kingjameskjf
Well-known member
Yes, All of my abandonment issues have been resolved. Now I must break your knee caps, chain you to my computer desk and prop your eyes open with tooth picks. Although this will indeed hurt, just remember I am doing this because I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! (See Ben, it doesn't have to involve killing!) Which oddly enough reminds me of a bizarre fact in the infamous crimes category. Jeffery Dalmer ate his victims so that they would become part of him so he would never be alone. Of course, he also had anal intercourse with a set of some dudes buttocks he kept in the freezer also (If that does not push the ****ing envelope, I have no idea what will-been saving that for a special occasion, and the Return of the King is special enough)
ahahahaha! I am so confused and simultaneously mortified by this statement...yet, there is another part of me that feels warm and fuzzy (and no MidgetWaxedBum isn't it).