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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

taman6886 said:
Yes, All of my abandonment issues have been resolved. Now I must break your knee caps, chain you to my computer desk and prop your eyes open with tooth picks. Although this will indeed hurt, just remember I am doing this because I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! (See Ben, it doesn't have to involve killing!) Which oddly enough reminds me of a bizarre fact in the infamous crimes category. Jeffery Dalmer ate his victims so that they would become part of him so he would never be alone. Of course, he also had anal intercourse with a set of some dudes buttocks he kept in the freezer also (If that does not push the ****ing envelope, I have no idea what will-been saving that for a special occasion, and the Return of the King is special enough)
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ahahahaha! I am so confused and simultaneously mortified by this statement...yet, there is another part of me that feels warm and fuzzy (and no MidgetWaxedBum isn't it).
 
I wake up this morning check NTBM YES transaderm is finally in stock, go to work, get my paycheck, jump right on my computer just to see that they somehow ran out in like 12 hours. There is steam coming out my ears at this point, maybe breaking something expensive will make me feel better?
 
GOING4SWELL said:
I wake up this morning check NTBM YES transaderm is finally in stock, go to work, get my paycheck, jump right on my computer just to see that they somehow ran out in like 12 hours. There is steam coming out my ears at this point, maybe breaking something expensive will make me feel better?
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Don't be mad bra, I like my carrots raw and chilled, not cooked!
 
GOING4SWELL said:
I wake up this morning check my soil, eat some fertilizer, think about growing, jump right out of the ground and onto a farm truck and discover a family of turnips. There is steam coming out my ears at this point, maybe preserving myself for just the last couple hours of cooking in the stew will help me?
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It's worth a shot...
Carrots are so weird.
 
GOING4SWELL said:
Did someone say carrot?
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Seriously lol'd.

All I can picture, because of his avatar, is Ezekiel sitting at a computer just WAITING for someone to mention him, and then it's all like DADDY! DADDY! I'M A CARROT!





Oh, and now that you're back, KingJaundice, fix your stupid company website so I can buy the Focus-XT that I've been trying to get for a week now lol.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Seriously lol'd.

All I can picture, because of his avatar, is Ezekiel sitting at a computer just WAITING for someone to mention him, and then it's all like DADDY! DADDY! I'M A CARROT!





Oh, and now that you're back, KingJaundice, fix your stupid company website so I can buy the Focus-XT that I've been trying to get for a week now lol.
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You want the rest of mine?
I bought a tub a while ago and kept it in my work locker for my morning coffee substitute. It is now the consistency of Floam.
Giant balls of wet looking Focus XT lol.
It still works out when you use a blender bottle.
If you want it, I will send.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
You want the rest of mine?
I bought a tub a while ago and kept it in my work locker for my morning coffee substitute. It is now the consistency of Floam.
Giant balls of wet looking Focus XT lol.
It still works out when you use a blender bottle.
If you want it, I will send.
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It does that due to the nootropics but it's just fine. Put a clump into your shaker cup and it will dissolve quickly and you still get the same benefits. So stop your sniveling and man up. It'll grow hair on body, just like Midweirdbeard.
 
kingjameskjf said:
I am a girl.
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FL3X MAGNUM said:
You want the rest of mine?
I bought a tub a while ago and kept it in my work locker for my morning coffee substitute. It is now the consistency of Floam.
Giant balls of wet looking Focus XT lol.
It still works out when you use a blender bottle.
If you want it, I will send.
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I appreciate the offer, but it's cool, man. I'll wait til I can put in the order and plus I don't want to cost you shipping since that is just as annoying lol.

Now go send stopstalking more inappropriate free items (oh! and sign him up for extremist propaganda, too!).
 
MidwestBeast said:
I appreciate the offer, and it's cool, I'll be your man. I'll wait til I can put in the order and plus I don't want to cost you shipping since that is just as annoying lol.

Now I can go start stalking more inappropriate things (oh! and sign me up for extremist Occupy My Beard rally, too!).
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My, that is thoughtful.
 
kingjameskjf said:
My, that is thoughtful.
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I see what you're trying to do...

However, I am celebrating mo-vember and have a fantastic mustache (and goatee, but trimmed up very short to let the 'stache shine for 30 days).

:sombrero:
 
Whenever I take my first sip out of a can or bottle of soda it makes me hiccup.
 
kingjameskjf said:
that was brilliant. glad to see you still have your wits about you. I mocked you openly in your own thread btw.
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This I know. I chose to let it slide because I don't care about you at all, not even the slightest bit :)
 
Thanks for noticing something that happened days ago, I see how involved in this family you are.
On a side note, I wake up this morning with a PM from Aaron saying he negged stxnas! He is definitely the black sheep here guys. I apologize for adopting him.....
 
