Okay - TWO CONTEST are now on the table!!!!! Poetry AND the best dirty joke......five pounders to each winner
Ok i have both categories here.
First one for the poetry:
One day i was workin out at the gym,
i was pressing dumbells and suddenly got a great whym,
so i went home and hopped onto " all the whey",
I ordered some protein later that day,
before i knew it i was stronger then an ox,
and looked almost as huge as Big Pete Fox,
One day tho i stood in front of the mirror,
Right then everything became so much clearer,
i was gaining some fat,
and i aint down with that,
my bloated face and my rolls got me down,
so i said what the hey and hired me bobo the clown. :lol:
Ok for number 2:
There was a guy and one day he was walking home, as hes walking home he finds a golden lamp and rubs it. Right then a geenie comes out and says he will grant him one wish. So the guy thinks and thinks, and hes like ok i know, i wanna piss beer.
The geenie was like ok its done, so the guy pulls out a cup and pisses into it and sips on it, and was like damn thats the best bear ive ever head!
So the guy goes home to his wife and tells her to get out 2 glasses. She says for what? He said just do it, so she complies and he pisses into them. Shes like wtf are you doing? He explains the story to her and tells her to take a sip. She takes a sip and says damn thats the best beer ive ever had.
This goes on for a couple more nights and one night he comes home and tells her to only get out 1 cup, She asks him why and he says, " because ur tappin the keg tonight " :rofl: