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lukehayd said:
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My gramps used to say that every time someone calls someone else something that they themselves are.

ie.

Person A is Needy as hell.

Person B: "My my , aren't you needy!" While person B is also needy.

Grandma: "Bit your tongue there , Person B?"

End of example lecture.
 
Celorza said:
My gramps used to say that every time someone calls someone else something that they themselves are.

ie.

Person A is Needy as hell.

Person B: "My my , aren't you needy!" While person B is also needy.

Grandma: "Bit your tongue there , Person B?"

End of example lecture.
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I get what you are trying to say, However, you made it way to complex. Succinct with brevity is always best Celly.
 
taman6886 said:
I get what you are trying to say, However, you made it way to complex. Succinct with brevity is always best Celly.
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I missed you doing this Tony :). Glad to have yah on better spirits, feeling better and back here :D!
 
Celorza said:
My gramps used to say that every time someone calls someone else something that they themselves are.

ie.

Person A is Needy as hell.

Person B: "My my , aren't you needy!" While person B is also needy.

Grandma: "Bit your tongue there , Person B?"

End of example lecture.
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Go bite yourself.
 
Just finished a great workout with my wife. We warmed up together and then she went and did legs while I went and hit back. Afterwards we met back up and played some racquetball.
 
Since I have too many PMs to go through right now and a few people think I'm ignoring them, hopefully you guys see this (not u recoverbros, just didn't know where else to post this): I will get back to you this weekend
 
mr.cooper69 said:
Since I have too many PMs to go through right now and a few people think I'm ignoring them, hopefully you guys see this (not u recoverbros, just didn't know where else to post this): I will get back to you this weekend
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...not looking forward to this :scared1::scared:
 
mr.cooper69 said:
Since I have too many PMs to go through right now and a few people think I'm ignoring them, hopefully you guys see this (not u recoverbros, just didn't know where else to post this): I will get back to you this weekend
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Why must you neglect me coop!?!?!?
 
kingjameskjf said:
Just finished a great workout with my wife. We warmed each other up and then she spread her legs while I went and hit it from the back. Afterwards we went and played some racquetball.
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So what was the better workout James?
 
kingjameskjf said:
Just finished a great workout with my wife. We warmed up together and then she went and did legs while I went and hit back. Afterwards we met back up and played some racquetball.
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this was misleading . . . I was expecting sex details, but all I got was discussion involving blue balls!
 
p5sky said:
this was misleading . . . I was expecting sex details, but all I got was discussion involving blue balls!
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That's why I fixed it for the interested followers...
 
Homorza said:
I enjoy getting bare backed and prefer it to be Capped with golden showers.
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What is this match dot com or something?
 
LifTandLick said:
I let my homosexual fantasies about Celorza get the best of me
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I know it happens brother, it's ok I am very desirable.

Question, does your tongue double up as a scrotum shaving tool too?
 
Celorza said:
No Uncle Luke please...for the kindness you have shown to me I say to you, you have not to leave...I will...:( Goodbye
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And thus did the world never hear from the one known simply as "Celly" ever again. Many just speculated that he hung himself in his closet with his money belt to be closer to the smell he loved with such passion. Some speculated though, as the the funeral service was a closed casket event and even the Medical Examiner's report was sealed. After numerous attempts by the media and some large money-backed fraternity, the documents were ordered unsealed for verification. However, between the time of the court order and the opening of them the following morning, all associated documents disappeared mysteriously. Some say ol' Celly really didn't die, that he simply absconded to Canada to be close to the nicer version of the American Mountainous Yeti's (A.K.A. MidWestBeasts). Others claimed to have sighted him in Nova Scotia pounding on random doors wearing rags, smelling like dung, and voice raw from yelling for somebody named Bob. Personally, I put more stock in the lesser known but more feasible story that his mind just popped. It was due to an accumulation of stressors that made him dip into his entire stash of nootropics guzzling supplements down by the bottle and injecting other for a faster response. This acute overdose changed him in ways that are indescribable. He was reported to join some overseas militia but was hospitalized after several episodes of self-mutilization making him unrecognizable. He is now suspected to be kept in a secret overseas insane asylum where he is being used for not-so-scientific experiments.
 
