TrIpDoG's MeGa-SuPeR GiVeAwAy
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pmiller383
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That was before i discovered gut health, the fart would not be nearly as bad now.
Trauma1
Legend
"Oh, My Goodness!" LOL!! :toofunny:
SamBoz19
Well-known member
Holy Sh*t....that was some funny sh*t...oh dear god I just made more of a pun there....I'm an ASS! LOL.
At least I am not as bad as this dude, or thing, or whatever it is...lol.
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AK32408
IBE/PHF Rep
Yeah ! lol that was an awesome game.. I think Ray Allen could have shot from the other end of the courts f.t. line blindfolded and still could have made them lol
Trauma1
Legend
How convincing of a win was that in a clincher! Chalk another championship up for boston baby!! How about Ray Allen with (7) 3-pointers in the game!
Boston Baby!!!
Trauma1
Legend
Necroticism
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too long to enter, but i had to post it.
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DreamOfWeight
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NEXT YEAR
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Trauma1
Legend
LOL - Right.........
DreamOfWeight
Registered User
lakers had more rest.. it would of been no contest if the spurs swept their opp. before playing the lakers...celtics and the spurs.... that would have been awsome!
Trauma1
Legend
Trauma1
Legend
I'm glad it was a Celtics/Lakers final. It's as classic as it gets imo.
The celtics didn't have much rest themselves going 7 games in both the atlanta and cleveland series.
Excuses, excuses
Who knows, maybe next year we'll meet up in the finals.
JOHNJESSICA20
Advanced Muscle Science Rep
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A *****!!!"
drummaboyzl
Well-known member
even i laughed at that one
TripDog
Bananas
Hell yea boyyee, they played awesome ball last night. Allen with those bombs, that new kid point guard with like 5 steals and blazing speed, pierce playing team ball, KG got his head out of his ass from last game, and they made like 95% of their foul shots!!!! BOSTON OWNS THIS YEAR!
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TripDog
Bananas
Fukc the spurs!!!!!!
DreamOfWeight
Registered User
lol....nope... FUK the rest!
Trauma1
Legend
Good old Mr. Uconn baby!
TexasLifter89
Well-known member
LMAO. thats probably true somewhere along the line too
DreamOfWeight
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Boyders
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In the fashion of Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris drinks Napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris doesn't take Leviathan to burn fat, Leviathan takes Chuck Norris.
That's all I could think of so here's a couple of my favourites:
Chuck Norris doesn't have any hair on his testicles, because hair doesn't grow on steel.
The phrase "you are what you eat," cannot be true by the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
There was once a 51st state, known as New Idaho. It has not been heard of since it snubbed Chuck Norris as governor and was roundhouse kicked into a parallel dimension, along with Chuck's virginity and the last sonofa***** that overcooked his panda bear steaks. Chuck Norris eats his panda raw.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris was once having sex with a tractor trailer, when some of his sperm got into the engine. We now know this trailer as Optimus Prime.
BTW, I bought LR and would kill for another bottle!
Chuck Norris drinks Napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris doesn't take Leviathan to burn fat, Leviathan takes Chuck Norris.
That's all I could think of so here's a couple of my favourites:
Chuck Norris doesn't have any hair on his testicles, because hair doesn't grow on steel.
The phrase "you are what you eat," cannot be true by the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
There was once a 51st state, known as New Idaho. It has not been heard of since it snubbed Chuck Norris as governor and was roundhouse kicked into a parallel dimension, along with Chuck's virginity and the last sonofa***** that overcooked his panda bear steaks. Chuck Norris eats his panda raw.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris was once having sex with a tractor trailer, when some of his sperm got into the engine. We now know this trailer as Optimus Prime.
BTW, I bought LR and would kill for another bottle!
DreamOfWeight
Registered User
Trauma1
Legend
Lol - To this day it's still one of my favorites of all time.
TripDog
Bananas
Settle down cowboy and read the first post. Another thing i'm doing this because I want to, NOT because I have to. It's coming from my personal stuff so if you don't like it leave......
Rugger
Well-known member
don't get your panties twisted. No hostility was intended.
Trauma1
Legend
drummaboyzl
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mathis50262
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:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:
JOHNJESSICA20
Advanced Muscle Science Rep
The Queen of England was visiting some of the USA's top hospitals, and during her tours of one of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the queen, "that's disgraceful, what's the purpose of this?" The doctor replied, "That man is a body builder who is taking special treatment to build up his testosterone levels after a cycle. As a result his testicles fill up with semen very rapidly. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and the man would die instantly." "Oh, I'm sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex. "Oh my God", said the Queen,
"what's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "same problem, better health plan."
"what's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "same problem, better health plan."
drummaboyzl
Well-known member
i had to read that twice to get it cuz i skipped the 2nd to last line. but thats dirty ^^
RoadBlocK
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DreamOfWeight
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dumbass kid
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ozarkaBRAND
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well that didn't work.. if you want to see it, cop and paste the link. The part starred out starts with a b and rhymes with itch.
well that didn't work.. if you want to see it, cop and paste the link. The part starred out starts with a b and rhymes with itch.
DreamOfWeight
Registered User
hahaha
JOHNJESSICA20
Advanced Muscle Science Rep
Trip thanks for starting this post,I've recived so many rep points for my jokes I actually am starting to look popular...lmao Thanks for all the rep's everyone,I'll try a keep banging them out.
JOHNJESSICA20
Advanced Muscle Science Rep
Also TRIP with all these entrants how will u pic a winner or will they be one for each product
JOHNJESSICA20
Advanced Muscle Science Rep
A woman walked up to a bald little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.
Iron Lungz
Banned
What's the most offending thing that a gay man might say at a bar that could or couldn't be hitting on you?
{lisp} Can I push your stool up?" {lisp}
{lisp} Can I push your stool up?" {lisp}
tim1985
Well-known member
Its his old avi, although his new one is pretty funny too.
Here it is!
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