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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

taman6886 said:
For context, this came into a discussion about RS Transaderm tightening skin. I am compelled to ask Flex, why do you need the skin of your taint tightened, have you been so stretched that your taint resembles the drooling jowels of a worn out porn queen's labia? /shudders :wtf:
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I'm planning a vacation soon and I want to look my best, no droopy taints!
 
What the hell is a taint? From the way you two describe it I feel a whole new meaning to the song 'Tainted Love'!
 
bdcc said:
What the hell is a taint? From the way you two describe it I feel a whole new meaning to the song 'Tainted Love'!
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Actually the song is spot on.
A taint: taint your balls and it taint your ass...
It's the area in between.
 
This tainted love you give, I give you all a boy could give, take my tears and that's not nearlly all...........

Damn it Ben, now it's in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Do you have to shave it first for better absorption of the Transderm?
 
bdcc said:
Do you have to shave it first for better absorption of the Transderm?
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Well according to the bottle, shaving the hair is recommended but not required.
 
Ok, compulsively youtubed "Tainted love" then decided to replace it with this:

[video=youtube;YH5Arbm47IQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH5Arbm47IQ[/video]

Oddly enough, I actually found myself trying to mentally work this thread into the song, envisioning Ben singing "Ahhhhhh, Midewest, here we go again................." :poke:
 
I am on my phone so can't watch the video.

Is it Whitesnake? I would love to sing it to Blake, an adapted version at least.

"Here I go again on my phone!
Typing in the only thread I've ever owned!"
 
bdcc said:
I am on my phone so can't watch the video.

Is it Whitesnake? I would love to sing it to Blake, an adapted version at least.

"Here I go again on my phone!
Typing in the only thread I've ever owned!"
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What kind of crappy phones do you have on that side of the pond?
 
i have a feeling its one of these....


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EasyEJL said:
What kind of crappy phones do you have on that side of the pond?
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I am on an HTC Desire but need WiFi to watch a YouTube clip smoothly. This isn't a third world country, we have televisions and internet here too you know. ;)
 
bdcc said:
I am on an HTC Desire but need WiFi to watch a YouTube clip smoothly. This isn't a third world country, we have televisions and internet here too you know. ;)
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Shame, you guys will receive the iPhone 1 by the time the rest of us have the iPhone 35. Didn't know it was that bad over there.
 
This thread has become elite. I hope that the misquoting catches on like wildfire and spreads! Quick, to the PA and Dr. D threads!!!

Reps for anyone misquoting Admin... ;)
 
EasyEJL said:
You only get 3 channels though?
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I don't know, my arm gets tired holding the antenna up that long trying to find signal!

Grumpy said:
Shame, you guys will receive the iPhone 1 by the time the rest of us have the iPhone 35. Didn't know it was that bad over there.
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I don't know who you are Grumpy I am afraid so this insult was like water off a duck's back, I won't dignify it with a comical response. ;)

Milas said:
This thread has become elite. I hope that the misquoting catches on like wildfire and spreads! Quick, to the PA and Dr. D threads!!!

Reps for anyone misquoting Admin... ;)
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Haha, is it worth the ban hammer? It takes a brave soldier to venture that far into the forest. Brave or stupid perhaps, where is MedievalBruce?

StakedCop said:
I keep seeing this thread pop up and I must say... I kinda wanna try recoverpro to see what's up! Lol
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Staked, this thread is right up your street. The RecoverPro is more of a side story by now lol.
 
stxnas said:
More importantly, what if it's already shaved, but for other reasons...:thinking:
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Well ok I'll be honest. Milas said if I shave my taint and put the RecoverPro there, it would deliver faster. Again, he lied.
 
StakedCop said:
I keep seeing MidWest's boner pop up and I must say... I kinda wanna try to see what's up! Lol
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Really? Dude, MWB gets everyone to switch sides...
 
MidwestBeast said:
Hai guyz, n00b here with a question. Could you tell me where I can find some steroids? I'm not asking for a source, you know, but could you just kind of tell me? kthxbye
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Well...I used to. I was like 3 weeks into my deca cycle and I lost all my vials...and my SERM never showed up. So hopefully I can find more. I swear I'm not source fishing.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Hai guyz, n00b here with a question. Could you tell me where I can find some steroids? I'm not asking for a source, you know, but could you just kind of tell me? kthxbye
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I was wondering this as well, but how can I get my arms as big as John Cena's? I just want to his arms, nothing else. kthxbye :)
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Well...I used to. I was like 3 weeks into my deca cycle and I lost all my vials...and my SERM never showed up. So hopefully I can find more. I swear I'm not source fishing.
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lol I think we just found bdcc's next thread:

Help Milas Find a Legit Source (Plus, FREE RecoverPRO!)
 
bdcc said:
I don't know, my arm gets tired holding my schlong up that long trying to get off!



I don't know who you are Grumpy I am afraid of possibly inviting an attempt at surprise sex so this insult was like water off a duck's back, I won't dignify it with a comical response. ;)



Haha, is it worth the ban hammer? It takes a brave soldier to venture that far into the bush of Flex's taint with out a 2x4 strapped to his ass. Brave or stupid perhaps, where is MedievalBruce?



Staked, this thread is right up your street. The RecoverPro is more of a side story by now lol.
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Damn Ben, really really pushing the boundaries here!
 
Grumpy said:
I was wondering this as well, but how can I get my arms as big as John Cena's? I just want to his arms, nothing else. kthxbye :)
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Drink RecoverPro
 
taman6886 said:
Rude, simple, straight forward but a bit unoriginal. I give it 5/10. :)
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I'm a newb though, it's going to take a while before I get the hang of things. I'm afraid of crossing the line on the misquoting though, I feel like I might overdue it a little. lol
 
MidwestBeast said:
lol I think we just found bdcc's next thread:

Help Milas Find a Legit Source (Plus, FREE RecoverPRO!)
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For every source post, stxnas will send a tub of RecoverPro!
 
