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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Whisky View Post
    Iím getting into this fasting thing but do have a question on Ďvigerous exetciseí and whether wanking counts? Iím strong willed enough to do most things but 7 days without releasing the ole steam valve is asking for trouble......
    Unless your version is a lot more dramatic and physical than mine Iím gonna say youíre fine haha.
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  2. Can I get a TL/Dr pic reference yesterday I thought about this thread when I woke up and popped ephedrine, caffeine, and yohimbine. I thought maybe I should try fasting. 10 minutes later my stomach was growling, I couldn't do it. Maybe eventually when I revert back to keto-ish dieting I can give it a shot. You have a lot more willpower than I do.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Whisky View Post
    Iím getting into this fasting thing but do have a question on Ďvigerous exetciseí and whether wanking counts? Iím strong willed enough to do most things but 7 days without releasing the ole steam valve is asking for trouble......
    I'm not a Dr. but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express lastnight, and if you want to lose serious weight. You should wank it twice a day along with a 7 day fast.
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  4. Quote Originally Posted by DemntedCowboy View Post
    I'm not a Dr. but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express lastnight, and if you want to lose serious weight. You should wank it twice a day along with a 7 day fast.
    For best fat burn -and for balanced arm muscle gains, he should use only the index fingers of both hands, use of thumbs is forbidden. Expert wankers use both pinky fingers.
    I am hairy all over, like the crotch of a menopausal hippie woman.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by Whisky View Post
    Iím getting into this fasting thing but do have a question on Ďvigerous exetciseí and whether wanking counts? Iím strong willed enough to do most things but 7 days without releasing the ole steam valve is asking for trouble......
    Be careful of hand calluses as I've heard they can cause rips on the skin, and stay away from self prostate stimulation as I've also heard it can cause unwelcome pumps and cramping.
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by btothefman View Post
    Be careful of hand calluses as I've heard they can cause rips on the skin, and stay away from self prostate stimulation as I've also heard it can cause unwelcome pumps and cramping.
    It’s hard enough pinning glutes, not sure I’m flexible enough for the ole pokey bum wank....

    It was the word vigorous that made me think it might be boardline, I’ve been known to get a sweat on for sure, especially if it’s a danger wank (on a train or elevator between floors etc).....

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Whisky View Post
    Itís hard enough pinning glutes, not sure Iím flexible enough for the ole pokey bum wank....

    It was the word vigorous that made me think it might be boardline, Iíve been known to get a sweat on for sure, especially if itís a danger wank (on a train or elevator between floors etc).....
    ON AN ELEVATOR BETWEEN FLOORS?! 🤣
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  8. Quote Originally Posted by Whisky View Post
    Iím getting into this fasting thing but do have a question on Ďvigerous exetciseí and whether wanking counts? Iím strong willed enough to do most things but 7 days without releasing the ole steam valve is asking for trouble......
    Um...get someone else to do it for you. Just tell them you would, but it's for the GAINZ!
    "I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked." -Scott Adams

  9. Maybe itís the Aspergerís, but I do not find masturbartion the least bit enjoyable. Vanilla sex? Dirty sex? Filthy sex? Absolutely.

    My thinking is: Why satisfy a sexual urge all alone when I can control it, let it build, and then use the same urge as fuel to apply myself to get it satisfied by an attractive woman?

    Masturbation is boring. And watching porn where a guy is banging a girl is about the most beta male thing you can do.
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  10. *cancels pornhub premium account*

  11. 🤣

  12. I didn’t expect to get any likes with that one...
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  13. Quote Originally Posted by Spurfy View Post
    Maybe it’s the Asperger’s, but I do not find masturbartion the least bit enjoyable. Vanilla sex? Dirty sex? Filthy sex? Absolutely.

    My thinking is: Why satisfy a sexual urge all alone when I can control it, let it build, and then use the same urge as fuel to apply myself to get it satisfied by an attractive woman?

