Douchebags at the gym...

[McCrew530]

I had the old lady machine thief. Whilst I was doing Quad extensions I got up to get a drink of water on my way back this old lady came and plopped her but down on the machine I was using, not a big deal there is an identical one right next to it. When I finish up with quads I go over and start to use the standing calf raise machine, again half way threw I go to get some water and who do you think I see doing calf raises, why its the same old lady! I think she was messing with me!

 

[puccah8808]

I had the old lady machine thief. Whilst I was doing Quad extensions I got up to get a drink of water on my way back this old lady came and plopped her but down on the machine I was using, not a big deal there is an identical one right next to it. When I finish up with quads I go over and start to use the standing calf raise machine, again half way threw I go to get some water and who do you think I see doing calf raises, why its the same old lady! I think she was messing with me!

Cougar alert!!!!

 

[McCrew530]

Cougar alert!!!!

This lady probably fell in the category of Saber tooth tiger! hella old!

 

[puccah8808]

This lady probably fell in the category of Saber tooth tiger! hella old!

Hellllllllllaaa!!!!

It's a California thang!!!!

 

[smoker145]

Meh I stopped watching Family Guy after the first Star Wars spoof.

South Park is way better

 

[McCrew530]

South Park is way better

its crazy that they have gone from this



to this

 

[Estevato58]

Hellllllllllaaa!!!!

It's a California thang!!!!

We use that here in south Texas too, just FYI

 

[ozzielifter87]

So im doing standing db front raises with my towel and water bottle on the bench next to me (probly a shyt move but the gym was quiet and theres other benches anyway), headphones in with the motivation pumping...and im mid-set and old mate walks up and asks if im using that particular bench...goddamit man cant u stand there patiently and wait to ask that question?!?!

I damn near caved his face in with said dumbell =@

 

[DJBeanPole]

I'm reposting this since I ****ed up posting it using my phone app...

[video=youtube;FZBYSG55jXQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBYSG55jXQ[/video]

 

[smoker145]

its crazy that they have gone from this <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=89494"/>

to this <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=89495"/>

It's hilarious. It never gets old and doesn't make stupid jokes that have nothing to do with the plot

 

[Bigcountry08]

So im doing standing db front raises with my towel and water bottle on the bench next to me (probly a shyt move but the gym was quiet and theres other benches anyway), headphones in with the motivation pumping...and im mid-set and old mate walks up and asks if im using that particular bench...goddamit man cant u stand there patiently and wait to ask that question?!?! I damn near caved his face in with said dumbell =@

Benches aren't shelves if you don't have the strength/mobility to pick your water bottle up off the floor then you have no place in a gym no matter how busy the gym is. That goes for bb curls, rows, lunges and any of a number of exercises that require minimal effort to pick the weight up off the floor.

 

[CountryLiftin]

Benches aren't shelves if you don't have the strength/mobility to pick your water bottle up off the floor then you have no place in a gym no matter how busy the gym is. That goes for bb curls, rows, lunges and any of a number of exercises that require minimal effort to pick the weight up off the floor.

I sit my stuff on benches widow sills or whatever is around all the time when the gym isn't busy and leave it on the ground the rest of the time. It has nothing to do with strength or mobility it's just annoying when you're actually working hard to bend over to pick up a water bottle. I get a drink between every set and it ads up. Now I agree you shouldn't get in the way of anyone else in the gym. But a lot of times I will sit down between some big dead of squat sessions and leave my stuff on the same bench. I also record my workouts and like having a surface to write on

I don't post in here much anymore because half the stuff y'all cry about isn't really that bad. Let people do what they want as long as they aren't affecting you personally, and focus on yourself and your lifts not everything else.

Just like today I warmed up on deads and had to use the rest room. I came back and some Kid moved my weights and was getting ready to bench. I didn't say anything although I was pissed and waited a few mins to get the other bar and do my pulls. I finished my workout and didnt even think about it again til now.

 

[smoker145]

There's one dude who leaves his 120 db on the bench when he's done. It's pretty annoying to move.

 

[puccah8808]

The people who work at my gym are douches!!

 

[smoker145]

The people who work at my gym are douches!!

Mine aren't bad because it's a non commercial gym. Go to say la fitness thou, and it's a proctologist's dream.

 

[puccah8808]

Mine aren't bad because it's a non commercial gym. Go to say la fitness thou, and it's a proctologist's dream.

Lol, that's funny.

 

[smoker145]

Lol, that's funny.

Can't claim credit, it's from cocktails with Tom cruise. Good movie if noone has seen it btw

 

[puccah8808]

Can't claim credit, it's from cocktails with Tom cruise. Good movie if noone has seen it btw

Lol, I came up with ball sack vinaigrette but someone stole it from me!

 

[smoker145]

Lol, I came up with ball sack vinaigrette but someone stole it from me!

Hahaha

 

[lukehayd]

It's more like ranch.

 

[puccah8808]

Lol, don't they call it fundacheese?!

 

[lukehayd]

Lol, don't they call it fundacheese?!

Fumundacheese is the funk that comes fum unda the sack - not out of the sack. Term for jock itch.

 

[puccah8808]

Fumundacheese is the funk that comes fum unda the sack - not out of the sack. Term for jock itch.

Eewwwwweewwww!!!!!! Ill take a period any day! Lol

 

[smoker145]

Eewwwwweewwww!!!!!! Ill take a period any day! Lol

Yea because so many excuses come with that. The two common most being " I'm a bish cause" or " no sex cause"

 

[BLaQz]

Yea because so many excuses come with that. The two common most being " I'm a bish cause" or " no sex cause"

If you read past posts, you'll find puccah's doesn't need a period to be either of those...

 

[puccah8808]

If you read past posts, you'll find puccah's doesn't need a period to be either of those...

