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UnrealMachine said:
Guys i swear by smoking weed every night, I never have trouble sleeping in the first place, but that always makes me nice and sleepy. I'm not saying it's for everybody but for most people i know, you just can't stay up into the morning when you're baked, it's impossible.

If you get anxiety or anger or frustration in life and the cycle compounds it, this methods relaxes your body and helps your mind forget the problems (literally forget them lol) and appreciate the little things that you've got. Or that's how it works for me anyway.

BTW I post here baked all the time :)
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Yeah man I smoke on the weekends only. However...smoking late means i'm gonna stay up even longer and do ****. Weed makes my brain wake up temporarily...i'll write something interesting, start reading advanced topics on wikipedia, play video games, listen to music etc. I mean yeah eventually will fall asleep...weed was definitely not the solution last night.

Maybe it was the alpha-t2 i took last night before going into my bouncing job on top of the clen/t3...:sad3:

HumpTheCook said:
damn meatheads and our insomnia.

i get so unbelievably irritated when i feel tired and just cant sleep. i was throwing pillows and punching the bed and cursing god lol... then i fell asleep like an angry baby.
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yeah man i was just super restless.....but hey i still managed to go to the gym and bang out 345x7 @ 205lbs....did working sets at 275, and two at 325. Not bad for only 4 or less hours of sleep :)
 
TheDarkHalf said:
yeah man i was just super restless.....but hey i still managed to go to the gym and bang out 345x7 @ 205lbs....did working sets at 275, and two at 325. Not bad for only 4 or less hours of sleep :)
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thats awesome bro... i cant wait to get my strength back like that. thats when the gym is really fun.
 
DAY 10 CONT -

WEIGHT - 214 (+8.5)

WORKOUT - CHEST DAY
This was the workout i was waiting for... it was glorious i tell you, i felt great and pumped and focused

Flat Bench
225x15 275x8 295x5 drop sets
Incline DB Press
80x12 100x10 120x7
Incline Flies
40x15 50x12 60x8
Decline Press
185x12 205x10 225x6
Cable Flies
5sets
Dips

A$$hole Moment -
This dude at the gym introduces me to his new girlfriend who apparently looks "exactly like jessica alba" (i dont see it), anyways, the tool introduces me to her and asks if she reminds me of anyone?.. my reply "i dunno, a sperm bank" haha

3x12
 
HumpTheCook said:
A$$hole Moment -
This dude at the gym introduces me to his new girlfriend who apparently looks "exactly like jessica alba" (i dont see it), anyways, the tool introduces me to her and asks if she reminds me of anyone?.. my reply "i dunno, a sperm bank" haha

3x12
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You must spread reputation before giving it to HumpTheCook again.

AWESOME!!!!

:lol::lol:
 
TheDarkHalf said:
Yeah man I smoke on the weekends only. However...smoking late means i'm gonna stay up even longer and do ****. Weed makes my brain wake up temporarily...i'll write something interesting, start reading advanced topics on wikipedia, play video games, listen to music etc. I mean yeah eventually will fall asleep...weed was definitely not the solution last night.
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hell yea bro.. same here.. its 7:14 am right now.. im blazed out of my mind and dont even wanna go to sleep im too busy surfing the net and playing madden to sleep.
 
shizz702 said:
How's everything going in here brotha? Strong pressing the other day!
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Things are going great right now. i went from 275x4 to 295x5 in 6 days so i gotta feel pretty good about that. Its far from my PR of 405 but im moving in the right directiob, it doesnt happen overnight.

As for today i slept in til 1230 which pisses me off, cause ive missed a meal and gone too long without food. bah!
 
DAY 11 -

WEIGHT - 215 (+9.5)

WORKOUT - BACK

UPDATES -
-everything is still going great. no sides whatsoever! i even had a great nights sleep last.
-well my erections are kinda soft. i cant figure out how to post the photo, PM me if you want them.
-honestly with no sides i just wanna stack sh!t, not gonna lie. i cant wait to add the epi. i am thinking about adding tren in this as well. i will be starting a test base around wk4 that will carryy me through a cruise period. coming off is b!tches hahaha...

**edit**
-im eating so much tunafish that my piss smells exactly when a fresh can of albacore... i cant imagine what my cum tastes like... i appologize in advance barskanks of NYC.
 
HumpTheCook said:
DAY 11 -

WEIGHT - 215 (+9.5)

WORKOUT - BACK

UPDATES -
-everything is still going great. no sides whatsoever! i even had a great nights sleep last.
-well my erections are kinda soft. i cant figure out how to post the photo, PM me if you want them.
-honestly with no sides i just wanna stack sh!t, not gonna lie. i cant wait to add the epi. i am thinking about adding tren in this as well. i will be starting a test base around wk4 that will carryy me through a cruise period. coming off is b!tches hahaha...