    Masturbation is boring. And watching porn where a guy is banging a girl is about the most beta male thing you can do.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spurfy View Post
    I didn’t expect to get any likes with that one...
    Thing is, when you married for 28 years, you could "built up" the urge. Only the: "getting satisfied by a attractive women" later, would be hard to do, unless :
    -its your birthday = BJ time
    -you sedate your wife and put her a mask on, probably wrapping her whole body with duct tape, if varicose veins are too visible.
    I am hairy all over, like the crotch of a menopausal hippie woman.

  14. Quote Originally Posted by hairygrandpa View Post
    Thing is, when you married for 28 years, you could "built up" the urge. Only the: "getting satisfied by a attractive women" later, would be hard to do, unless :
    -its your birthday = BJ time
    -you sedate your wife and put her a mask on, probably wrapping her whole body with duct tape, if varicose veins are too visible.
    Good point.

    I’m sad that I don’t get to see my son every day, but I’m very happy that I’m no longer married and never ever will be again. Marriage just doesn’t suit me — I’m too stubborn, too argumentative, and too independent, and seeing a woman cry (especially over some dumb sh*t) does not engender the least bit of compassion from me unless she’s grieving a death, which really seems to make them furious.

    “No princess, your cooked-up tears will not save you from losing this argument.”

    No offense to married people. I’m genuinely envious of people who can make it work. I tried, I really did.
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  15. Quote Originally Posted by THOR 70 View Post
    *cancels pornhub premium account*
    Being worried about someone thinking you are beta is the most beta thing you can do.


    lol, don't worry bro. You do whatever the heck you want.
    "I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked." -Scott Adams

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Spurfy View Post
    Good point.

    I’m sad that I don’t get to see my son every day, but I’m very happy that I’m no longer married and never ever will be again. Marriage just doesn’t suit me — I’m too stubborn, too argumentative, and too independent, and seeing a woman cry (especially over some dumb sh*t) does not engender the least bit of compassion from me unless she’s grieving a death, which really seems to make them furious.

    “No princess, your cooked-up tears will not save you from losing this argument.”

    No offense to married people. I’m genuinely envious of people who can make it work. I tried, I really did.
    You know, you raise a lot of good points. But you are supposed to identify as a b1tch and none of this would be a problem. lol
    "I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked." -Scott Adams

  17. Quote Originally Posted by HIT4ME View Post
    Being worried about someone thinking you are beta is the most beta thing you can do.


    lol, don't worry bro. You do whatever the heck you want.
    Lol. I donít give a damn, just trying to be funny. I will judge someone that pays for porn tho lol

  18. Quote Originally Posted by THOR 70 View Post
    Lol. I don’t give a damn, just trying to be funny. I will judge someone that pays for porn tho lol
    lol. I know...just trying to be funny too...I have a weird sense of humor. Or I am just not funny.
    "I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked." -Scott Adams

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  20. Quote Originally Posted by Rocket3015 View Post
    Been married for 30 years and still In Love, I'm a lucky guy !!
    14 years and going strong here. Of course I out kicked my coverage. My wife is way outta my league. She is a baddy with a fatty. So I don’t want to screw it up. I couldn’t do better the next go round

  21. Quote Originally Posted by THOR 70 View Post
    Lol. I donít give a damn, just trying to be funny. I will judge someone that pays for porn tho lol
    I just donít get why they would pay...like, the fact that itís great porn isnít enough to justify expense when literally 75% of the internet is just free porn. Plenty of which is great, and much more still certainly good enough to get the job done.

    Back in my day, you were happy to have a Sears catalogue...

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  22. Quote Originally Posted by Hyde View Post
    I just donít get why they would pay...like, the fact that itís great porn isnít enough to justify expense when literally 75% of the internet is just free porn. Plenty of which is great, and much more still certainly good enough to get the job done.

    Back in my day, you were happy to have a Sears catalogue...

    https://youtu.be/iNOqstQ2h6M
    People that pay have a problem lol. They get off on paying for the premium best of the best in their minds. 100% agree with the Sears comment
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