Random Thought Thread?

My random thought today is

WTF im starving but i just ate and cant eat again bc i at work and ran out of food,

But last couple of weeks was:

I wonder what would happen if i drop kicked someone in the face while there head was against a wall, Would it explode? or would my foot just get stuck?

anyone have any random thoughts, whether they are disturbing or not?
 
back to the random thoughts......the girl is coming over before i go to work, wonder what she'll be wearing? oh there's a squirrel on tv
 
Wonder if I could get away with bumping these idiots who dont know how to drive in th snow off the road.... >.>
 
why doesnt lennoxchi post pictures of muffins in goodmorning section anymore
 
lady just waved at me, I wonder if she thinks I'm handsome
 
hmmm, whem I'm caught on my phone on AM.com at work, I wonder if my boss thinks I'm a lazy bastuuuurd
 
why is there a wet box in the parking lot
 
when that guy looked at me just now with this look on my face, I wonder if he thinks I'm mean, bad attitude, don't like this job or if I have to crap my pants really bad
 
I wonder if there's some kid making faces at me from behind this damn soccer van's illegal tinted pitch black windows....o
 
would any of my "straight" male coworkers really snag another guy for 5 million?
 
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