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BEWARE of ATOMIC MELTDOWN!!

Big BAMA

Big BAMA

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First let me say this product works, And works well. But there are side effects that you need to be aware of.
I just got back from a week in Ormond Beach Fl (North Daytona). While there I decided to try out the Atomic Meltdown Sample I had purchased from Nutraplanet. Well, I sat down by the pool put on a generous amount on my body and proceeded to sun myself. I had been laying out for about thirty minutes when I noticed a few ladies were checking me out and discussing my tanning oil. The questions started to arise in my head when I noticed these were not the hotties by the pool but the "Larger" women. One came by and said she loved the smell of my lotion and wanted to know where she could get some. I told her to go to Nutraplanet.com and it was called Atomic Meltdown, Yada, yada, yada. Anyway when she left I started wandering why the Bigger girls noticed this and not the hotties. Then it hit me. I SMELLED LIKE PANCAKES WITH MAPLE SYRUP! I was making the big girls hungry. Great I'm sitting by the pool smelling Like IHOP.
SO beware If you use this product you may be attacked by some large women.
But the product does work.
 
When I first saw this title in all caps lock, I knew you serious right away.


Seriously who needs 'hotties' anyway ?

3 fatties is more than 1 hottie.


More is better.
 
Haha, well played.

I'd say maple syrup sounds a might better than smelling like Bengay/IcyHot (Napalm's current smell...), which tends to repulse in my experience.
 
Big BAMA said:
First let me say this product works, And works well. But there are side effects that you need to be aware of.
I just got back from a week in Ormond Beach Fl (North Daytona). While there I decided to try out the Atomic Meltdown Sample I had purchased from Nutraplanet. Well, I sat down by the pool put on a generous amount on my body and proceeded to sun myself. I had been laying out for about thirty minutes when I noticed a few ladies were checking me out and discussing my tanning oil. The questions started to arise in my head when I noticed these were not the hotties by the pool but the "Larger" women. One came by and said she loved the smell of my lotion and wanted to know where she could get some. I told her to go to Nutraplanet.com and it was called Atomic Meltdown, Yada, yada, yada. Anyway when she left I started wandering why the Bigger girls noticed this and not the hotties. Then it hit me. I SMELLED LIKE PANCAKES WITH MAPLE SYRUP! I was making the big girls hungry. Great I'm sitting by the pool smelling Like IHOP.
SO beware If you use this product you may be attacked by some large women.
But the product does work.
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Lol - Well played indeed. :lol:

Don't worry, hot chicks like pancakes and maple syrup too! ;) haha.

The funny part is that i work in ormond beach lol.
 
Big BAMA said:
...But the product does work.
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Could you give more details? Nice to know the smell is awesome, but how about the tanning and the mild fat-loss effects?
 
Trauma1 said:
Lol - Well played indeed. :lol:

Don't worry, hot chicks like pancakes and maple syrup too! ;) haha.

The funny part is that i work in ormond beach lol.
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I knew T1 would turn up in no time! :thumbsup:

I must admit the title jolted me some!
 
strategicmove said:
Could you give more details? Nice to know the smell is awesome, but how about the tanning and the mild fat-loss effects?
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I only got to use it once but it worked very well for getting a good dark tan, The smell will last about a week. Even while using Java Lather the smell will be there. As far as Fat burning, again I only used it once but if I could get some that had an odor of Coconut oil instead of Mrs Butterworth my wife might let me use it again.
 
I don't mind a lady with a little extra girth. They take real nice care of their men and would probably bake you a pie. Whadya think Bama...

Not too big though, and most of the extra poundage I prefer in the rear end. Yah that's the ticket nice big booty.
 
Big BAMA said:
I only got to use it once but it worked very well for getting a good dark tan, The smell will last about a week. Even while using Java Lather the smell will be there. As far as Fat burning, again I only used it once but if I could get some that had an odor of Coconut oil instead of Mrs Butterworth my wife might let me use it again.
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Mrs Butterworth now there's a lady with big buns...
 
Same here. I can't wear it at the job it just invades the place!!!

But on a beach it's fine and works well!
 
You should have gotten the HECK outa there. You could've been eaten alive!!

I 'smell' a lawsuit

Bama vs. Meltdown
 
I wouldn't sue RPN I like Java Lather and Gut Health and Havoc and DCP tooooooo much. Plus even fat girls drooling over you can be cool.
 
Big BAMA said:
I wouldn't sue RPN I like Java Lather and Gut Health and Havoc and DCP tooooooo much. Plus even fat girls drooling over you can be cool.
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Yeah they make good stuff. Dsade told me they modified the smell so it should be better now.
 
LOL so you were their syrupy man pancake huh!! We did a modified version with little scent and i would not be opposed to a coconut /lime scented lotion!

So the new bottles have a reduced scent, you should be good there!
 
jjohn said:
Yeah they make good stuff. Dsade told me they modified the smell so it should be better now.
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Correct...we switched to an ultra pure ODORLESS Shea Butter, as well as reducing the total scent concentration (the sample sized haven't been refilled yet at NP, so they are original) due to customer feedback.

