You know you're bulking...

...when you're intentionally eating a lot of food to get bigger.

Thought someone should state the obvious. :-)
 
when your girlfriend complains that your weeks shopping bill is the same as her months shopping bill!
 
Oooooohhhhh **** my stomache!
 
technique88 said:
I run through baby wipes faster than toilet paper lol. Baby wipes is probably the most necessary staple when it comes to bulking.
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hahahah I thought I was the only one!! So true though, taking a **** 3+ times a day does work on your ass if you dont use em lmao
 
You know your bulking when you cant fit into any of your clothes anymore.
 
musclefool said:
When your boners are bloated
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Lol that's a good one.


You know your bulking if you have to dig a sewage hole in your back yard to dump your crap, because the toilet is out of order.
 
...when your doctor scratches his head in confusion about the 30lb weight gain over several months. "I think we need to put you in a diet..." :)
 
When it gets to April and you say, "damn... I really should have eaten cleaner this winter..." while you look at the place where your abs used to be. R.I.P. abs...
 
When you go out and buy bigger plates and bowls
 
I gotta take a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. - fat bastard
 
When your girlfriend has to tell you to stop wearing track/sweat pants every time you go out.
 
hahahahaha....love this thread.........one of my co-workers who is a body-builder type asked me if i have ever bulked, i siad "ive been bulking for 20yrs now :)"
 
When you're eating one meal while preparing the next
 
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