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JOHNJESSICA20 said:
Also TRIP with all these entrants how will u pic a winner or will they be one for each product
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With the help of a special celebrity judge 1 winner will be picked from the masses. I didn't really intend for a huge contest but I wanted to run it a month just so everyone had a chance to act goofy and get a few chuckles. Humor and stupidity are very important to round out a strict training protocol. :)

As of now I have it narrowed down to 5 entries.
 
Who/what are the 5?
This thread should live on even after the winnings are announced. I enjoy a good laugh!
Great contest, Trip Vader!
TripDog said:
With the help of a special celebrity judge 1 winner will be picked from the masses. I didn't really intend for a huge contest but I wanted to run it a month just so everyone had a chance to act goofy and get a few chuckles. Humor and stupidity are very important to round out a strict training protocol. :)

As of now I have it narrowed down to 5 entries.
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TripDog said:
With the help of a special celebrity judge 1 winner will be picked from the masses. I didn't really intend for a huge contest but I wanted to run it a month just so everyone had a chance to act goofy and get a few chuckles. Humor and stupidity are very important to round out a strict training protocol. :)

As of now I have it narrowed down to 5 entries.
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Well looks like I'm gonna have to dig deep this week...and come with the fire..lol
 
We all know how Cool Tripdoggy Dog is but is he this Cool? I think not! :toofunny:
 

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40 Rules Men Wished Women Knew

1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your fat ass in a gym.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put the f*cker down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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36. When we are in bed and look tired this means that we are tired and does not mean that we want to discuss the relationship.
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40. Do not question our sense of direction.I'm alway right
 
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this is one funny azz kid
 
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Sorry dude i already posted that one
 
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DreamOfWeight said:
i was just playin around...lol
ever been this drunk?
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Trauma1 said:
He got all his "Coolness" from his big bro T1! ;) :D
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Pssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttt....you're about as cool as adult diapers..:)
 
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I was rollin' @ 1:25......"you know what im talkin about....awwwww yeaaaaaaaa." :toofunny::toofunny:
 
Here's another joke at the expence of my home state:

A couple of West Virginia hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what do I do?"
 
seanf76 said:
are videos to be under 1 minute
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At this point it doesn't matter anymore...as everyone decided to overide that rule..:lol:
 
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