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-im eating so much tunafish that my piss smells exactly when a fresh can of albacore... i cant imagine what my cum tastes like... i appologize in advance barskanks of NYC.
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exactly same here which is why i keep addin stuff, my belife keep adding until big sides appear. loll
 
That makes it the 3 of us saying F pct and injecting test instead :). And wanting to stack **** is normal, only thing better than steroids is lots of stacked steroids. Looks like we will all be on T + orals for a total triple stack haha.
 
UnrealMachine said:
That makes it the 3 of us saying F pct and injecting test instead :). And wanting to stack **** is normal, only thing better than steroids is lots of stacked steroids. Looks like we will all be on T + orals for a total triple stack haha.
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haha i love it.

i honestly believe in the cruise system. i think so many sides come when you get off completely... so i just skip that step in the process... and i really do not think im going to get sides from a low dose of test. i never have in the past.
 
HumpTheCook said:
haha i love it.

i honestly believe in the cruise system. i think so many sides come when you get off completely... so i just skip that step in the process... and i really do not think im going to get sides from a low dose of test. i never have in the past.
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This is what im doing

1 Week Cruise Control

Flush out 80% of your receptors

Test 300mg ew
CJC 400mcg before bed
GHRP2 200mcg

GHRP2

200mcg total , 3x day, 30mins before food. Do not take with fats or carbs they blunt gh. Very important mate.
Ghrp2 is a compound designed to cause the pituartory gland to pulse gh out ..the cjc in short increases pulse time

Then you are ready to blast off again

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edwitt said:
This is what im doing

1 Week Cruise Control

Flush out 80% of your receptors

Test 300mg ew
CJC 400mcg before bed
GHRP2 200mcg

GHRP2

200mcg total , 3x day, 30mins before food. Do not take with fats or carbs they blunt gh. Very important mate.
Ghrp2 is a compound designed to cause the pituartory gland to pulse gh out ..the cjc in short increases pulse time

Then you are ready to blast off again

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im gonna have to look into these products. gh is one thing i never got around to, but im still young, lots of time for that to change lol. this looks good tho edwitt! you always seem to have your sh!t together right.
 
HumpTheCook said:
im gonna have to look into these products. gh is one thing i never got around to, but im still young, lots of time for that to change lol. this looks good tho edwitt! you always seem to have your sh!t together right.
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This is not ur regular use for GH, this is to flush ur receptors so that you can efffectively blast off within the shortest time frame posssible
 
edwitt said:
This is not ur regular use for GH, this is to flush ur receptors so that you can efffectively blast off within the shortest time frame posssible
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im researching as i type this bro. sounds very intriguing. i know i HATE down time, and i feel like ive wasted so much time already out being stupid that i am not gonna wanna take alot of off time.
 
bro ive heard nothing but fantastic things about the cjc/ghrp combo.. its basically like fast acting hgh... i hear 2iu along with this combo is amazing and just melts the fat off the abdomen.. the only thing is.. i heard your body doesnt really absorb more then 100mcg-ghrp2/6 at a time..

ill dig up the study in a little bit
 
bigzach1234 said:
bro ive heard nothing but fantastic things about the cjc/ghrp combo.. its basically like fast acting hgh... i hear 2iu along with this combo is amazing and just melts the fat off the abdomen.. the only thing is.. i heard your body doesnt really absorb more then 100mcg-ghrp2/6 at a time..

ill dig up the study in a little bit
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correct

Gh2 saturation 100mcg per time
200mcg equals on 27% more gh so thats your call whether you wanna flash the extra cash
 
UnrealMachine said:
That makes it the 3 of us saying F pct and injecting test instead :). And wanting to stack **** is normal, only thing better than steroids is lots of stacked steroids. Looks like we will all be on T + orals for a total triple stack haha.
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LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am going tomorrow again to supp store see what else i can throw in! soon im gettin my WINNIE :)
 
yeah thats why GOD gave us multiple injection sites!
test= glutes
winnie = quads
HGH = abs
tren = delts
etc etc
 
favorite quote of all time from AAS "GOD MADE MAN, MAN MADE TREN, TREN MAKES GODS"
 
^ omg~ did u feel like a DEMI-GOD? lmao

how was halostein always wanted to try it out for the agression and AI sides effects
 
Dude I heard the aggression from tren and masteron together is gnarly.... was it?? I really want to try them together to see what if it's true
 
Jasen said:
^ omg~ did u feel like a DEMI-GOD? lmao

how was halostein always wanted to try it out for the agression and AI sides effects
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a miserable, surly, vengeful god.

the halotestin was a motherf ucker!! during the day i would just sit there, by myself, no tv, no nothing just me in a room on a chair... angry. my girl was living with me at the time, stayed with a friend cause she said i just wasnt the same person. i threw ****, smashed ****, punched holes in walls. halotestin was crazy! i never really bought into roid rage til i took halo's.