kingjameskjf said:
And thus did the world never hear from the one known simply as "Celly" ever again. Many just speculated that he hung himself in his closet with his money belt to be closer to the smell he loved with such passion. Some speculated though, as the the funeral service was a closed casket event and even the Medical Examiner's report was sealed. After numerous attempts by the media and some large money-backed fraternity, the documents were ordered unsealed for verification. However, between the time of the court order and the opening of them the following morning, all associated documents disappeared mysteriously. Some say ol' Celly really didn't die, that he simply absconded to Canada to be close to the nicer version of the American Mountainous Yeti's (A.K.A. MidWestBeasts). Others claimed to have sighted him in Nova Scotia pounding on random doors wearing rags, smelling like dung, and voice raw from yelling for somebody named Bob. Personally, I put more stock in the lesser known but more feasible story that his mind just popped. It was due to an accumulation of stressors that made him dip into his entire stash of nootropics guzzling supplements down by the bottle and injecting other for a faster response. This acute overdose changed him in ways that are indescribable. He was reported to join some overseas militia but was hospitalized after several episodes of self-mutilization making him unrecognizable. He is now suspected to be kept in a secret overseas insane asylum where he is being used for not-so-scientific experiments.
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You mean a whore house? Where the rich men with a taste for boys go and buy their boy-toys? Yeah, I can see that happening.
 
lukehayd said:
You mean a whore house? Where the rich men with a taste for boys go and buy their boy-toys? Yeah, I can see that happening.
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You seem to be very knowledgable about that topic Luke.
 
Apparently I am so short (5'6") that I should get the doctors to take an MRI and confirm I should be put on HGH so I can lose about 17lbs of fat in 2 months doing nothing. Interesting...my size is revealing some crucial facts about me...maybe I'll grow an inch in those 2 months too!
 
Celorza said:
Apparently I am so short (5'6") that I should get the doctors to take an MRI and confirm I should be put on HGH so I can lose about 17lbs of fat in 2 months doing nothing. Interesting...my size is revealing some crucial facts about me...maybe I'll grow an inch in those 2 months too!
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You're 21. It's likely that your epiphyseal plates are already mostly sealed thus not allowing any further growth in the way of height.
 
kingjameskjf said:
You're 21. It's likely that your epiphyseal plates are already mostly sealed thus not allowing any further growth in the way of height.
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Haha I was making fun of a thread Jeff commented on, thought he would catch it. I love my size brother. My dad actually offered to get me an opinion for this treatment when I was 16 years old...I have been this size for a good while :p! I said no , gotta love yourself the way you are ;)!
 
Celorza said:
Haha I was making fun of a thread Jeff commented on, thought he would catch it. I love my size brother. My dad actually offered to get me an opinion for this treatment when I was 16 years old...I have been this size for a good while :p! I said no , gotta love yourself the way you are ;)!
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You're height is killer for BB'ing. Not so much for basketball though.
 
kingjameskjf said:
You're height is killer for BB'ing. Not so much for basketball though.
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Oddly enough I played basketball in Elementary and some middle school, and was quite the MVP ;)! Got my share of Cheek-kisses and hand holdings from cute girls back in the day because of that!
 
Celorza said:
Oddly enough I played basketball in Elementary and some middle school, and was quite the MVP ;)! Got my share of Cheek-kisses and hand holdings from cute girls back in the day because of that!
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Most Vulnerable Person? Those cheek kisses were elbows to the face when they were clearing out. The holding hands was their attempt at giving you a "good game" that you misconstrued as affection.
 
kingjameskjf said:
Most Vulnerable Person? Those cheek kisses were elbows to the face when they were clearing out. The holding hands was their attempt at giving you a "good game" that you misconstrued as affection.
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¬¬ Mexican height average is not that high...I was tall in the Motherland of my mom...Ask djbombsquat if you don't believe me!
 
Celorza said:
You were saying I was short and bad at ball...And I was not! My childhood was a little bit brighter with ball!
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Negative oh anti beta-carotene one. It is what we typically call humor, a joke, a jest, a funny, a lol, and a twist of your words to mean something different for a HA.
 
kingjameskjf said:
Negative oh anti beta-carotene one. It is what we typically call humor, a joke, a jest, a funny, a lol, and a twist of your words to mean something different for a HA.
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I now I did laugh lol just forgot to add /endrant on the past one. I did get kneed on my Jiggleberries twice or thrice indeed...that did not feel good :shock:
 
Celorza said:
I now I did laugh lol just forgot to add /endrant on the past one. I did get kneed on my Jiggleberries twice or thrice indeed...that did not feel good :shock:
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You say "back in the day" but you only just broke 20 so how long can back in the day really be? Of course I'm not that old myself. I still love playing basketball and I play once a week with the same group of guys (mostly) for the past decade or so. Best cardio ever.
 
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