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You know you're bulking...

your pants dont fit anymore, but your still eatin like a fat kid anyway
 
TheMaharaja said:
when you ask yourself "did i **** myself?" at least 5 times a day
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That's when u know u need a fukin diaper.
 
When you have to go to your local farm and pick up five chickens and a gallon of homemade bbq for your daily grocery trip.
 
You know your bulking when you have just finished one meal and are hungry for the next
 
sharpie_dj said:
You know your bulking when you have just finished one meal and are hungry for the next
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Dude that definitely sounds like cutting, not bulking.

Bulking is when you stuff your face so hard you have a whole mouthful of food hanging out the corner, and your next meal is in 30 minutes and you have no idea how to shove that sht down.
 
Torobestia said:
Dude that definitely sounds like cutting, not bulking.

Bulking is when you stuff your face so hard you have a whole mouthful of food hanging out the corner, and your next meal is in 30 minutes and you have no idea how to shove that sht down.
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Lmao.
 
When u eat like that...
That's bulking...
 
Young Gotti said:
when you enter so much food into myfitnesspal, it ready overload and blinks red
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Right. That's how u do it. :)
 
When the new boss takes everyone out to lunch and says to get what everyou want at the steakhouse and your fellow employees smile at him and say hope you got a good credit limit on that card its winter and our boy here is bulking.
 
I often find myself eating a 500 cal meal replacement bar waiting for my girl to get ready so we can go out to eat lol.
Then I either eat her leftovers or make her get a box so I can eat it later while I wait for the oven to preheat for another meal.
 
malleus25 said:
When the new boss takes everyone out to lunch and says to get what everyou want at the steakhouse and your fellow employees smile at him and say hope you got a good credit limit on that card its winter and our boy here is bulking.
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I've never had that happen :-p
But then again my boss doesn't take us out.
But when my coworkers need to contact me they always call the break room first cuz they just assume I'm in there eating haha.
 
You put on 9 lbs in 7 days... Wait that may be the dbol...
 
when none of your shirts fit anymore and you're spending $1000 a month on groceries
 
When you have one of those cushion toilet seats and it's got imprints like your favorite recliner or If you've seriously contemplated sitting on the toilet backwards so you can eat while ****ting
 
When your legs fall asleep taking a **** bc your on there so log your resting your elbows on your massive quads
 
Oscar said:
when none of your shirts fit anymore and you're spending $1000 a month on groceries
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I've always found cutting more expensive than bulking. Bulking is just steaks, eggs, salmon .... some expensive stuff also includes organic veggies ... then otherwise cheap carbs for me =)
 
When you have a cabinet in your house full of pure pumpkin in a can.
 
when you ate so much you threw up dinner


2 cups whole milk, peanut butter and protein powder to make up the calories
 
Beefy Jew said:
When you have a fully stocked fridge in your bathroom to simulataniously replenish lost food.
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The bathroom?

Why not bedroom, living room, dining room, basement, up stairs, down stairs, garage, but bathroom? :boggled:
 
AaronJP1 said:
The bathroom?

Why not bedroom, living room, dining room, basement, up stairs, down stairs, garage, but bathroom? :boggled:
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Why waste time when you can eat while taking a dump?
 
Beefy Jew said:
Why waste time when you can eat while taking a dump?
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Sounds as smart as eating while taking a shower, but hey to each his own. :D
 
Beefy Jew said:
Why waste time when you can eat while taking a dump?
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Sounds as smart as eating while taking a shower, but hey to each his own. :D
 
Beefy Jew said:
I do that occasionally as well...
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U eat when banging a chick too?
 
Beefy Jew said:
Not yet, but that would be nice, thanks for the suggestion.
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Try ribs, tacos, & chili cheese fries.
:bigok:
 
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