Grumpy said:
I'm a newb though, it's going to take a while before I get the hang of things. I'm afraid of crossing the line on the misquoting though, I feel like I might overdue it a little. lol
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Seriously, when I first joined in on this insanity, I decided I had made myself fair game and had no right to get upset about what anyone else did in here, as I voluntarily opened my self up to it. So, kind of like "Fight Club", the first rule of this thread is "Don't get sand in your vag about anything or stay the hell out of it." I believe that has been stated a few times in this thread. So by all means, go for it!
 
MidwestBeast said:
I like those odds!

Now is that for every legit source? Or can fakes win free RecoverPROz, too? :dunce:
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Well I was thinking since the mods have been around the boards a while they will know which ones are legit, so I would say only sources verified by the board mods, and all fakes get banhammer
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Well I was thinking since the mods have been around the boards a while they will know which ones are legit, so I would say only sources verified by the board mods, and all fakes get banhammer
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Seriously lol'ing
 
MidwestBeast said:
Just in case it were to be misconstrued, I went back and removed it lol.

I like to make jokes, but I really don't want one to turn into me getting banned, haha.
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I still say the thread goes live within the week.

Bdcc you don't have a say in this matter...
 
Guys, all jokes aside I have a serious issue.

A friend of mine is stacking Megaplexx and M1T, he doesn't know what they are but the guy in the shop said they were good for muscle building. I did some research for him and it turns out they are really potent steroids. He is very near the end of his cycle and I read he needs a SERM. He doesn't know this, I am just trying to be a good friend. I am not hunting for sources, I was just hoping maybe you could give me the web address minus a couple of the letters, or write it backwards so the mods don't see it. If you do PM me with them I won't hold it against you.

My friend can't ask you himself, he wanted to but his internet connection is down because a badger nibbled through his internet cable. He was going to ask a neighbour but the badger ate theirs as well. He hasn't got any family members he can borrow the internet from because they literally all just moved to another country. He can't look on my computer, his phone or use any type of internet cafe, he has great reasons for why I am asking on his behalf.

It is definitely for him though, not for me.

Thanks.

P.S. is it normal for your nipples to leak when you are 9 weeks into this stack? Not for me, I am just curious.
 
bdcc said:
Guys, all jokes aside I have a serious issue.

A friend of mine is stacking Megaplexx and M1T, he doesn't know what they are but the guy in the shop said they were good for muscle building. I did some research for him and it turns out they are really potent steroids. He is very near the end of his cycle and I read he needs a SERM. He doesn't know this, I am just trying to be a good friend. I am not hunting for sources, I was just hoping maybe you could give me the web address minus a couple of the letters, or write it backwards so the mods don't see it. If you do PM me with them I won't hold it against you.

My friend can't ask you himself, he wanted to but his internet connection is down because a badger nibbled through his internet cable. He was going to ask a neighbour but the badger ate theirs as well. He hasn't got any family members he can borrow the internet from because they literally all just moved to another country. He can't look on my computer, his phone or use any type of internet cafe, he has great reasons for why I am asking on his behalf.

It is definitely for him though, not for me.

Thanks.

P.S. is it normal for your nipples to leak when you are 9 weeks into this stack? Not for me, I am just curious.
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No prob, brah!

Actually, RecoverPRO is a SERM, so you're totally in luck. You'll probably have moar gainz in PCT too!

p.s. badgers suck, yo!
 
Grumpy said:
I was wondering this as well, but how can I get my arms as big as John Cena's? I just want to his arms, nothing else. kthxbye as I am quite content with my tiny epeen:)
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Seriosuly dude, maybe you should have a talk with Bob over at Enzyte.com
 
I want Batista's arms and Hulk Hogan's tan.
 
bdcc said:
Guys, all jokes aside I have a serious issue.

A friend of mine is stacking Megaplexx and M1T, he doesn't know what they are but the guy in the shop said they were good for muscle building. I did some research for him and it turns out they are really potent steroids. He is very near the end of his cycle and I read he needs a SERM. He doesn't know this, I am just trying to be a good friend. I am not hunting for sources, I was just hoping maybe you could give me the web address minus a couple of the letters, or write it backwards so the mods don't see it. If you do PM me with them I won't hold it against you.

My friend can't ask you himself, he wanted to but his internet connection is down because a badger nibbled through his internet cable. He was going to ask a neighbour but the badger ate theirs as well. He hasn't got any family members he can borrow the internet from because they literally all just moved to another country. He can't look on my computer, his phone or use any type of internet cafe, he has great reasons for why I am asking on his behalf.

It is definitely for him though, not for me.

Thanks.

P.S. is it normal for your nipples to leak when you are 9 weeks into this stack? Not for me, I am just curious.
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I don't know anything about these "steroids" and "SERMS" stuff, but I hear Novedex XT was the best, but now it's hard to find. I think they found some Canadian Curlers using it in the Olympics and then they had to recall all the stock. If you talk to the Prime Minister he might know where to find one for you at the right price.

By the way, save the first drops coming out of your nipples, that's the colostrum and has a lot of good nutrients. Don't let that stuff go to waste, it's much better than whey! I think they use it in Aryuvedik medicine too.

Badgers suck, tell your friend to get out of Wisconsin.
 
Milas I thought colostrum only came from cows? I have been sneaking into my local farm at night and milking them.
 
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