1) KingJames is back, our wolfpack is reunited again!
2) Going4Swell saying "did someone mention a carrot" made me burst out laughing haha.

MidwestBeast said:
I leave this thread for 10 minutes and you drop a sponsor and pick up another? lol
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3) Now rumours have spread about Milas and Flex being the same person 'Flex' has decided to work with another company so they get a wider range of supplements each month.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
Thanks for noticing something that happened days ago, I see how involved in this family you are.
On a side note, I wake up this morning with a PM from Aaron saying he negged stxnas! He is definitely the black sheep here guys. I apologize for adopting him.....
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4) Was this a genuine neg or an unintentional one? lol
 
taman6886 said:
Yes, All of my abandonment issues have been resolved. Now I must break your knee caps, chain you to my computer desk and prop your eyes open with tooth picks. Although this will indeed hurt, just remember I am doing this because I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! (See Ben, it doesn't have to involve killing!) Which oddly enough reminds me of a bizarre fact in the infamous crimes category. Jeffery Dalmer ate his victims so that they would become part of him so he would never be alone. Of course, he also had anal intercourse with a set of some dudes buttocks he kept in the freezer also (If that does not push the ****ing envelope, I have no idea what will-been saving that for a special occasion, and the Return of the King is special enough)
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I am so disappointed that Ben has had nothing to say about this post, especially since I mentiuoned him by name. It as if he is mortified by my dark side. Just promise me you won't leave Ben, (Like the King) and I promise, PROMISE we can leave your femur's in tact!
 
bdcc said:
4) Was this a genuine neg or an unintentional one? lol
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It's true. AJ negged me. I don't care though b/c it was accompanied by a smiley.
...that and because my neg put him back over 7,000 points more than his hurt me :D
 
It was an accident.


Totally I was able to rep u twice Nate :D
And
Hopefully Fl3xy repped ya 2
 
stxnas said:
It's true. AJ negged me. I don't care though b/c it was accompanied by a smiley.
...that and because my neg put him back over 7,000 points more than his hurt me :D
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LOL don't you love happy negs?
When bdcc negged me the last time, the message to go with it said something like "lol Sustain Alpha dildo FTW!"
Not kidding either.
If I quoted the post that led to this accidental neg it wouldn't be so creepy but I like to make it creepy.
 
GOING4SWELL said:
Did someone say carrot?
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I was thinking 'broccoli', does that count?

FL3X MAGNUM said:
You want the rest of mine?
I bought a tub a while ago and kept it in my work locker for my morning coffee substitute. It is now the consistency of Floam.
Giant balls of wet looking Focus XT lol.
It still works out when you use a blender bottle.
If you want it, I will send.
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heh-heh, we in the biz call those 'Focus poppersXT'...great for travelling...

MidwestBeast said:
I see what you're trying to do...

However, I am celebrating mo-vember and have a fantastic mustache (and goatee, but trimmed up very short to let the 'stache shine for 30 days).

:sombrero:
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strangely enough, Flex mentioned doing something similar with his 'happy trail'....

stxnas said:
It's true. AJ negged me. I don't care though b/c it was accompanied by a smiley.
...that and because my neg put him back over 7,000 points more than his hurt me :D
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heh, funny, was he negging one of your infamous racist posts you have strewn all over? Aye Carumba man!! Get.a.grip! ;)

.
.
I keed-I keed.... :lol:
 
I accidentally negged one of the fellow originators of this thread weeks ago. I shall leave him anonymous, but he whined aBout it for days on ENd.
:lol:
 
taman6886 said:
I am so disappointed that Ben has had nothing to say about this post, especially since I mentiuoned him by name. It as if he is mortified by my dark side. Just promise me you won't leave Ben, (Like the King) and I promise, PROMISE we can leave your femur's in tact!
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Don't force me into loving you with threats of violence haha!

stxnas said:
It's true. AJ negged me. I don't care though b/c it was accompanied by a smiley.
...that and because my neg put him back over 7,000 points more than his hurt me :D
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This is Nate playing "my forum e-penis is bigger than yours" lol.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
LOL don't you love happy negs?
When bdcc negged me the last time, the message to go with it said something like "lol Sustain Alpha dildo FTW!"
Not kidding either.
If I quoted the post that led to this accidental neg it wouldn't be so creepy but I like to make it creepy.
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I can't deny this. In context it made perfect sense though, I promise.

