MidwestBeast
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A girl at my gym farted today doing a 115lb Squat. And it was not a queef.
lol'd
The bigger question is did she stop or keep going (with the squat; not the gas)?
A girl at my gym farted today doing a 115lb Squat. And it was not a queef.
lol'd
The bigger question is did she stop or keep going (with the squat; not the gas)?
It was when she was pushing up, she got all red...set the bar turned around and bolted out of the gym. I never knew women farted :blink: (semi-serious...never had that happen at all)
Sounds like she quit.
That's too bad. It's embarrassing, sure, but you can't let that ruin your workout. Now if it was a shart, then I think she had the right reaction lol.
I'm on my phone app right now but if I remember correctly you don't represent RB in your sig either?
Sounds like she quit.
That's too bad. It's embarrassing, sure, but you can't let that ruin your workout. Now if it was a shart, then I think she had the right reaction lol.
I disagree. A shart should never ruin your workout, even if you are doing handstand push ups.
I think the only logical thing to do is if Cesar asks for clarification on the incident next time he sees her.
I disagree. A shart should never ruin your workout, even if you are doing handstand push ups.
I think the only logical thing to do is if Cesar asks for clarification on the incident next time he sees her.
bdcc said:I disagree. A shart should never ruin your workout, even if you are doing handstand push ups.
I think the only logical thing to do is if Cesar asks for clarification on the incident next time he sees her.
Are you suggesting I advise her never to give up on a workout again? I have lost all touch with women...
MidwestBeast said:No, he's suggesting you walk up and say something along the lines of, "Hey. I remember seeing you on Tuesday, August 28th and you farted during a set of squats and then left abruptly. I was curious if that was the final rep of your workout or if you stopped early because you were embarrassed or because you sharted. Your clarification would be greatly appreciated."
Also make sure you say it really loud so others hear.
No, he's suggesting you walk up and say something along the lines of, "Hey. I remember seeing you on Tuesday, August 28th and you farted during a set of squats and then left abruptly. I was curious if that was the final rep of your workout or if you stopped early because you were embarrassed or because you sharted. Your clarification would be greatly appreciated."
Also make sure you say it really loud so others hear.
If she is really someone who works out she will completely understand.
Just point your finger and laugh. That's always the best thing to do in any circumstance.
No, he's suggesting you walk up and say something along the lines of, "Hey. I remember seeing you on Tuesday, August 28th and you farted during a set of squats and then left abruptly. I was curious if that was the final rep of your workout or if you stopped early because you were embarrassed or because you sharted. Your clarification would be greatly appreciated."
Also make sure you say it really loud so others hear.
This is exactly what I was hoping for. I would have laughed when I read this but it felt like I was reading my own words.
Looks like someone grew some of these today.
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Yes. Soccer balls. It's rare to be able to grow them in this continent. Celly has done so, and has had a bumper crop thus far. Kudos.
As for me, tomatoes are doing well, the zucchini died, the brussel sprouts look terrible, and I fully regret not planting kohlrabi.
Have I just been acknowledged for having grown a pair of Omega-Balls? Or is it too soon to apply to join the ranks of the Omegas? haha
Bollocks!If you have to ask, you're not there! Omegas just take/do without asking.
It's your birthday Luke!!?? Happy B-day bro, enjoy and treat yourself to some Meat, Carbs, S3x and Rock and Roll!!Gonna have myself a big prime rib for my 35th tonight! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Have I just been acknowledged for having grown a pair of Omega-Balls? Or is it too soon to apply to join the ranks of the Omegas? haha
If you have to ask, you're not there! Omegas just take/do without asking.
Bollocks!
Gonna have myself a big prime rib for my 35th tonight! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
I just remember I am mad at you and have thus proven Justin IS the nicest RecoverBro. Even if he acts tough, he always replies to my PMs in due time and course, no matter how silly they are. Yet you, my dear Bennifer, have ignored one I sent you days ago, this goes to show you can not judge a book by its cover. Just like how Lemon might look tempting, but Raspberry is always best.
I have been enlightened today, Bobby and Luke were right...it is debatable that you are the nicest OtterBro...
See above. You do not choose Omega. Omega chooses you.
A Texan does not say bollocks. Only BritBen can say bollocks. Until Gordon Ramsey enters this thread, Ben is the only one who can use that term. Go give yourself a wedgie for disobeying the rules of continental linguistics.
Hey!! Happy Bday, man!! Hope ya have a good one! :cheers:
I fully intended to reply to your message. I read it whilst on my phone and wanted to type a detailed response when I was on my computer.
I apologise for the delay. It is a delay, not an ignore.
P.S. saying Justin is the nicest RecoverBro is like saying Hitler was the nicest German.
bdcc said:I will definitely not apologise for that comment. Justin is hostile and obnoxious lol. I don't think he would deny it though so it is all good.
I don't know who the nicest RecoverBro would be though. Bruce is a kind hearted soul, perhaps him?
Definitely not me, Justin, Blake or Tim lol.
PrepNwa23 said:Happy birthday Luke.
Ryan
Enjoy your birthday meat, Luke.
Can you say that in a Darth vader voice?
bdcc said:I haven't spoken to Ryan enough to be sure. I had you two both in the nominations because I couldn't rule either of you out.
Bruce is perhaps one I have spoken to the most so was confident he was in the running.
Wouldn't stay there long..(=Ben, I want your slinsane in my belly
I will definitely not apologise for that comment. Justin is hostile and obnoxious lol. I don't think he would deny it though so it is all good.
I don't know who the nicest RecoverBro would be though. Bruce is a kind hearted soul, perhaps him?
Definitely not me, Justin, Blake or Tim lol.
Wouldn't stay there long..(=
LOL. I prefer Slintensity thus far. Blood glucose dropped to the 45-min control levels after only 27 min, with equal carb intake! Working on getting a little line graph going
I envy you, Matt is nice enough to let you try Slintensity first...Cybear, how are the sleep effects when dosed pre-bed for Keto Purposes? Matt said it was one of the best nights of his life, and both you and I appreciate a good night's sleep!
How sad . . . we have resorted to a good night's sleep for a "great time"? This is one of the most depressing statements in this entire threadA great night does not have to include hookers and fire trucks, (but it doesn't hurt) but I would have the minimum requirement of a 2" steak and some wild, passionate cuddling by that special someone.
PrepNwa23 said:Bruce is the kindest RecoverBro fact.
Who do you wanna Cuddle most from this thread Paul? as for eating a 2" steak...well I guess someone in the thread should be around 2" and can oblige thy needs.