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Remember girls only 1 entry per day. ;)
 
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Why was Pmiller running naked in the backround...lol
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Holy Sh*t....that was some funny sh*t...oh dear god I just made more of a pun there....I'm an ASS! LOL. :D

At least I am not as bad as this dude, or thing, or whatever it is...lol.

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How's this for funny:

The Celtics romp over the Lakers last night by 39... up by 43 at one point. :toofunny:
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Yeah ! lol that was an awesome game.. I think Ray Allen could have shot from the other end of the courts f.t. line blindfolded and still could have made them lol
 
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Kernkraft said:
How's this for funny:

The Celtics romp over the Lakers last night by 39... up by 43 at one point. :toofunny:
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How convincing of a win was that in a clincher! Chalk another championship up for boston baby!! How about Ray Allen with (7) 3-pointers in the game!

Boston Baby!!!

 
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Between him and Posey, no matter how awkward the shot or angle they just couldn't miss last night from 3-point range it was amazing to see. :hammer:
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It was domination at its finest! :D
 
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lakers had more rest.. it would of been no contest if the spurs swept their opp. before playing the lakers...celtics and the spurs.... that would have been awsome!
 
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DreamOfWeight said:
lakers had more rest.. it would of been no contest if the spurs swept their opp. before playing the lakers...celtics and the spurs.... that would have been awsome!
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I'm glad it was a Celtics/Lakers final. It's as classic as it gets imo.

The celtics didn't have much rest themselves going 7 games in both the atlanta and cleveland series.

Excuses, excuses ;)

Who knows, maybe next year we'll meet up in the finals.
 
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"
 
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Kernkraft said:
How's this for funny:

The Celtics romp over the Lakers last night by 39... up by 43 at one point. :toofunny:
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Hell yea boyyee, they played awesome ball last night. Allen with those bombs, that new kid point guard with like 5 steals and blazing speed, pierce playing team ball, KG got his head out of his ass from last game, and they made like 95% of their foul shots!!!! BOSTON OWNS THIS YEAR!

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Hell yea boyyee, they played awesome ball last night. Allen with those bombs, that new kid point guard with like 5 steals and blazing speed, pierce playing team ball, KG got his head out of his ass from last game, and they made like 95% of their foul shots!!!! BOSTON OWNS THIS YEAR!

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Good old Mr. Uconn baby!
 
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JOHNJESSICA20 said:
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"
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LMAO. thats probably true somewhere along the line too
 
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In the fashion of Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris drinks Napalm to quell his heartburn.

Chuck Norris doesn't take Leviathan to burn fat, Leviathan takes Chuck Norris.

That's all I could think of so here's a couple of my favourites:

Chuck Norris doesn't have any hair on his testicles, because hair doesn't grow on steel.

The phrase "you are what you eat," cannot be true by the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

There was once a 51st state, known as New Idaho. It has not been heard of since it snubbed Chuck Norris as governor and was roundhouse kicked into a parallel dimension, along with Chuck's virginity and the last sonofa***** that overcooked his panda bear steaks. Chuck Norris eats his panda raw.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris was once having sex with a tractor trailer, when some of his sperm got into the engine. We now know this trailer as Optimus Prime.

BTW, I bought LR and would kill for another bottle!
 
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Trip are you even giving **** out in this thread? Or is some some sort of sick, demented, ego maniacal pawning of your subjects like some sort of sorcerer?
 
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Rugger1 said:
Trip are you even giving **** out in this thread? Or is some some sort of sick, demented, ego maniacal pawning of your subjects like some sort of sorcerer?
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Settle down cowboy and read the first post. Another thing i'm doing this because I want to, NOT because I have to. It's coming from my personal stuff so if you don't like it leave......
 
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Settle down cowboy and read the first post. Another thing i'm doing this because I want to, NOT because I have to. It's coming from my personal stuff so if you don't like it leave......
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don't get your panties twisted. No hostility was intended.
 
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Trip are you even giving **** out in this thread? Or is some some sort of sick, demented, ego maniacal pawning of your subjects like some sort of sorcerer?
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:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:
 
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The Queen of England was visiting some of the USA's top hospitals, and during her tours of one of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the queen, "that's disgraceful, what's the purpose of this?" The doctor replied, "That man is a body builder who is taking special treatment to build up his testosterone levels after a cycle. As a result his testicles fill up with semen very rapidly. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and the man would die instantly." "Oh, I'm sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex. "Oh my God", said the Queen,
"what's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "same problem, better health plan."
 
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i had to read that twice to get it cuz i skipped the 2nd to last line. but thats dirty ^^
 
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well that didn't work.. if you want to see it, cop and paste the link. The part starred out starts with a b and rhymes with itch.
 
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Trip thanks for starting this post,I've recived so many rep points for my jokes I actually am starting to look popular...lmao Thanks for all the rep's everyone,I'll try a keep banging them out.
 
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Also TRIP with all these entrants how will u pic a winner or will they be one for each product
 
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A woman walked up to a bald little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.
 
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What's the most offending thing that a gay man might say at a bar that could or couldn't be hitting on you?













{lisp} Can I push your stool up?" {lisp}
 
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lol

Yo, Iron, I can't see your avi because I'm at work right now (youtube blocked) - but apparently there's some disagreement over who has the better avi's...

... I'm thinking we're going to have to have a hoe-down :chick:
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Its his old avi, although his new one is pretty funny too.
Here it is!
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
 
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