Douchebags at the gym...

pow_wow41 said:
Same guy doing the 1,000 1/8th reps on rope push down was back again this morning.. Doing the EXACT SAME THING. What has this world come to.. lol
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Does he look like this?

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puccah8808 said:
There's a guy at my gym who does the same thing everyday. I know his whole routine. 30 min cardio then abs then military press then bench then home time. Every damnnnn day!!!
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Your guy sounds a tad bit better. 2 days in a row of endless 3 inch rope pushdown reps at 20 lbs??? C'mon man! lol
 
Ah I see... why do all these young people make up things like this lol. The other day my wife's friend called me dusty... so I started looking for some dust on me haha.
 
Woman in one of our subcontractors we use has this 50 something Asian woman that works as a sales person and she looks in her early 30s. Hot as hell! Lol
 
macdady said:
Ah I see... why do all these young people make up things like this lol. The other day my wife's friend called me dusty... so I started looking for some dust on me haha.
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Lmaoooooo I'm dying!!! You crack me up!!
 
Wrivest said:
Nah dude, trust her, she's old as hell!! Asians don't age, hence the young look and perky.....personality.....
She's actually 56!!
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Hahaha!!! :D
 
macdady said:
Idk why people use the app when the mobile website works great lol. I tried the app once and didn't like it
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Its convenient when I'm at work where the forums are blocked lol. And that pic is misquoted. He actually says "Boy, that escalated quickly." Whacha know bout dat!
 
DJBeanPole said:
Its convenient when I'm at work where the forums are blocked lol. And that pic is misquoted. He actually says "Boy, that escalated quickly." Whacha know bout dat!
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Blocked on your phone? Lol... I know it says that bit well just flows so much smoother lol
 
macdady said:
So why not just go online to the website instead of the app? Lol you can see pics :P
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I just tried that. I forgot to request desktop site. It still opened a mobile browser. New to this phone lol.
 
This evening I went by a couple gyms that advertise child care since I'd much rather lift during the day when im taking care of my son since lately I'm just to tired to get a good workout in at night. So one of the gyms I stopped at was a powerhouse gym in Dearborn about 5 minutes away. So I walk in and it's like a bad planet fitness commercial making fun of stereotypical douchey gyms. It was so outrageous I stopped short of the front desk to take it all in. It was like a casting call for jersey shore gone bad. Some MMA shirts, some pony tails, Arab guidos (half the juice but twice the douche as Italian guidos), lots of tough guy mirror staring, etc. All the while crappy rap music was blasting over the PA. It was packed full and not one cardio machine in use. I looked at the crappy child care room and decided there was no way I could do this to my son or myself and left.... So, ill be keeping my eye out for another gym but in the meantime when I get irritated about people at my gym I'm just gonna stop by that powerhouse at 7pm for a reality check. My current gym pales in comparison to the activity they have in there. It was as if someone took this thread and turned it into a live gym.
 
I saw a very nice Asian girl on treadmill last night, she was run a lot and she was not wearing ****ing bra... Her nipples popped out like the US 17 trillion $ deficit. VERY NICE!
 
Kilo G said:
I saw a very nice Asian girl on treadmill last night, she was run a lot and she was not wearing ****ing bra... Her nipples popped out like the US 17 trillion $ deficit. VERY NICE!
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You had me at Asian.....
 
Get to the gym this morning and am pleased to see the smoking hot Latino girl is there as well doing her routine. I finish the strength portion of my workout and set up camp on the arc trainer directly behind the treadmill that she'll be using. I put a full, cold bottle of water in the cupholder and wrap my towel around the handles of the machine and walk into the locker room to get my ear buds. Come back out and some nasty bitch who looks like she is from the German powerlifting team has removed the towel and my water, put them on the floor next to the trash can, and climbed on 'my' machine. Mind you, EVERY arc trainer and eliptical was empty at the time. Phucking carpetmunching she-devil.
 
SXIPro said:
Get to the gym this morning and am pleased to see the smoking hot Latino girl is there as well doing her routine. I finish the strength portion of my workout and set up camp on the arc trainer directly behind the treadmill that she'll be using. I put a full, cold bottle of water in the cupholder and wrap my towel around the handles of the machine and walk into the locker room to get my ear buds. Come back out and some nasty bitch who looks like she is from the German powerlifting team has removed the towel and my water, put them on the floor next to the trash can, and climbed on 'my' machine. Mind you, EVERY arc trainer and eliptical was empty at the time. Phucking carpetmunching she-devil.
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Omg.... Lmaoooo I'm dying!!!!
 
SXIPro said:
Get to the gym this morning and am pleased to see the smoking hot Latino girl is there as well doing her routine. I finish the strength portion of my workout and set up camp on the arc trainer directly behind the treadmill that she'll be using. I put a full, cold bottle of water in the cupholder and wrap my towel around the handles of the machine and walk into the locker room to get my ear buds. Come back out and some nasty bitch who looks like she is from the German powerlifting team has removed the towel and my water, put them on the floor next to the trash can, and climbed on 'my' machine. Mind you, EVERY arc trainer and eliptical was empty at the time. Phucking carpetmunching she-devil.
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Hey she liked the view too haha
 
Saw a dude dislocate his knee while doing standing claf raises. He was bouncing on the damn machine like he was try to jump up and dunk but with 290lbs or so stacked up , knee locked out and then POP and scream. All this guys friends could do was stand there and stare.
 
McCrew530 said:
Saw a dude dislocate his knee while doing standing claf raises. He was bouncing on the damn machine like he was try to jump up and dunk but with 290lbs or so stacked up , knee locked out and then POP and scream. All this guys friends could do was stand there and stare.
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Wow that's idiotic... I remember one time I got a crippling calf cramp when doing raises, I dropped on the floor almost instantly lol was embracing
 
macdady said:
Wow that's idiotic... I remember one time I got a crippling calf cramp when doing raises, I dropped on the floor almost instantly lol was embracing
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Those calf cramps are a b@stard I get the ones that make contract all the way down to my feet they some times at night! No bueno!
 
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