Definitely eliminated that lingering FattyMagnet aura of maple.
 
dsade said:
Correct...we switched to an ultra pure ODORLESS Shea Butter, as well as reducing the total scent concentration (the sample sized haven't been refilled yet at NP, so they are original) due to customer feedback.

Definitely eliminated that lingering FattyMagnet aura of maple.
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Lucky me, Well I will try the new version because it works great. I just got tired of my wife calling me Mr. Butterworth.
 
dsade said:
Correct...we switched to an ultra pure ODORLESS Shea Butter, as well as reducing the total scent concentration (the sample sized haven't been refilled yet at NP, so they are original) due to customer feedback.

Definitely eliminated that lingering FattyMagnet aura of maple.
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when is the new version sample size expected to be out? i will forsure grab one
 
TexasLifter89 said:
when is the new version sample size expected to be out? i will forsure grab one
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They just sent in a reorder 10 minutes ago...so it should be there by Wednesday.
 
Big BAMA said:
Lucky me, Well I will try the new version because it works great. I just got tired of my wife calling me Mr. Butterworth.
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You should hear what she calls you behind your back.
 
lmao that is some funny ****. My friend lives in Ormond Beach and Ive been there, great place if you don't get shot.
 
throw on some pheromones and those fatties would be doin more than talking about you. Could be dangerous.
 
If large chicks like the smell of "Atomic Meltdown", then what do thin hot chicks like the smell of , "USP's Recreate"?


:toofunny:
 
crader said:
LOL so you were their syrupy man pancake huh!! We did a modified version with little scent and i would not be opposed to a coconut /lime scented lotion!

So the new bottles have a reduced scent, you should be good there!
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did you mean a syrupy "mancake"?
 
It's been raining again all day on my off days. :( Even i can't get out with my pancake/syrup goodness to do a little tanning in florida. What's up with that?!?

Luckily my wife fends off the fatty's for me when they start swarmin' around looking at me like lunch. :)

:chick:
 
Trauma1 said:
Ormond Beach is FAR from an orlando or tampa bud. ;)
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I wasn't bragging, hah I guess I said it too bluntly. Its just when I went down we went all over the place, and I have really bad sense of direction so it could have been at different places. I was under the influence too..haha I mean its Florida.
 
Trauma1 said:
The funny part is that i work in ormond beach lol.
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I work in Ormond too...right off of Seabreeze Blvd (so Daytona, I guess).

OP, that definitely made my day. Where were you at the time? Beware of Daytona fatties...we've got a slew of 'em
 
cynic said:
I work in Ormond too...right off of Seabreeze Blvd (so Daytona, I guess).

OP, that definitely made my day. Where were you at the time? Beware of Daytona fatties...we've got a slew of 'em
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Don't you mean a slaw of them?

MMmm....cole slaw covered fatties.
 
cynic said:
I work in Ormond too...right off of Seabreeze Blvd (so Daytona, I guess).

OP, that definitely made my day. Where were you at the time? Beware of Daytona fatties...we've got a slew of 'em
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India House Condos, Down near hanky panky's across from the Publix.
 
cynic said:
I work in Ormond too...right off of Seabreeze Blvd (so Daytona, I guess).

OP, that definitely made my day. Where were you at the time? Beware of Daytona fatties...we've got a slew of 'em
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Seabreeze......not too far from lollipops haha! :chick:

Do you work for fire rescue?
 
Hanky Pank's? So you were in Ormond By The Sea (way north)...yeah, the locals in that area are either seasoned beach bums or, well, fatties.

Trauma1 said:
Seabreeze......not too far from lollipops haha! :chick:

Do you work for fire rescue?
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No, I wish my job was that physically demanding. I'm currently a summer associate in a private law firm. I grew up in Ormond, but I'm only here for the summer.

But yeah, a stone's throw from lillipops and like 500 feet from Molly Brown's...hahaha. Gotta love Daytona strip clubs.
 
cynic said:
Hanky Pank's? So you were in Ormond By The Sea (way north)...yeah, the locals in that area are either seasoned beach bums or, well, fatties.



No, I wish my job was that physically demanding. I'm currently a summer associate in a private law firm. I grew up in Ormond, but I'm only here for the summer.

But yeah, a stone's throw from lillipops and like 500 feet from Molly Brown's...hahaha. Gotta love Daytona strip clubs.
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Lol - Oh the stories tripdog and i have from molly browns many many years ago haha!
 
Just wanted to post some pics as I've been using Atomic Meltdown once a week for a while now. Maybe late April? I know it was still a bit cool to tan (at least I felt like it).

There have been a few weeks I've not used it. Pool parties as I was worried I'd have dogs all over me (some people bring theirs to the pool) with that maple smell.

I'm not staying in the sun (no tanning bed for me) for long now. This stuff seems to hold a tan much better than I can without it.

I can't comment on the fat loss as I was on Napalm/clen for the first half or so of AM's run.

I'll continue with this through August. Have a big beach trip with a ton of people from work in mid-Aug to P'cola, FLA.
Bottle is maybe half finished.


(Different camera phones - sorry. Hope you can see there is a difference.)
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Great thread guys... ill be logging this VERY soon haha sounds fantastic!! Minus the big chicks.. id dont dig that...
 
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