You are addicted to supplements if...

[weighttrainer]

72. You pre-mix a month's worth of "morning powders" because it's too much effort to measure 1/4 tsp of this, 1/2 tsp that, etc. every day.

73. You don't encapsulate them because that would take too long and add dozens of caps to your daily load.

 

[EEmain]

57 ... but the number is off because of 20 activate

 

[bda55]

Around 20-30 depending on what I'm doing. Only 15 pills are every-day-stuff though.. I clearly need to raise my supps-budget

 

[shootmeagain]

(74) You have a cabinet in the kitchen which contains about 5 dozen scoops of various sizes.

(75) You know where all the best prices are on 100 various supplement products/types.

(76) You spend more time on bulletin boards/forums talking about supplements than you do watching TV, listening to music, or spending time with the wife and kids.

(77) You want DHEA kept legal even though you don't take it and never plan to, just because you're sick of the government interfering with supplements.

(78) You wanted Jason Giambi to do well this season even though you hate the Yankees.

(79) You use terms like 'pin', 'cap', and know what DMSO is used for.

(80) You throw away more than 1 pound of cotton balls each month. Also, you have lots of those 'Don't eat' silica packs in various drawers of your house.

 

[max-rot98]

35-40 and that obviously doesn't include liquid supps

 

[swollen87]

this thead should be brought back to life..

 

[TheMeatus101]

this thead should be brought back to life..

Holy ****, when i was reading all the people's post's and ****, i thought these were recent, i didn't bother to look at the dates.

Anyways.

(81) When you call your supps stuff like "my little babies" or "girls". Or just speak to them in general like they're people.

 

[T-AD]

this thead should be brought back to life..

LOL This was a pretty good read. I'll add one to it...


(82.) When you have Dr. D's phone number and have texted him for supp advice while standing at the supp aisle in Walmart trying to remember what the best sort of Magnesium would be to buy and what would coordinate with it to aid in absorption. (Yes, I have done that!!!)

 

[R1balla]

when you sell half your stash and still have more supplements than anybody at your gym

 

[T-AD]

when you sell half your stash and still have more supplements than anybody at your gym

when you start giving away supplements to those at the gym because you no longer have room for your own at home, at the office, or in your locker!

 

[swollen87]

when the owner of your gym approaches you with the opportunity to sell supps for the gym

 

[Bolanrox]

you have supps stuffed into the walls of your house instead of money

 

[swollen87]

86) when the ups man is at your house weekly with nutraplanet deliveries

 

[GQNemesis]

83) when u wake up check your fav stores
84) before sleeping u do the same

 

[AaronJP1]

85) when you would rather buy supplements than groceries and your getting ao many packages people are looking at you funny.

I am guilty spend like $100s to gain 1lb it's nuts... But I've done it.
Who ever looks at me funny I tell em it's my hobby just like how they like tinkering with old cars or show horses this is what I like to do.

 

[BIG R]

You gain a few pounds of muscle but have no idea which supplement was responsible.

 

[zaire2d]

87) when your friends think you hide some serious health condition

 

[Outstanding]

31. You have to "hide" the majority of your supplements whenever you have guests, because you know they'll just never understand.

This, literally, says it ALL.

 

[Jasen]

When you take a preworkout 30min like ur suppose to before gym and u arrive 35min later to gym due to a gf and that extra 5 min makes u rage cuz u belive you missed the sweet spot and now the supplement is working less effectively...

 

[swollen87]

When you take a preworkout 30min like ur suppose to before gym and u arrive 35min later to gym due to a gf and that extra 5 min makes u rage cuz u belive you missed the sweet spot and now the supplement is working less effectively...

lmao....or you take more than one preworkout supp at a time.....

 

[GuyverX]

When someone mentions the word parachute, you look around for the bulk powders.

 

[GuyverX]

86) when the ups man is at your house weekly with nutraplanet deliveries

guilty as charged. lol

 

[prld2gr8ns]

when using a Cap'em Quick becomes second nature like riding a bike.

 

[prld2gr8ns]

when someone starts talking about supplements and you purposefully with hold all your information because you don't want them to feel stupid and think your weird.

 

[CJ_Xfit89]

when someone starts talking about supplements and you purposefully with hold all your information because you don't want them to feel stupid and think your weird.

Hit the nail on the head hahah

 

[etoks13]

Love when the mail man says seriously how many supplements do you need. Every other day i get samples or a package its gettin bad :wavey:

 

[TheMeatus101]

This, literally, says it ALL.

Lol, yea, "Are those....STEROIDS!!?!?!???!?!?!, OMGZ you better be careful, those can **** you up", bish you dont even understand lol.

