You know you're bulking...

[1ifeblood]

...when you're intentionally eating a lot of food to get bigger.

Thought someone should state the obvious.

 

[mergal]

when your girlfriend complains that your weeks shopping bill is the same as her months shopping bill!

 

[Kilo G]

Oooooohhhhh **** my stomache!

 

[machorox123]

When you have to buy babywips because your ass is so raw from mega dumps

 

[crowpass]

While taking ^^^ said megadump, I laughed so hard I proceeded to shat uncontrollably. Lol

 

[machorox123]

While taking ^^^ said megadump, I laughed so hard I proceeded to shat uncontrollably. Lol

At least your bowels are nice and empty now go eat some more

 

[thegodfather]

You know you're bulking when you have to install a power flush system to your septic line.

 

[technique88]

When you have to buy babywips because your ass is so raw from mega dumps

I run through baby wipes faster than toilet paper lol. Baby wipes is probably the most necessary staple when it comes to bulking.

 

[thomassj]

I run through baby wipes faster than toilet paper lol. Baby wipes is probably the most necessary staple when it comes to bulking.

hahahah I thought I was the only one!! So true though, taking a **** 3+ times a day does work on your ass if you dont use em lmao

 

[Khoury]

You know your bulking when you cant fit into any of your clothes anymore.

 

[musclefool]

When your boners are bloated

 

[dylandufault]

You know your bulking when you cant fit into any of your clothes anymore.

Lmao

 

[Kilo G]

When your boners are bloated

Lol that's a good one.


You know your bulking if you have to dig a sewage hole in your back yard to dump your crap, because the toilet is out of order.

 

[dylandufault]

When your boners are bloated

Now... is that actual possible??

 

[musclefool]

Now... is that actual possible??

If you got some good ass creatine it might jk haha

 

[purebred]

Now... is that actual possible??

Creatine spiked with horny goat weed maybe

 

[musclefool]

Creatine spiked with horny goat weed maybe

There you go.. And some magna rx

 

[dylandufault]

Lmfao

 

[technique88]

...when your doctor scratches his head in confusion about the 30lb weight gain over several months. "I think we need to put you in a diet..."

 

[y0lked]

When you watch epic meal time when eating so you won't feel full.

 

[pmdied]

When you watch Diners, Drive Ins and Dives with your pants off.

 

[WPChickDiesel]

When you watch Diners, Drive Ins and Dives with your pants off.

Haha! Classic! Good one) love Triple D!

 

[1ifeblood]

When you watch Diners, Drive Ins and Dives with your pants off.

I don't get it...why are your pants off? ;-)

 

[pistol345]

When it gets to April and you say, "damn... I really should have eaten cleaner this winter..." while you look at the place where your abs used to be. R.I.P. abs...

 

[dmmcclair]

When you're jaw gets buff from all the chewing

 

[pmdied]

When you're jaw gets buff from all the chewing

Lol..

 

[booneman77]

When you go out and buy bigger plates and bowls

 

[y0lked]

When your spare time is spent on the ****ter

 

[Kilo G]

I gotta take a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. - fat bastard

 

[JBVA]

When your girlfriend has to tell you to stop wearing track/sweat pants every time you go out.

 

[Nooshefx]

When you watch Diners, Drive Ins and Dives with your pants off.

WoooooooW!!!!

 

[yowler99]

When your cooking you start to breath really heavy. Or u have to pull a "girl wipe" when you **** in the toiler

 

[Jericoe]

you know you are at the peak of your bulk when you get tired walking DOWN stairs

 

[RecompMan]

... When you **** a steak ?

 

[Little_Dude]

When you pay more for groceries every month than you do in Rent and Utilities.

 

[jswain34]

When you pay more for groceries every month than you do in Rent and Utilities.

Hahahaha sameeee.

 

[yowler99]

When you take your shirt off and you shirt gets caught on your lats

 

[Fitness_Freak]

When you tell people "you can still feel my abs"

 

[dds]

hahahahaha....love this thread.........one of my co-workers who is a body-builder type asked me if i have ever bulked, i siad "ive been bulking for 20yrs now "

 

[RecompMan]

When your farts smell like pop tarts

 

[technique88]

When your farts smell like pop tarts

Pop tarts and death

 

[j9899]

You know bulking when drop your sandwich in the toilet, but take it out and eat it anyway.

 

[RiseNShine]

When you take a **** before you leave to go to the gym and you take another **** as soon as you get to the gym

 

[theOCdude]

When you take a **** before you leave to go to the gym and you take another **** as soon as you get to the gym

Always a pwo ****

 

[live to lift]

When you wake up in the middle of the night because you zhit the bed lol

 

[Matthersby]

When your "anabolic window" is the remainder of that day...

 

[EatMoar]

When your "anabolic window" is the remainder of that day...

Ha more like when you're anabolic 24/7

 

[1ifeblood]

When you're eating one meal while preparing the next

 

[Matthersby]

When you have anxiety attacks if you go somewhere without food options for more than a few hours...

 

[IronTale]

When you tell people "you can still feel my abs"

hahahaha