stxnas said:
I accidentally negged one of the fellow originators of this thread weeks ago. I shall leave him anonymous, but he whined aBout it for days on ENd.
:lol:
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It probably came across like a racist hate crime. ;)
 
taman6886 said:
Ok, give him some crack. We all know it was more like 2 lines, maybe he was blacked out for all but 10 minutes on it. GET OFF MY POURCH Midwest! I need to make more first.
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you gotta keep that kind of stuff quite bro.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
LOL don't you love happy negs?
When bdcc negged me the last time, the message to go with it said something like "lol Sustain Alpha dildo FTW!"
Not kidding either.
If I quoted the post that led to this accidental neg it wouldn't be so creepy but I like to make it creepy.
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Negged for whining like a school girl who just had her carrots stolen.
 
bdcc said:
Don't force me into loving you with threats of violence haha!
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That wasn't a threat of violence, it was a promise of non violence, provided you meet certain "behavioral standards". Well, now I guess that could be taken as a back handed threat, now couldn't it. Damn it, no SEE WHAT YOU MADE DADDY TAMAN DO! NO MORE WIRE HANGERS>>>>>>>>>>>EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[video=youtube;upc8wWI6F7Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upc8wWI6F7Y[/video]
 
Racism...
smh haha guys are a trip.
When I first came on here I thought the guy with the name bigblackguy, was actually a big black guy; Guess by the avatar my assumptions were wrong.


Either way here is a fun thread u might not have seen.... Enjoy

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kingjameskjf said:
you gotta keep that kind of stuff quite bro.

Negged for whining like a school girl who just had her carrots stolen.
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^^^ They eat dicks, if in fact they are over 18. Have u seen any of the latest porn tapes (I know u watch it) that's all they show.
 
AaronJP1 said:
Racism...
smh haha guys are a trip.
When I first came on here I thought the guy with the name bigblackguy, was actually a big black guy; Guess by the avatar my assumptions were wrong.


Either way here is a fun thread u might not have seen.... Enjoy

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I was also disheartened to find out that BigBlackGuy was in fact a white dude...ever since then, my level of trust IRL has tanked...I mean if you can't trust a bodybuilding forum name to accurately portray the person behind it, what hope is there in my day to day interactions with the tangible...:sadwavey:
 
schizm said:
I was also disheartened to find out that BigBlackGuy was in fact a white dude...ever since then, my level of trust IRL has tanked...I mean if you can't trust a bodybuilding forum name to accurately portray the person behind it, what hope is there in my day to day interactions with the tangible...:sadwavey:
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Exactly, which is why I know that deep down inside you're a **** bag. I'm mean with a user name like schizm, and we all know what taking a huge schizm in the port-o-potty is like.
 
lol'd @ everything above haha.
 
kingjameskjf said:
Exactly, which is why I know that deep down inside you're a **** bag. I'm mean with a user name like schizm, and we all know what taking a huge schizm in the port-o-potty is like.
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A schizm is a large gap, divide or separation. So Schizm is either EMO because he feels cut off from the land of the living (Insert Twilight referrence here) or is a giant vag/gash. Not quite sure yet, but I am certain that he does not have sand in his cavity :)
 
kingjameskjf said:
Exactly, which is why I know that deep down inside you're a **** bag. I'm mean with a user name like schizm, and we all know what taking a huge schizm in the port-o-potty is like.
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Ironic enough '****bag' was taken as a forum name when I signed up....and 'port-o-potty' just seemed too long...
 
Wow queenjames is coming back STRONG. So much hate in here.
Very poor representation of SNS. I hereby resign from my PLCAR log and would like you all to know that Focus XT didn't do jack for me!
 
taman6886 said:
A schizm is a large gap, divide or separation. So Schizm is either EMO because he feels cut off from the land of the living (Insert Twilight referrence here) or is a giant vag/gash. Not quite sure yet, but I am certain that he does not have sand in his cavity :)
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I was referring to the generic/slang use of schizm. For example you just so happened to have been severely mocked with foulness. you then say, You done just got schizmed brah!

schizm said:
Ironic enough '****bag' was taken as a forum name when I signed up....and 'port-o-potty' just seemed too long...
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I think you did the right thing and picked the next best suitable choice. However, I am late for my internship now thanks to you unruly bunch and must bugger off now.
 
Did you try the cotton candy FXT? I leave it in my cupboard just so I can smell it every morning while grabbing the oatmeal and protein :D
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Wow queenjames is coming back STRONG. So much hate in here.
Very poor representation of SNS. I hereby resign from my PLCAR log and would like you all to know that Focus XT didn't do jack for me!
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You sir (and I use that term very loosely) will feel the extent of my wrath when I'm back on the boards later tonight. I bid thee adieu.
 
Queenjames is a very insulting misrepresentation of the kind citizens of the UK.
It deeply saddens me to see him tarnish BDCC's heritage with such a foul accord.
 
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