 

[GuyverX]

When instead of jewelry, you get your girlfriend the whole line of Primordial Performance products for Xmas because she looks like she gained a little weight over the thanksgiving holidays.

 

[prld2gr8ns]

If you use empty supp containers as piggy banks

 

[Outstanding]

when someone starts talking about supplements and you purposefully with hold all your information because you don't want them to feel stupid and think your weird.

THIS! Well, actually I don't open up and begin educating people because A) they won't be able to follow, B) They will immediately label me as an expert, and bother me for a month before spending $30 on their next supplement because they're ***got tools, and C) I don't give away my expertise for free. Well, mostly because of B, haha. I can't STAND IT! They will bite their nails for weeks and weeks over their next BSN or Muscle Tech purchase, AFTER I have explained to them there are 45,000 other better and cheaper choices out there.

 

[T-AD]

THIS! Well, actually I don't open up and begin educating people because A) they won't be able to follow, B) They will immediately label me as an expert, and bother me for a month before spending $30 on their next supplement because they're ***got tools, and C) I don't give away my expertise for free. Well, mostly because of B, haha. I can't STAND IT! They will bite their nails for weeks and weeks over their next BSN or Muscle Tech purchase, AFTER I have explained to them there are 45,000 other better and cheaper choices out there.

^^^THIS!!!!!!

 

[brugalou]

When you're constantly looking out your window for the delivery man and repeatedly checking the tracking number to see where your package is at and then get multiple orgasms when it arrives. LOL!

 

[Jasen]

^^^THIS!!!!!!

Yuppppppp

 

[Bagged01]

when you secretly hide $300 from your wife and order a butt load of supplements and when the mail man drops it off you tell her you won a contest!!!!

 

[brugalou]

when you secretly hide $300 from your wife and order a butt load of supplements and when the mail man drops it off you tell her you won a contest!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!

 

[GuyverX]

When the neighbors ask you do you run a logistics and shipping company because of the volume of packages.

 

[Bagged01]

LMFAO!!!!!!

real talk i just did it yesterday, and ive done it a bunch of times!!!

she thinks all supplements is steroids, and ive explained and teached her but nothing

 

[prld2gr8ns]

You ask for supplements for Christmas.

 

[JudoJosh]

This thread is depressing...

I hear myself in so many post, I think I may have an addiction problem

 

[houstontexas]

When you use your babies formula dispenser as a pill dispenser and get called out on it by a coworker

 

[prld2gr8ns]

This thread is depressing...

I hear myself in so many post, I think I may have an addiction problem

When you see yourself in most post of a " Your addicted to supplements if" thread.

 

[TurningGreen]

When every link in your favorites menu is an online supplement store.

 

[OrganicShadow]

I keep reading going yup...yup...yup...yeah...uhoh.

-When you tell family and friends acceptable forms of birthday gifts are food, money, and supplements.
-You have a seperate bookmark folder for supplement websites, catagorized by type.
-People at the gym refer to you as "The Chemist" because of your knowledge of supplement ingredients.
-You avoided opening this thread in fear of how many things you'll be called out on.
-You have a unique name for where you store your supplements like "Protein Station" or "The Medicine Cabinet"
-You allocate an adittional 10 minutes to your morning routine to organize your pills for the day

 

[OrganicShadow]

If you use empty supp containers as piggy banks

My mother asks me when I finished a tub of protein so she can use it for watering plants and such. LMAO

 

[prld2gr8ns]

My mother asks me when I finished a tub of protein so she can use it for watering plants and such. LMAO

Some of my fam have used my empty supp containers for every thing from piggy banks to pencil containers to leftover food ware lol

 

[OrganicShadow]

^She hates when Im bulking but loves the size of the tubs I give her.

 

[StangBanger]

Great thread... totally guilty of a LOT of these...

my most recent being getting home and a box on my doorstep and wondering what it could possibly be...knowing was a supplement of some kind but not entirely sure what it was, which company it was from, or that I even freakin ordered it!

 

[PrepNwa23]

I keep reading going yup...yup...yup...yeah...uhoh.

-When you tell family and friends acceptable forms of birthday gifts are food, money, and supplements.
-You have a seperate bookmark folder for supplement websites, catagorized by type.
-People at the gym refer to you as "The Chemist" because of your knowledge of supplement ingredients.
-You avoided opening this thread in fear of how many things you'll be called out on.
-You have a unique name for where you store your supplements like "Protein Station" or "The Medicine Cabinet"
-You allocate an adittional 10 minutes to your morning routine to organize your pills for the day

LoL i'm so guilty of all these it makes me think. I totally have all my bookmarks organized by what i order from certain sites.