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Douchebags at the gym...

macdady said:
Idk bout that lol all the girls I know hate pretty men. I mean they like a good looking men but not a metro dude or whatever those dudes that spend too much time lookin at a mirror are called
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I thinks the word your looking for is douchbags
 
Only complaints my wife has is that she can use my hands to exfoliate her skin lol makes sexy times interesting haha
 
macdady said:
Only complaints my wife has is that she can use my hands to exfoliate her skin lol makes sexy times interesting haha
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Lmaooo!!! I prefer a naked man but a v neck will do! :D
 
Bigcountry08 said:
Hell my wife must be the only chick that likes lumberjacks left in America then.

1. Prefers beard
2. Hates v-necks and skinny jeans
3. Wants sex before I take a shower after the gym.
4. Likes a good flannel
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You sound like Jim Belushi from According To Jim lol
 
puccah8808 said:
Lmaooo!!! I prefer a naked man but a v neck will do! :D
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Lol my wife is always telling me to put clothes on because I use every chance I can get to be naked. Hell one time I absentmindedly answered the door naked to some poor sales woman, I had just gotten out of the shower after work and sat on the couch and passed out and the door bell rang so I went for it hahaha. I've never seen eyes get so big, or my gentlemen's sausage get so scared and hide!
 
macdady said:
Lol my wife is always telling me to put clothes on because I use every chance I can get to be naked. Hell one time I absentmindedly answered the door naked to some poor sales woman, I had just gotten out of the shower after work and sat on the couch and passed out and the door bell rang so I went for it hahaha. I've never seen eyes get so big, or my gentlemen's sausage get so scared and hide!
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I rarely wear pants around the house, t-shirt and boxers are all I ever wear.
 
macdady said:
Lol my wife is always telling me to put clothes on because I use every chance I can get to be naked. Hell one time I absentmindedly answered the door naked to some poor sales woman, I had just gotten out of the shower after work and sat on the couch and passed out and the door bell rang so I went for it hahaha. I've never seen eyes get so big, or my gentlemen's sausage get so scared and hide!
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Omg... Lmao o.O
 
Yea after that happened I've got a little note next to the door with a picture of pants on it to remind me to put some on... boxers for me mostly now too
 
Nothing like sexy chest hair sticking out of a v neck! (Blahhhhhhh gross!) :D
 
Last night two douche bags walked in with their cutoffe with wife beaters underneath wearing flip flops. I was just thinking, oh gawd. Two beanpoles btw, they walked over to the bench, immediately put 225 on and did 2 forced reps. They then proceeded to walk around the gym the rest of the time like badasses. *insert Jackie Chan Wtf face *
 
bce said:
Last night two douche bags walked in with their cutoffe with wife beaters underneath wearing flip flops. I was just thinking, oh gawd. Two beanpoles btw, they walked over to the bench, immediately put 225 on and did 2 forced reps. They then proceeded to walk around the gym the rest of the time like badasses. *insert Jackie Chan Wtf face *
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Beanpoles, eh?
 
macdady said:
Hey now easy on us hairy people lol
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Ewww... I was running on the treadmill behind this guy one time and he had the longest sweatiest back hair ever!!! Blahhhhh
 
puccah8808 said:
Ewww... I was running on the treadmill behind this guy one time and he had the longest sweatiest back hair ever!!! Blahhhhh
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Might have been me. I donate my body hair every month to make a fur coat for a poor child in Siberia.
 
Saw an extremely big/fat (like 300+ lb) guy today wearing crocs, walks right over to the EZ bar rack & start curling. Then saw another tall skinny kid on the rope push downs for no lie, a solid half hour, doing probably 10 sets of 100 1/8th reps (wouldn't even give him the benefit of the doubt of quarter reps) with 20 lbs. He had no emotion on his face, like he really didn't wanna be there. lol I was like WTF..
 
mikeg313 said:
My right arm. Broke it last fall and won a plate and 6 screws. Should I change it to something a bit sexier? Maybe a duckface cleavage shot?
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Lol yea man I was thinking of doing the same
 
macdady said:
Now that we know... do you mind if I ask how?
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Bench pressing........ Jus kiddin, motorcycle wreck. Broken radius, 2 badly injured wrists, 2 facial fractures (broken eye socket, nasal fracture). Did a dive roll at 50mph after hitting a unmarked curb height median in and intersection throwing me over my handle bars with no helmet. The street lights were not on.That's Detroit...No helmet. That's stupid.
 
Saw bouncing booty again today. No jump rope today. She did say hey and what not. Of course I still checked her out haha.
 
mikeg313 said:
Bench pressing........ Jus kiddin, motorcycle wreck. Broken radius, 2 badly injured wrists, 2 facial fractures (broken eye socket, nasal fracture). Did a dive roll at 50mph after hitting a unmarked curb height median in and intersection throwing me over my handle bars with no helmet. The street lights were not on.That's Detroit...No helmet. That's stupid.
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Just hand a buddy get in a bike wreck. Nasty stuff... hey at least you alive lol
 
Same guy doing the 1,000 1/8th reps on rope push down was back again this morning.. Doing the EXACT SAME THING. What has this world come to.. lol
 
pow_wow41 said:
Same guy doing the 1,000 1/8th reps on rope push down was back again this morning.. Doing the EXACT SAME THING. What has this world come to.. lol
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There's a guy at my gym who does the same thing everyday. I know his whole routine. 30 min cardio then abs then military press then bench then home time. Every damnnnn day!!!
 
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