Story Time... So this is before we were married, but the wife and I had been together for a while, we might have even been living with one another at this time, can't remember. Another thing to take into consideration, my wife is from Chile, she has only been here about 6yrs at this point and works in a Mexican restaurant, so minimal English (knows the basics, but does not get sarcasm)... Anyway, we are laying in bed one night watching TV and say Oh No... and I'm looking down at my member and she says, "What... what's wrong?" and I said, "I just got bit by a poisonous spider!" and she was getting all close and looking at it, saying, "Where... where?" I said right there pointing at the head, and I said look how swollen it is getting, then here's where she finally got that I was joking... I said, "Baby, your gonna have to suck the venom out!" Needless to say, she smacked me and I just retorted... "Please Baby, save my life, don't let me die!!!" She was not happy because she fell for it, LoL!!! I swear that is a true story, gotta love language barriers, usually aggravating, but from time to time, you can actually have fun with it!!!