GnastyMcNasty said:
Dude I heard the aggression from tren and masteron together is gnarly.... was it?? I really want to try them together to see what if it's true
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the tren made me moody and agressive and slightly unstable but totally worth it. the masteron didnt effect me too badly in that way.
 
HumpTheCook said:
a miserable, surly, vengeful god.

the halotestin was a motherf ucker!! during the day i would just sit there, by myself, no tv, no nothing just me in a room on a chair... angry. my girl was living with me at the time, stayed with a friend cause she said i just wasnt the same person. i threw ****, smashed ****, punched holes in walls. halotestin was crazy! i never really bought into roid rage til i took halo's.



the tren made me moody and agressive and slightly unstable but totally worth it. the masteron didnt effect me too badly in that way.
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OMFG those are some serious sides dude WTF MAN OMFG.
{ laughin so hard now brb 2 min.................. (elevator music)....}

"sit there by myself no tv no nothing.... lmfao"

dude was it that crazy i want some now sooooo bad
 
Jasen said:
OMFG those are some serious sides dude WTF MAN OMFG.
{ laughin so hard now brb 2 min.................. (elevator music)....}

"sit there by myself no tv no nothing.... lmfao"

dude was it that crazy i want some now sooooo bad
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haha bro i am dead serious. it was that crazy. plus i was on a crazy diet. it was awful!!

dude you remember i told you i worked at a gnc at one point?? i got fired cause i sat on the counter doing nothing for whole shifts.i wouldnt even say hi to people. my friends would come in to see me and id just tell them to leave.
 
WOOOOOW dude W-T-F halosteein did that?!
 
HumpTheCook said:
a miserable, surly, vengeful god.

the halotestin was a motherf ucker!! during the day i would just sit there, by myself, no tv, no nothing just me in a room on a chair... angry. my girl was living with me at the time, stayed with a friend cause she said i just wasnt the same person. i threw ****, smashed ****, punched holes in walls. halotestin was crazy! i never really bought into roid rage til i took halo's.



the tren made me moody and agressive and slightly unstable but totally worth it. the masteron didnt effect me too badly in that way.
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what dose did u run the Halotestin?
 
i like that! lsiten to the trainer no questions asked sign of good athlete! any guy who asks me for advice then questions my advice on AAS i tell them F.OFF do ur own research then
 
Jasen said:
i like that! lsiten to the trainer no questions asked sign of good athlete! any guy who asks me for advice then questions my advice on AAS i tell them F.OFF do ur own research then
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its the truth. i was payin good money for his experience in competitive bodybuilding so i just did as i was told.
 
DAY 12 -

WEIGHT - 215.5 (+10)

UPDATES -
-alright things are still going amazing. i feel good, sleepin better and all. i seriously am having absolutely ZERO sides so... i just cant wait to stack this up till i get some damn sides lol.
 
HumpTheCook said:
DAY 12 -

WEIGHT - 215.5 (+10)

UPDATES -
-alright things are still going amazing. i feel good, sleepin better and all. i seriously am having absolutely ZERO sides so... i just cant wait to stack this up till i get some damn sides lol.
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Like your style mate

This slin looks like somthin i need to be playing around with :)
 
YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slin that ****! yeah
 
I love slin boys. i recommend everyone researches alot and makes an educated decision on slin use. but i love it.

aas are great, its like a 911... throw the slin in and you got a 911 turbo.
 
LOVE THAT ^^^^ maybe winter will probably be something like slin/m1t/ OTC tren or something non-methyl cuz m1t will be at like 40mg
 
Jasen said:
i like that! lsiten to the trainer no questions asked sign of good athlete! any guy who asks me for advice then questions my advice on AAS i tell them F.OFF do ur own research then
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GnastyMcNasty said:
bro you ever tried gh
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i have not! i was about to start it right before i took my LOOONG hiatus. at the time i had 3 kits sittin in the fridge. im thinking if all goes well now that im back at it, maybe be in the fall.
 
