Things That I Hate....

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**** i wouldnt mind visit NY NY, and sowing my oats :) i used to pull and pray on my russian bitch. but this asian one had some rubber ****. u dont feeel **** with condoms!

its ok though when ur on AAS it's impossible to get chick pregnant LMAO so i stack AAS with girls on top when i **** been doing me good so far :)
 
i should have picked a cooler alias. damnit.

"i'm the cook, what you would like for breakfast?.... well make it your damn self" lol
 
Jasen said:
**** i wouldnt mind visit NY NY, and sowing my oats :) i used to pull and pray on my russian bitch. but this asian one had some rubber ****. u dont feeel **** with condoms!

its ok though when ur on AAS it's impossible to get chick pregnant LMAO so i stack AAS with girls on top when i **** been doing me good so far :)
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Just make sure that your at least halfway through with your cycle or you might still have live sperm :p
 
**** im famous for "****-a-chick-jump-out-the-bathroom-window" kinda ****. its hilraious! especially when u give them fake re-assurance and a shady phone #. i feel like im conning them everytime
 
****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i use a coathanger and fish that $hit out of her!
 
"boy i suck that **** out like its venom, if i have too" - buddy of mine
 
Jasen said:
its ok though when ur on AAS it's impossible to get chick pregnant LMAO so i stack AAS with girls on top when i **** been doing me good so far :)
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i actually have this lil chick right now i hooked up with once, then she told me she wasnt on the pill after i busted in her... i wont answer her calls hahaha... i dont wanna know sh!t.

and im always here chillin in manhattan boys, lower east side, holla at ya boy.

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if i visit ill def hit u up!

OK WTF if she tells u she aint on the pill AFTER u bust in her, thats her fault. its like driving with legs than blaming the other person for crashin into you
 
I hate that I am walking around in a walking cast insulated so my leg is 100* at all times....

I hate when people try and lay a guilt trip on me, makes me really pissy..

I hate my blackberry, it shuts off all the time, it locks up and I HATE that I can't get a new one till Aug, unless I want to pay 400 out of pocket

I hate that they keep adding classes for me to get my RN

I hate when I tell guys that I have 2 degrees they get intimidated and RUN for the door

I hate when friends ask me for advice and do what the He** they want anyway...why did you ask....???!!!! :(

And finally I HATE when my friend's almost husband ( married 2 days after this happened) ..asked me "so what are you wearing under that"....BLLLEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!



TC
 
FCUKING SKANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
dang 2 degree? intelligence is very attractive.......... you on the pill? :) lmao JK JK
 
but really thats impressive good job!
 
Jasen said:
if i visit ill def hit u up!

OK WTF if she tells u she aint on the pill AFTER u bust in her, thats her fault. its like driving with legs than blaming the other person for crashin into you
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well in my head it was after... lol

toughchick401 said:
I hate my blackberry, it shuts off all the time, it locks up and I HATE that I can't get a new one till Aug, unless I want to pay 400 out of pocket

I hate when I tell guys that I have 2 degrees they get intimidated and RUN for the door

TC
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1. my storm is the same way. i hate the damn thing... but im lost without it

2. thats b/c smart is so much more difficult than stupid haha. guys prefer the easy route. patience is a virtue.
 
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wonder if it is possible to actually fcuk a girl and tell her the gravity BS and see if she believes it HAHAHAHHAHA
 
im sowwie :(

ur in a forum where 80% of the males have unatrually high testosterone, and the other 20% extremely low testosterone due to fcukin up their cycle and shamfully not wanting to admit it to themselfs.
 
your one of those highly determined chicks huh? what are your degrees in?
 
Jasen said:
im sowwie :(

ur in a forum where 80% of the males have unatrually high testosterone, and the other 20% extremely low testosterone due to fcukin up their cycle and shamfully not wanting to admit it to themselfs.
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It's fine, I usually don't post or or log on so much, def time to get back to work......

TC

PS.... for god's sake use protection, put a glove on it .....if your going to play, and you will....at least be smart about it ....Just my 2 cents...
 
