You know you're bulking...

You're shoveling food in one end as it's coming out the other.
 
You look at your 315lb frame in the mirror and consider yourself a hardgainer
 
When she's giving you head and you can't cum because your too worried about that nasty ass fart that might just slip out from all that fiber you ate today.
 
when you think someone has replaced your shirt with a smaller exact clone just to eff with you
 
...when you can't do heavy squats unless it's real late (pass midnight) or real early (before dawn) and the gym is female-free...so they don't get a whiff of the egg white smelling gas that's propelling you off the hole in the squat.
 
Celorza said:
...when you can't do heavy squats unless it's real late (pass midnight) or real early (before dawn) and the gym is female-free...so they don't get a whiff of the egg white smelling gas that's propelling you off the hole in the squat.
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When you have a laptop charger in the washroom just in case your laptop does while you are watching TV online
 
When you have to quit smoking pot because a week worth of produce is gone in one day.
 
live to lift said:
U eat produce when baked?
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Lol no and yes. I go on cooking, baking, and grilling adventures whenever I smoke at home. But some times I can get down with raw vegetables (mostly peppers, tomatoes, green and plain onions, leaks...et al). Some times even raw organs but that's only during hunting season, and only when the meat is fresh (still hot). I eat a lot of raw herbs though.
 
Kilo G said:
Lol no and yes. I go on cooking, baking, and grilling adventures whenever I smoke at home. But some times I can get down with raw vegetables (mostly peppers, tomatoes, green and plain onions, leaks...et al). Some times even raw organs but that's only during hunting season, and only when the meat is fresh (still hot). I eat a lot of raw herbs though.
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There is nothing like a freshly removed deer heart.

Also hummus with everything you listed is amazing.
 
420= Perfect meals for me


Whole wheat pasta, chicken breasts, black beans and broccoli in olive oil

Fukyeaaaaa
 
When every time you go to the bathroom you understand women's labor pains, and you appreciate the crowning moment(aka the cut) lmao
 
TexasGuy said:
There is nothing like a freshly removed deer heart.

Also hummus with everything you listed is amazing.
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Please say the deer heart is a joke, but I feel you on the grilling adventures, but i usually get side tracked an burn my food...
 
zcol94 said:
Please say the deer heart is a joke, but I feel you on the grilling adventures, but i usually get side tracked an burn my food...
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I don't know if he's joking or not but as long as the liver or heart is still warm it's good to eat.
Lol never leave your meat unattended lmfao get yourself some middle Easter style skewers bro it's a whole diff style of grilling
 
Warm intestines just sounds bad

Middle eastern skewers? Will google
 
zcol94 said:
Warm intestines just sounds bad

Middle eastern skewers? Will google
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Not just any intestines but the liver and heart. Well maybe a little bit of lung. Depending on how good they look. Even then lungs are too chewy.
I like to cut up liver,heart,kidneys(only if they smell good) skewer them than wrap them with a the fat net that holds the animals stomach in. Then I put that over hot coals. About 10 of care and you got yourself Khan kebab. If you like you can grind together upper ass chunk of meat( that fatty piece) with the organs an make a sausage type deal on the skewers. We call that lula kebab.
 
I don't really like anything that's too chewy, so I guess I'm out on this one.... Although venison is my favorite meat , I guess that's a little strange, but I like gamey meats, I want to try bison but no one close to me sells it
 
Not to get off topic,

I have this one guy...... I lift at 4 am specifically to avoid douchebags but he comes in 3 days a week and does like 10 sets of squats with 7 minute rest periods( me and another hardcore guy counted) but his last set is 225 for 3 reps, he does it with ease. What do I do....
 
zcol94 said:
Not to get off topic,

I have this one guy...... I lift at 4 am specifically to avoid douchebags but he comes in 3 days a week and does like 10 sets of squats with 7 minute rest periods( me and another hardcore guy counted) but his last set is 225 for 3 reps, he does it with ease. What do I do....
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Kick his azz off the squat rack lol
 
zcol94 said:
Not to get off topic,

I have this one guy...... I lift at 4 am specifically to avoid douchebags but he comes in 3 days a week and does like 10 sets of squats with 7 minute rest periods( me and another hardcore guy counted) but his last set is 225 for 3 reps, he does it with ease. What do I do....
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Atleast hes doin squats. Lol
 
...if i ate 4 canisters of french fries, 4 slices of steak pizza, 3 chicken tortas, 1 bowl pozole, 3 chicken breast, 2 beef pattys, 4 slices of whole wheat bread, 1 cookie, cereal all in one sitting. No joke i hadnt eaten for like a day and i made up for it.
 
rochabp said:
...if i ate 4 canisters of french fries, 4 slices of steak pizza, 3 chicken tortas, 1 bowl pozole, 3 chicken breast, 2 beef pattys, 4 slices of whole wheat bread, 1 cookie, cereal all in one sitting. No joke i hadnt eaten for like a day and i made up for it.
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**** that made me hungry ... BACK TO THE KITCHEN'
 
rochabp said:
...if i ate 4 canisters of french fries, 4 slices of steak pizza, 3 chicken tortas, 1 bowl pozole, 3 chicken breast, 2 beef pattys, 4 slices of whole wheat bread, 1 cookie, cereal all in one sitting. No joke i hadnt eaten for like a day and i made up for it.
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Whoa.... did u ask for a wheel chair?
 
When you haven't got off the toilet all day and toilet paper begins to feel like sand paper.
 
When you think you look sexy as **** but your mother tells you you're fat as ****.

When your 265lb dad tells you that you eat too much.

When your boy is like "DAMN you're bloated." And you're thinking, "But . . . this is the tightest I've been all day?"
 
when you say your "cultivating mass"
 
When getting the stomach bug makes you more depressed of losing size and strength than it does actually making you feel bad. (Me this past week.)
 
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