DAY 17

WEIGHT - 216 (+10.5)

UPDATES -
Alright so i havent updated this is about 5 days... let me explain what has been up in the life of the The Cook.
So i was / am dating this chick. she's not a real person though, she's a stripper. somehow she came to be living in my condo and i dont really know how it ever came to be. i tried to get her to leave, ive tried to end it and it just doesnt seem to happen. i wake up and like a bad dream, b!tch is still there.
Now that leads me to the next part of the story... i am not a faithful "boyfriend" but remember she is a stripper, what do you expect?? you cant turn a ho into a housewife... i found out that i impregnated some random. she wants to keep it. way to go me, i knock up the one girl who wants to keep a baby with a clear cut scumbag dead beat father. awesome... now back to the stripper... my buddy bet me that i wouldnt tell her, via a facebook update haha... im not one to back away from a bet, i aint no b!tch haha. so my facebook status became (thank you usher):

The Cook needs to tell you "remember that chick i was creepin with, said she's three months pregnant and she's keepin it" ... sorry.

so thats how she found out. she still wont leave though. like have some self respect girl, im awesome and all but really? i just told you i knocked up another chick via a public facebook status update.

but here is where it gets really interesting and really effects the cycle:
KARMA IS A MOTHERF UCKER.
24 hours later. yes just 24 hours after my a$$hole maneuver, i start burning up like a mofo... when i piss. yes folks i got clamydia... so...

i had to get those pills that help flush your system and get rid of it. so i was puking and sh!tting for like three days. it was gross. i was puking up food i didnt even eat, ****ting out the remnants of a big mac that had been plastered to the inner walls of colon since 2001.

somehow thank god i was able to keep my weight up. yes i wasted a few days, yes i still trained though, but here we are a few days later and i weigh the same. thank you baby jesus.

btw... i crushed up an extra set of the pills and put them in the "girlfriends" morning shake so she wouldnt get the clap too... and that way she just thought she got the flu, rather than having to be honest with her... i had enough honesty for one week.

that is all.
 
TheDarkHalf said:
Maybe it was the alpha-t2 i took last night before going into my bouncing job on top of the clen/t3...:sad3:



yeah man i was just super restless.....but hey i still managed to go to the gym and bang out 345x7 @ 205lbs....did working sets at 275, and two at 325. Not bad for only 4 or less hours of sleep :)
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Bro, trust me, that is what it was. Nothing gave me stronger jitters and made me feel more gacked out of my mind than alpha t2 on clen. my personal theory is that is has to do with the methyl synephrine in the T2 messing with the beta 3 receptors right along with the clen, and the combination is just gnarly, but yeah. the fat loss was great but i had to stop. the combination was too much. i guarantee you it was the alpha t2 keeping you from sleeping:bigeyes:
 
HumpTheCook said:
DAY 17

WEIGHT - 216 (+10.5)

UPDATES -
Alright so i havent updated this is about 5 days... let me explain what has been up in the life of the The Cook.
So i was / am dating this chick. she's not a real person though, she's a stripper. somehow she came to be living in my condo and i dont really know how it ever came to be. i tried to get her to leave, ive tried to end it and it just doesnt seem to happen. i wake up and like a bad dream, b!tch is still there.
Now that leads me to the next part of the story... i am not a faithful "boyfriend" but remember she is a stripper, what do you expect?? you cant turn a ho into a housewife... i found out that i impregnated some random. she wants to keep it. way to go me, i knock up the one girl who wants to keep a baby with a clear cut scumbag dead beat father. awesome... now back to the stripper... my buddy bet me that i wouldnt tell her, via a facebook update haha... im not one to back away from a bet, i aint no b!tch haha. so my facebook status became (thank you usher):

The Cook needs to tell you "remember that chick i was creepin with, said she's three months pregnant and she's keepin it" ... sorry.

so thats how she found out. she still wont leave though. like have some self respect girl, im awesome and all but really? i just told you i knocked up another chick via a public facebook status update.

but here is where it gets really interesting and really effects the cycle:
KARMA IS A MOTHERF UCKER.
24 hours later. yes just 24 hours after my a$$hole maneuver, i start burning up like a mofo... when i piss. yes folks i got clamydia... so...

i had to get those pills that help flush your system and get rid of it. so i was puking and sh!tting for like three days. it was gross. i was puking up food i didnt even eat, ****ting out the remnants of a big mac that had been plastered to the inner walls of colon since 2001.

somehow thank god i was able to keep my weight up. yes i wasted a few days, yes i still trained though, but here we are a few days later and i weigh the same. thank you baby jesus.

btw... i crushed up an extra set of the pills and put them in the "girlfriends" morning shake so she wouldnt get the clap too... and that way she just thought she got the flu, rather than having to be honest with her... i had enough honesty for one week.

that is all.
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roflmao Bro that is a gnarly story. Sh*t and I thought my life was bad!! (no offense lol). I feel much better now (dealing with a *somewhat* similar situation - crazy bitch ). at least i know someone else out there is too
 
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