^ ur cute
 
Jasen said:
your one of those highly determined chicks huh? what are your degrees in?
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Highly determined chicks....I love it...I guess so... I have a degree in Special Education, K-3rd and going for my RN, thinking of going into pediatrics....right now I work in a psych hospital....


TC
 
i HAVE been called emergency diick in a glass
 
toughchick401 said:
Highly determined chicks....I love it...I guess so... I have a degree in Special Education, K-3rd and going for my RN, thinking of going into pediatrics....right now I work in a psych hospital....


TC
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thats impressive. not many girls around here that are that determined, many of them just wanna marry into rich families. i am currently in WA
 
HumpTheCook said:
yeah jasen you ****in tool hahaha. double it up! haha this thread is out of hand.
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LMFAO

look who is talking mr. pray and shoot. ........ that sounds similar to shaq's gameplan LMFAO


"nigga can u make a three-throw" Kat Willaims
 
HumpTheCook said:
gonna give you something special girl.... its my d!ck in a box
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DUDE DUDE DUDE
go to a prada shop and ask for a empty shoe box, cut a hole in the back and put ur diick in it. then hold it real close to ur body and bring it over to a girl and tell her u got a present! LMFAO buddy did this while he worked at shoes department at MACY to boss
 
Jasen said:
DUDE DUDE DUDE
go to a prada shop and ask for a empty shoe box, cut a hole in the back and put ur diick in it. then hold it real close to ur body and bring it over to a girl and tell her u got a present! LMFAO buddy did this while he worked at shoes department at MACY to boss
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that is retarded. screams "sexual harrassment lawsuit"... though a couple of my bros went out like those two for halloween.
 
My beautiful hate thread..... burning to the ground by thread jackers ejaculating their 2 cents about condoms and unprotected sex all over my thread. She was a good thread. R.I.P

I should have put a condom on this thread to protect it from STD's like you guys!

Ahhh if you can't beat em, join em... so I was fcukin this chick the other day....

hahaha
 
chocolatemilk said:
My beautiful hate thread..... burning to the ground by thread jackers ejaculating their 2 cents about condoms and unprotected sex all over my thread. She was a good thread. R.I.P

I should have put a condom on this thread to protect it from STD's like you guys!

Ahhh if you can't beat em, join em... so I was fcukin this chick the other day....

hahaha
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ummm.... the correct term is STI hahaha
 
chocolatemilk said:
I hate people that curl in the effin squat rack.... wtf is wrong with you!?!?! Are you a tard!?!?
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Haha, I might just do that tomorrow for a private chuckle. But I really don't see alot of that anymore, I think people caught on that they where being as you say a 'tard' :lol:
 
toughchick401 said:
Highly determined chicks....I love it...I guess so... I have a degree in Special Education, K-3rd and going for my RN, thinking of going into pediatrics....right now I work in a psych hospital....


TC
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Why am I 90% sure you're a dude playing like a girl? No offense intended, honest to god if I'm wrong here. It's ok to tell... :toofunny:
 
Moeller said:
Haha, I might just do that tomorrow for a private chuckle. But I really don't see alot of that anymore, I think people caught on that they where being as you say a 'tard' :lol:
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lol not gonna lie if the other bars are in use then i do this. i personally do not care what anyone at the gym thinks. i am an a$$hole while i work out...

"hey can i get a spot?".... "mmm... no"

In the words of Pitbull...
"Ima do what i do,
if you dont like it,
thats cool,
f uck you"
 
HumpTheCook said:
lol not gonna lie if the other bars are in use then i do this. i personally do not care what anyone at the gym thinks. i am an a$$hole while i work out...

"hey can i get a spot?".... "mmm... no"

In the words of Pitbull...
"Ima do what i do,
if you dont like it,
thats cool,
f uck you"
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Man, it's a jungle out there! You've got to cut some noob throat to survive lmfao! If there's anything I hate, it's when I don't know some jackass and he want's a spot on his 500lb quarter squats. I've pretty much got to rep you now... haha
 
Tomahawk88 said:
Ya I was about to say how long did it take before said friend was fired?
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.......... he did not get in trouble lmao he did ti to like 3 girls in the store. but then again he is italian so go figure LMFAO
 
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