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You know you're bulking...

you eat a full meal before you take your girl out to dinner....or arrange 7 dates in 7 days and eat a full meal before you take each one of them for another full dinner
 
You can call the subway down the road and just tell them your name and all they say is "Your footlong will be waiting for you when you get here, by the way do you want us to make your breakfast sub as well?"
 
When you bought 3 cartons of eggs, a pound of roast beef and cheese and 2 whole wheat loaves 3 days ago and it's all gone
 
When work pays for lunch and you eat one of your meals waiting for it to show up...lol happening right now!
 
StakedCop said:
You know you're bulking when you start thinking about moving back in with your mom because you're tired of cooking 8 meals every day.
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Amen!
 
You know you're bulking when you start making two trips a week to sam's club instead of the normal one trip.
 
You know you're bulking when you go to sleep with a protein shake next to your bed...
 
You know you're bulking when you search for the closest parking spot so you don't have to burn any extra calories walking.
 
You know you're bulking when you eat your bulimic girlfriend's puke.
Seriously.
 
StakedCop said:
That's srsly disturbing... But not surprising coming from u lmao
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You know you're bulking when you almost seriously considered asking your friend for his pregnant wife's breast milk...lol
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
You know you're bulking when you almost seriously considered asking your friend for his pregnant wife's breast milk...lol
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Haha!!

You know you're bulking when you burn thru a bottle of slinsane in a week. because yeah... you're eating that many carbs.
 
StakedCop said:
Haha!!

You know you're bulking when you burn thru a bottle of slinsane in a week. because yeah... you're eating that many carbs.
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Love me some slinsane
 
You know you're bulking when you HAVE to use wet wipes.... for real that also goes for the first week of DAA use!
 
When you're eatin while doing othe activities :thumbsup:
 
You know your bulking when you fart 5x every hour. You know your bulking when you ate an hour ago and your "starving " again. You know your bulking when your face looks like you weigh 300 pounds. You know your bulking when "carido" wait, what's cardio?
 
JajaNe20 said:
You know your bulking when you fart 5x every hour. You know your bulking when you ate an hour ago and your "starving " again. You know your bulking when your face looks like you weigh 300 pounds. You know your bulking when "carido" wait, what's cardio?
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Lmao off at 300lb face! I am able to keep my abs while bulking but my face gets fat as all hell lol
 
you know your bulking when....you tell your g/f you can have sex but she needs to do all the work because your affraid to burn any extra calories
 
You know your bulking when you use peanut butter instead of toothpaste....
 
You know you're bulking when you rip the ass out of your jeans while doing normal activates...

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You know you're bulking when doing normal day to day things like reaching up for something, holding a telephone to your ear, writing, etc really wear your shoulders out.
 
haha! never done it with jeans but yeah..... You know your bulking when you squat or deadlift and rip your underwear because of extra mazz. You know your bulking when for a cheat meal a whole pizza isn't enough..

You know your bulking when your left stranded without a meal, Mcdonald's is more than fair game and no we aren't talking about wussy salads and grilled chicken
 
When you eat a whole rotisserie chicken in the parking lot of sam's club, then get chicken grease all over your iPhone by posting it on AM like it's a Facebook status.
 
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