in reeking of the ganj and won't nobody say ****
lukehayd
Legend
The guys that drop the DBs on the floor get me. Apparently they can't read the four posters on the wall behind the DB racks saying "Do NOT drop the weights on the floor or equipment! If you can pick it up, you can sit it down!"
There was a guy doing hammer curls (30 lbs) next to me yesterday while I did shrugs. Instead of just taking two steps forward and sitting them back on the rack, he dropped them. I sit my 125s down on the floor and just give him a wth look in the mirror. He sees me looking at him so I nod to the closest poster then shake my head. Dude just turned and left and didn't return. I picked up his weights and put them back.
There was a guy doing hammer curls (30 lbs) next to me yesterday while I did shrugs. Instead of just taking two steps forward and sitting them back on the rack, he dropped them. I sit my 125s down on the floor and just give him a wth look in the mirror. He sees me looking at him so I nod to the closest poster then shake my head. Dude just turned and left and didn't return. I picked up his weights and put them back.
puccah8808
Legend
I never put my weights back and I never wipe my chalk off.
Jk I hate those fcukers!
Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
Jk
I hate those fcukers!Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
Montego1
Well-known member
I never put my weights back and I never wipe my chalk off.
Jk
Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
He was trying to reduce the friction for your set.
puccah8808
Legend
Lol, he left a puddle of sweat on the bench and when I asked him to wipe it, "he said its only sweat!" I said, "wtf?!" Then he said, "fine, ill wipe it with my dirty sweat rag!"
Ugh...
lukehayd
Legend
I never put my weights back and I never wipe my chalk off.
Jk
Or.... The a holes who don't wipe their sweat stains off. One guy got pissed at me for telling him to wipe his SH!T!
I don't get bothered by people not wiping their chalk off. It's when they leave it laying around on the floor in the middle of a walkway. I'm enough of a jerk that I will lightly kick it out of the way.
puccah8808
Legend
I'm the only person who uses chalk at my gym so everybody will know it's me. Plus, it's good gym etiquette to clean up after yourself.
Torobestia
Well-known member
Honest question, what does cleaning up chalk entail? Because from everyone I've talked to since reading this thread recently nobody ever cleans up chalk. To me there's no difference between cleaning up chalk and cleaning up dirt from your shoes.
puccah8808
Legend
Agree. I just wipe down the bars and plates.
Rodja
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I don't even do that.
puccah8808
Legend
McCrew530
Well-known member
I had a guy walk up and start busting my balls about the size of my calves AS im doing dead lifts. I was speechless. My bicep to calf ration is perfect 18"-18"
But because Im six ft tall with long arms they look out of proportion!
The only thing that came to mind to say back was that at least im working out legs
But because Im six ft tall with long arms they look out of proportion!
The only thing that came to mind to say back was that at least im working out legs
DJBeanPole
Well-known member
Shoulda round house kicked him in the face Chuck Norris style.
McCrew530
Well-known member
Just walk up and trip him on the treadmill Invalid Link Removed
SXIPro
Active member
pfffffffffff I work at gold's
Sorry. I'd suggest going back to school so you can find a real job.
DJBeanPole
Well-known member
Haha I've seen that before. THats funny ****.
DJBeanPole
Well-known member
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McCrew530
Well-known member
That Trailer looks kinda cool I love those games and it looks like they did it legit! I know where my avatar is from I havent watched a single episode of that show. I just think science is neat :sorry:
smoker145
Guest
I don't really laugh at old ppl. I give them credit for just going, but sometimes I just scratch my head and wonder where they saw or learned that technique
smoker145
Guest
Upright rows on the bench at a peak hour in the gym. Annoying as hell.
BLaQz
Well-known member
Reminds me of some spotters...
smoker145
Guest
What I hate the most is how they're unaware of space. I have been bumped into doing db shoulder and chest press several times. ****ing watch where your going!
BLaQz
Well-known member
A chick almost bumped my client with the end of a Oly Bar whilst my client was doing db chest press... Lucky for her she didn't... My client's a fighter...
JD261985
Banned
I was spotting a guy and he didn't like the fact that I let him do most of the work. He wanted me to pull the bar up and do most of the work for him. I know how to spot and I told him he wasn't going to get hurt but he just didn't get it. First time I've been questioned for giving a great spot
smoker145
Guest
I had a kid ask for a spot on deads. I was like what? And he said to put a habd on his lower back and one on his chest and help him hinge...
smoker145
Guest
No way
hokiebird
New member
Sounds like the beginning of a porno. It was probably wise of you to decline.
smoker145
Guest
Tough to say. If there was pizza I would have known for sure
theOCdude
Member
Ur profile pic made that 10 times better.
puccah8808
Legend
This douche is deadlifting so close behind me, I swear he can touch my ass every time I dead lift!
smoker145
Guest
I always feel like.. Somebody's watching me!!
puccah8808
Legend
He's giving me absolutely no room! Just for that ill take even longer!
smoker145
Guest
Do it. Make him wait.
DJBeanPole
Well-known member
Did I meet the anti douche?
Today in the gym I ran into a guy I've seen/spoke to a few times. It was in the middle of the day and the gym wasn't as chaotic as usual. I had just finished up my lifting and was doing my ab circuit and noticed he was setting up for bench press. In between EVERY working set he'd get up, look at his watch, and storm around organizing all the weight stacks and racks. Had to make sure 45s, 35s, 25s and all the tiny weights were all in their proper spots and properly balanced with equal plates on either side of the racks. He did this for like 20 minutes. I had to ask the secretary girl if he was the gym owner and she said he was just a weekend regular.
There's reracking your own weights and then there is reracking the entire gym lol
Today in the gym I ran into a guy I've seen/spoke to a few times. It was in the middle of the day and the gym wasn't as chaotic as usual. I had just finished up my lifting and was doing my ab circuit and noticed he was setting up for bench press. In between EVERY working set he'd get up, look at his watch, and storm around organizing all the weight stacks and racks. Had to make sure 45s, 35s, 25s and all the tiny weights were all in their proper spots and properly balanced with equal plates on either side of the racks. He did this for like 20 minutes. I had to ask the secretary girl if he was the gym owner and she said he was just a weekend regular.
There's reracking your own weights and then there is reracking the entire gym lol
smoker145
Guest
I never liked the show MONK