Yah, I'm a douche.

 

[DJBeanPole]

Yah, I need to douche.

You nasty girl!

 

[JD261985]

I'm staring at a car outside that looks exactly like a Mercedes Benz except the logo is just a B on the back and there's no logo on the front. Body kit? Probably its not a Benz. Off topic? Just a bit. Douchebag? Most definitely..oh and now a kitty is walking up to me awww..

 

[BLaQz]

I'm staring at a car outside that looks exactly like a Mercedes Benz except the logo is just a B on the back and there's no logo on the front. Body kit? Probably its not a Benz. Off topic? Just a bit. Douchebag? Most definitely..oh and now a kitty is walking up to me awww..

A little bored are we?

 

[DJBeanPole]

I'm staring at a car outside that looks exactly like a Mercedes Benz except the logo is just a B on the back and there's no logo on the front. Body kit? Probably its not a Benz. Off topic? Just a bit. Douchebag? Most definitely..oh and now a kitty is walking up to me awww..

 

[puccah8808]

I'm staring at a car outside that looks exactly like a Mercedes Benz except the logo is just a B on the back and there's no logo on the front. Body kit? Probably its not a Benz. Off topic? Just a bit. Douchebag? Most definitely..oh and now a kitty is walking up to me awww..

It's probably a Chrysler 300 with a Bentley grill

 

[puccah8808]

You nasty girl!

I have a filthy mouth!

 

[Wrivest]

I have a filthy mouth!

so brush your teeth! Oral health is no joke!

 

[puccah8808]

so brush your teeth! Oral health is no joke!

<~~~ addicted to brushing, flossing, and teeth whitening!

 

[hokiebird]

I've determined that one of the main douchebag indicators is when someone feels like they have to lightly rub their chest or their abs every time they pass someone else. There was a guy blocking part of a walkway in the gym yesterday and when I passed him, he turned sideways and felt like he needed to hold his "giant bulging pec's" back as I passed though. He doesn't seem to realize that his nose sticks out further than his imaginary muscles...

 

[puccah8808]

I met a douche at the gym once. He kept bothering me during my workout and told me that I should come over and cook for him and do his laundry. I was like wtf?! Every time after that I would scope out the parking lot to see if he was at the gym. Switching gyms just to avoid him. I saw him a month later and he kept f'n with me, throwing an exercise ball at me from across the gym, coming up to me and interrupting my workout. Good thing I'm a nice girl because I would have already cursed him out.

 

[Bigcountry08]

I met a douche at the gym once. He kept bothering me during my workout and told me that I should come over and cook for him and do his laundry. I was like wtf?! Every time after that I would scope out the parking lot to see if he was at the gym. Switching gyms just to avoid him. I saw him a month later and he kept f'n with me, throwing an exercise ball at me from across the gym, coming up to me and interrupting my workout. Good thing I'm a nice girl because I would have already cursed him out.

Sounds like he has horrible social skill, and doesn't really understand the concept of flirting.

 

[puccah8808]

Sounds like he has horrible social skill, and doesn't really understand the concept of flirting.

I had to switch gyms a few times just to avoid people and I hate it!!!

 

[JD261985]

I had to switch gyms a few times just to avoid people and I hate it!!!

Headphones...get some

 

[puccah8808]

Headphones...get some

Always on but I must have "come talk to me" written on my forehead! I don't mind people talking to me but I don't have much time. I'm in and I'm out.

 

[BLaQz]

Always on but I must have "come on me" written on my forehead! I don't mind people talking to me but I don't have time for that. In and out.

That's naughty puccah! Haha!

 

[puccah8808]

That's naughty puccah! Haha!

Lol, your mind would be in the gutter!!

<~~~ good girl!

 

[BLaQz]

Lol, your mind would be in the gutter!!

<~~~ good girl!

Haha! I read what you wrote too fast & that's what I saw... My bad... Haha!

 

[puccah8808]

Haha! I read what you wrote too fast & that's what I saw... My bad... Haha!

Well, you know.... It's not like I haven't...... Ummmmm...

 

[BLaQz]

Well, you know.... It's not like I haven't...... Ummmmm...

Watched Monk?

 

[puccah8808]

Watched Monk?

Yesssss!!!

 

[JD261985]

That's naughty puccah! Haha!

Omg I laughed so hard..."come on me" hahaha

 

[lukehayd]

Not a douche move but I really felt like a tool last week. Worked up to a heavy working set of 315 on bench and on the way up, my right arm decided it was a good time to spasm and then start to cramp. It was weird! Anyways, the bar was not going to go up and so I tried to roll it onto the safety hooks but was only able to get the left side on it. Right arm was still being stupid so I was switching my grip over more so I could get the bar on the right hook too when a guy came running over and helped me out. Then I got the "that's some scary stuff dude!" Thing was, I wasn't the least bit concerned but I was more pissed at my arm! LOL!

 

[puccah8808]

Not a douche move but I really felt like a tool last week. Worked up to a heavy working set of 315 on bench and on the way up, my right arm decided it was a good time to spasm and then start to cramp. It was weird! Anyways, the bar was not going to go up and so I tried to roll it onto the safety hooks but was only able to get the left side on it. Right arm was still being stupid so I was switching my grip over more so I could get the bar on the right hook too when a guy came running over and helped me out. Then I got the "that's some scary stuff dude!" Thing was, I wasn't the least bit concerned but I was more pissed at my arm! LOL!

I was a total douche yesterday thinking: There's 50 open cardio machines and you come use the one next to me?!?

 

[DJBeanPole]

I ran a 5k a few days ago and some lady douche with the most perfect ass ever created ran by me... In yoga pants... Covered by a yoga skirt.

Whoever created skirts to go over yoga pants can go **** themselves.